Heav_Easy= Easy Celeste
Heav_Easy_1_easy= Easy Mountain

Heav_Easy_1_easy_c0= Easily Traversible City

Heav_Easy_1_easy_memorial=
    -- EASY MOUNTAIN --{n}
    This monument dedicated to{n}
    those who climbed{n}
    Casualty count: 0{n}
    :)

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_granny=
    [MADELINE left normal]
    Hello! Is this the {#00ff00}Easy Mountain{#} trail?

    [GRANNY right normal]
    You're in the right place.{n}It's over to the right.

    [MADELINE left distracted]
    Right of... what?

    [GRANNY right normal]
    East. I mean east.

    [GRANNY right normal]
    It should be an {#00ff00}easy{#} climb.

    [MADELINE left normal]
    Thanks!

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_guide1=
    [MADELINE left normal]
    I think I'll have to {#ff0000}dash upright{#}{n} and then go {#ff0000}upwards{#} here.

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_easy=
    [MADELINE left normal]
    That was {#00ff00}easy{#}!

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_noneutrals=
    {anchor bottom}

    [MADELINE left normal]
    I'm glad there were {#00ff00}refills{#}!

    [MADELINE left sad]
    Neutrals are {*}not {#00ff00}easy{#}{/*}...

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_continue=
    [MADELINE left distracted]
    I'm not that tired.

    [MADELINE left distracted]
    After all, it's been quite {#00ff00}easy{#}.

    [MADELINE left normal]
    Let's continue!
Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_introcar=
    {anchor bottom}

    [MADELINE left surprised]
    Are the wheels... bolted to the sign?

    [MADELINE left sad]
    Maybe this is why the city never caught on.{n}
    Clearly they know nothing about sensible funding.

    [MADELINE left distracted]
    Maybe they should've let me run it.{n}
    After all...

    [MADELINE left normal]
    Efficient resource allocation is {#00ff00}easy{#}.

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_theo=
    {anchor top}

    [MADELINE left normal]
    Hello!

    [THEO right normal]
    Oh, hello there.

    [THEO right normal]
    Are you also climbing this {#00ff00}Mountain{#}?

    [MADELINE left normal]
    I am!{n}I've been having a great time.

    [THEO right normal]
    Me too! Usually I give up pretty fast on these things,{n}
    but this trail's pretty {#00ff00}easy{#} to get through.

    [MADELINE left distracted]
    Any idea what's with the planes?

    [THEO right thinking]
    No clue. I was honestly wondering how they{n}managed to crash upwards.

    [THEO right thinking]
    Or how the plane is staying there...

    [MADELINE left surprised]
    Should we be standing under them?!

    [THEO right yolo]
    Absolutely.
Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_nodemos=
    {anchor top}

    [MADELINE left surprised]
    What? What are you doing?

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_nodemos_2=
    {anchor top}

    [MADELINE left angry]
    {*}Stop! Demodashes are {#ff0000}not easy{#}!{/*}

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_nodemos_3=
    {anchor bottom}

    [MADELINE left panic]
    {*}This isn't how I wanted this to go...{/*}

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_mock_1=
    {anchor top}

    [MADELINE left sad]
    I hope you're happy.

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_mock_2=
    {anchor top}

    [MADELINE left sad]
    You just had to go and overcomplicate things, didn't you?

    [MADELINE left sad]
    It could have been fun.{n}It could have been {#00ff00}easy{#}.

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_mock_3=
    {anchor top}

    [MADELINE left angry]
    And I'm getting a little tired of those{n}grounded ultras of yours.

    [MADELINE left normal]
    I'll have to get rid of that "ground".


Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_mock_4=
    {anchor top}

    [MADELINE left normal]
    That's much better.

    [MADELINE left distracted]
    Now, where were we?

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_mock_5=
    {anchor bottom}

    [MADELINE right sad]
    I suppose you want some sort of{n}"reward" for going this way, yes?

    [MADELINE left distracted]
    Though, maybe it's all the same to you?

    [MADELINE right sad]
    After all, you did the thing.

    [MADELINE left distracted]
    Do you really care if you get a heart?

    [MADELINE left distracted]
    If your berry count goes up by 1{n}in a campaign with 1 berry and 1 level?

    [MADELINE right sad]
    Would ending on {*}nothing{/*} somehow be worse?

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_mock_6=
    {anchor bottom}

    [MADELINE right normal]
    Ah, nevermind. Go on. Take your {~}reward{/~}.

Heav_Easy_1_easy_dialog_end=
    {anchor top}

    [MADELINE left normal]
    What a satisfying climb!