Yvelluap_2025= the long haul
Yvelluap_2025_0intro= intro
Yvelluap_2025_1january= january: the lass's rehearsal
Yvelluap_2025_2february= february: a bite of pi
Yvelluap_2025_3march= march: selfish mini for myself
Yvelluap_2025_4april= april: escalate*
Yvelluap_2025_5may= may: titol but bad. bitol
Yvelluap_2025_6june= june: wrong way ?!
Yvelluap_2025_7july= july: what map if eateot was Celeste
Yvelluap_2025_8august= august: one, two, much
Yvelluap_2025_9september= september: who playtested this garbage?
Yvelluap_2025_Aoctober= october: Celeste mapam etseleC
Yvelluap_2025_Bnovember= november: down the line
Yvelluap_2025_Cdecember= december: mournful cameraderie
poem_Yvelluap_2025_0intro_A= overture
poem_Yvelluap_2025_1january_A= G
poem_Yvelluap_2025_2february_A= D
poem_Yvelluap_2025_3march_A= A
poem_Yvelluap_2025_4april_A= E
poem_Yvelluap_2025_5may_A= B
poem_Yvelluap_2025_6june_A= F#
poem_Yvelluap_2025_7july_A= Db
poem_Yvelluap_2025_8august_A= Ab
poem_Yvelluap_2025_9september_A= Eb
poem_Yvelluap_2025_Aoctober_A= Bb
poem_Yvelluap_2025_Bnovember_A= F
poem_Yvelluap_2025_Cdecember_A= C

INTRO=
you're here. congratulations!
some base info about this campaign:
the 365 rooms will be divided into 12 month-long chapters
i have to make a room every single day
if i'm unable to make a room for whatever reason i will add a filler room with an explaination
once the day is over, i can no longer edit the room, no matter how small the edit or how embarrassing the mistake
a day is defined here as the period after i wake up in the morning and before i go to sleep
the reason it's like this is because i fixed an extremely embarrassing skip at 12:09 once and i don't want to undo it
each month will have its own theme that i will stick to throughout
this rule may be broken in certain occasions
sometimes there will be dialog in the map
it gets explicit so if you wanna keep it PG it may be better to skip it
none of the dialog in this intro chapter will be explicit though, and neither will the first textbox of any cutscene
let me tell you just a little bit about this intro chapter before you begin
to the right there will be a small exhibit for every single month
there you can check the difficulty, the theme, anything else i wanna add
it will get updated as the year goes on
to progress to the first chapter, collect the heart at the end of the corridor
i condone skipping to any chapter because this map has no continuity anyway so who cares
ooh! here's a challenge:
beat 1 room of this campaign for every day of 2026
that's about it
bye i love you

INTROJAN=
january: the lass's rehearsal
difficulty (avg): grandmaster (expert ~ gm+)
this is me practicing my techless mapmaking skills for whenever i eventually make a sequel to my first techless map, "TXCHLXSS"
it's a bit more experimental than i'd be in an actual serious map
and the difficulty is also all over the place
i tried to keep the rooms 30 seconds long though
there WILL be chokepoints and little nuggets of terrible gameplay throughout
mainly because i didn't have time to playtest everything
1 room a day is tough aye, especially when the rooms take hours to make
but i tried to make gameplay that resembles something that would make it into a map
i played around with different styles
4 to be exact, 1 every 8 days except for the last one which gets 7
it peaks with what i believe is gm+ but it may just be cracked or red gm because my notion of difficulty is messed up
i don't care much anyway
i don't want this on the hardlist
anyway! jank be ahead. tread with caution!

INTROFEB=
february: a bite of pi
difficulty (avg): beginner (beginner ~ intermediate)
this map is an adaptation of a map that used to be in development in 2023, "slice of pi"
it was originally meant to be a 101 room long map where each room corresponded to a digit of pi
i wanted to help people memorize pi back when i knew 500 digits
depending on the digit, each room would be themed like its corresponding chapter
0 was prologue, 1 was city, et cetera, 9 was farewell
i stopped making it because i added a 40 minute cutscene to it
eventually i realized i'd stopped making a Celeste map and begun making a blog written in Lönn
this map is that, but shorter
instead of 100 decimal digits of pi it's one per day in February
so you could just as easily memorize them without playing the map, but still
it's a fun excercise in making vanilla-like visuals and a fine time-killer
it's extremely simple and more geared towards beginners
which makes me wonder why i put it behind a grandmaster map
i'm an idiot. what can you do about it
sit back, relax, enjoy the ride

INTROMAR=
march: selfish mini for myself
difficulty (avg): expert (advanced ~ expert)
back in about 2022 i began making a map
this map was called "selfish map for myself" and it was just a map with gameplay that i enjoyed
i was very passionate about this map
i curated every room and added berries and dialog and even a backtrack moon berry
but there was a problem
at one point i wanted to add falling blocks
and i wanted to signal that by making them retextured rock
but the textures broke the game and i couldn't figure out why
and thus i had to stop making the map
well, this is me building that map in 2025, but shorter, worse and under more pressure
i'm not proud of this one compared to that one
but hey, i tried at the very least
oh, and if you noticed a rebrand happening here, it's because starting on March, Vi isn't the only one building
she has become a system of three people as of the end of March
to simplify there are now 3 people that can control the body
welcome in Star and i, Ruby
have you seen a system so slay that SRVing is literally in their name?
sorry that wasn't very good
anyway. map. Celeste

INTROAPR=
april: escalate*
difficulty (avg): advanced (beginner ~ expert)
i'm not gonna lie here
we tried to make it so that this map went from really really easy to really really hard
but we only got to expert
so i added that little asterisk there to signal that hey, We Failed
so, if you let me rebrand, this is how we perform when we try to make normal gameplay
which in my opinion is P cool
it's not stellar, but it's not that bad
like come on
anyway if you want a taste of that then the map is right there
you're guaranteed to be able to do at least 2 screens, ain't that nice
also there are two berries in this one
that's a lot of berries for a map of mine
January had, what, 4? and then 0 0 if i recall correctly
ah well
get them stroobs
play the moop
goodboo
(also there are 8 of us now)

INTROMAY=
may: titol but bad. bitol
difficulty (avg): intermediate (beginner ~ expert)
so i remember there was this one map that we quite enjoyed playing back in the day, that was a recreation of this popular flash game "this is the only level"
and in a fit of laziness we thought, "hey,
if we do a map where every room is a variation on a single room,
we'll have to do less work per room,
and we'll have more free time per day!"
yes this was true to an extent but coming up with 30 variations on 1 room is harder than it seems
maybe we should've just built a better room tbh
and now we have this tired mess of a map
the name stands for "bad is the only level" which is about as intelligible as a song title from Everywhere, An Empty Bliss
anything else to say about this map?
\.\.\.
no,,,
oh it has 1 berry
that's it yeah
thanks for reading
i love you
play the map please
goodbye
(17 of us now. this growth is a bit concerning)

INTROJUN=
june: wrong way ?!
difficulty (avg): intermediate (intermediate ~ advanced)
you know how most Celeste maps go to the right?
well this one doesn't
that's the whole gimmick
other than that it's a normal intermediate map
that's literally the whole gimmick
there's nothing else to it
there's like
hypers
supers
some wallbounces
ultras too
single ultras though
and 4 stroobs
goodbye that's it i'm closing this one like that okay
(22 of us. we're plateauing now)

INTROJUL=
july: what map if eateot was Celeste
difficulty (avg): advanced (beginner ~ red expert)
we've been dabbling in The Caretaker's music for a little bit and oh my god we've been obsessed with it for a few months
we're actually gonna listen to Everywhere at the End of Time tomorrow because we have to for a project we're doing
will it see the light of day?
idk i hope so
but like. we had this idea right
what if we took EatEoT
and made it into a Celeste map
and like. here's the thing
this idea has a lot of potential
if you made it into a fully fleshed-out map and carefully curated it and stuff it would be an amazing project
however here we are constrained to making 1 room a day and making 1 room every day for 31 days
which means that some of the decisions we made early on are quite poor to say the least
and we lack the repertoire that The Caretaker has which means less potential for sampling
and also. it's really really short
ideally a map like this would have a golden time of about 20 to 30 minutes
and you see
we would go on and make that map because it seems fun to make and play
but we have to deal with this series too
and we can't do both at once because we'd get burnt out in days
so we won't make it. at least not in 2025
so if you'd like to make this map
then like
you can like
talk to us
{~}yvelluap.bsky.social{/~}
pretty please
because we wanna be a part of a project like that
we have ideas yeah
we can be like
creative directors yeah
:pleading_face:
but for now, this is it
it has a few berries
go and play it
*boop*
(there are 28 of us oh god)

INTROAUG=
august: one, two, much
difficulty (avg): intermediate (beginner ~ advanced)
okay so we tend to come up with these map ideas on the spot
our first thought was to make a map that had no entities in it
so we made a short intro room with no entities in it
but then we realized that that would just be mauve again
because we don't know of other types of entity-less gameplay
also we don't know how to make mauvelikes
and that would just be boring since there's 31 rooms in a chapter
but then we came up with the idea of adding one entity in each room
with the catch being that we'd have to use every established entity in every room
so by the last room there would be 30 types of entities
we knew starting off that there would be some event horizon where the rooms would be a sequence of every entity rather than them appearing naturally
though it's more of a gradient than we thought it'd be so we can't point out where it is located
oddly, this map contains some of our best gameplay, period
i feel as though we showed more maturity here than in the rest of the mod, especially later on
it's probaby because it looks cool as h*ck (hell) near the end and we had time to plan the ending
i mean,,, we have time every month,,, but you know what i mean
there are 2 strawberries in the map
that's 2 more than a map with no strawberries
uhh
that's it
(we think there are 29 of us but we may be suppressing a handful. pray this is it)

INTROSEP=
september: who playtested this garbage?
difficulty (avg): intermediate (beginner ~ intermediate)
while we were making the August installment of the series, we found that playtesting the map took a considerable amount of time
so we wondered, hm, if we make a map without playtesting it at all, will it save us some time?
the answer, it turns out, is yes
that's what this map is
30 rooms that were made without playing them once
however, the more important question is, are these rooms any good?
and well
uh
no
they're really not
there's little to no variety because we didn't want to risk much, which defeats most of the point of the challenge
we just don't feel confident in building when we don't know what we're building in the first place
so all the rooms feel samey and there's not a lot of mechanics
however, on the flipside, the time we saved by not playtesting was put into the decoration, and it shows
this map has some of the best decoration in this campaign
we still like the no-nonsense minimalist style of TXCHLXSS more, but this was a nice exercise in uh
uhhh
decal
positioning
and things
\.\.\.
there's no strawberries in this one sorry
goob luck enjoy yourself
(31 now. oolooloolooloolooloolooloolooloo)

INTROOCT=
october: Celeste mapam etseleC
difficulty (avg): beginner (green ~ yellow beginner)
we've had the idea to make a sort of emordnilapic map for a month or two now
the concept is simple
you start in room 1, go all the way to room 31, and then return to room 1
the original concept involved splitting rooms in half down the middle, so that you'd go up one side and then come back down the other
however we ditched this idea because the rooms would be tiny, short, and boring
instead we decided that very room would be an emordnilap unto itself and that all the rooms would be possible both ways
we also decided to fully decorate this one since the rooms are so short
it's chapter 2 decoration throughout
we even got the stylegrounds this time
don't expect this trend to continue
this was a very fun map to create and we almost wish we could keep working on this one and not have to switch to a different theme
but we can't do that here
so we won't
shoobedy doowop
the map itself is really easy
it may be a bit hard to figure out the main route in a few rooms but there's nothing that's blatantly impossible
also we added speed routes to this one
like actual intentional wavedash spots and whatnot
so if you see a skip, it's there by design
and if it isn't then whoopsy-doodle
that's about it
no berries in this one
gloobye
(32)

INTRONOV=
november: down the line
difficulty (avg): intermediate (green ~ red intermediate)
we actually came up with the name of this chapter before we came up with the idea
basically it's a map made only of dropper rooms
we originally intended to decorate it like in Chapter 6 or Chapter 3 but then we remembered the iconic 5B dropper so we decided to pay homage to it
the last room actually directly references that room so there you go
we added decal decoration to this one because otherwise it would look like garbage but we didn't add any stylegrounds
we think it looks okay
the decoration of this map has been burnt into our retinae and we hate it so much
admittedly it wasn't fun to decorate this map
most of the decals were fine to place
but then the vines are so goddamn hard to position
we just copied them from the 5B dropper and pasted them into our map and rearranged them
we couldn't be arsed to do any more
this is also the most burnt out we've been this year
we missed a lot of rooms
mainly because of stress or stuff of the sort
it's annoying, no?
we're kinda glad this challenge is ending soon
it'll be a bittersweet moment for sure but at least we'll have this weight off our back
until then though we have another month
you'll have to see
0 berries in November
play the map please
{~}:pleading_face:{/~}
(we've stopped bothering about the system member count because man it's hard to tell us apart)

INTRODEC=
december: mournful cameraderie
difficulty (avg): expert (low advanced ~ green gm?)
no, that is not a typo. we did mean to type cameraderie
alright so we decided that for the last installment in the series, we would just not have a theme
we've earned it honestly
so for these 31 rooms, and we did do all 31, we just built whatever we wanted to build that day
you'll notice that there are a few spikes and dips in difficulty throughout
those accents are just part of the map
partly because the point of it was to do whatever, but also partly because we can't go back and edit anything
there's a few gimmicks that got a bit lost in translation and we can't quite recall why or how they were made
but it is at this point that we learned to embrace these imperfections
it's easy to say that "perfect" is the enemy of "good" and whatnot, but actually following that is harder than it seems
whenever we make anything, we tend to scrutinize it all; because deep down, we truly want everything to be perfect
even if that is an impossible standard and we're aware of it
but with this map we feel like we did away with that entirely
in our mind, there's no reason to be perfect over being human
so at this point we free ourselves from bearing every mistake we've made
every misplaced song, every forgotten golden berry, every rushed update, hell- the map didn't even work for the first few months because we zipped it wrong
but we can't go back and change that, can we?
we cannot escape the past, but we can learn to live with it
this map is the only one in the series with custom music
much to our surprise, we implemented it flawlessly on the first try, which we cannot say for many other things
the song you'll hear throughout the map is an edited and cropped version of "M1 - Stage 5 Synapse retrogenesis" by The Caretaker
don't be afraid of that name, it's rather mild ambient
we leave this at that
if you'd like to contact us for whatever reason, you'll find us on discord as {~}@sublimebeyondloss{/~}
we wish all of you a happy new year
we have been Vi and the Steppers
have fun, and stay human

JAN5=
okay look so this room broke
i made it, right?
and like it has a lot of moving parts
and it uses multi-node flag switch gates
and like
it worked when i made it
but then i played it a few days later and it just stopped working
and i'm so pissed
i added a block that takes you to the next room
but there's another movement that you just don't see ig
i will personally hunt down Maddie H\. Hand and smack her with a pillow to make up for this
oh and btw
if you played the original TXCHLXSS (which this month is based on)
the sequel i'm planning uses a lot of switch gates
like a lot of switch gates
you don't wanna know what the final room looks like
but like
if i don't get on Lönn's good side by the time i start making that shit
i'll do unspeakable things
they're unspeakable because i don't know them either so i can't say them
[MADELINE left normal] jesus christ shut the fuck up already just let me play
[] fuck you
you can play now go fuck yourself i love you so much
[MADELINE left normal] i love you too

JAN11=
hey
[MADELINE left normal] no
[] did you know that if you go into debug mode
[MADELINE left normal] oh my god i don't care
[] and check out the shapes of the structures
[MADELINE left normal] how is this relevant to the map
[] the ends of each room spell out yvelluap
[MADELINE left normal] oh my god how far up your ass are you
[] why do you want to know that
[MADELINE left normal] that's a good question
\.\.\.
why did you have to make this so awkward
[] goodbye
[MADELINE left normal] what the fuck don't leave when i want answers
[] lalalalala i can't hear you lalalalala
[MADELINE left normal] holy shit

JAN13=
what does this accomplish
[MADELINE left normal] comf :3
[] i envy you
i really do
[MADELINE left normal] who wouldn't really
[] i want the comf
[MADELINE left normal] now if i give you the comf you gon take it?
[] i want the comf
[MADELINE left normal] now if i give you the comf you gon take it?
[] i want the comf
[MADELINE left normal] do you want the comf?
[] i want the comf
[MADELINE left normal] do you want the comf?
[] this cutscene is stupid we should stop
[MADELINE left normal] yes we should

JAN17=
[MADELINE left normal] hey why are the spinners and lightning gone now
[] um
uh
er
well uh
if you
um
hypothetically
[MADELINE left normal] is it because you were too lazy to add them
[] frankly i have no clue
[MADELINE left normal] idiot
[] what if i just made it so you can only speak one letter at a time
[MADELINE left normal] w
[] w? alright
[MADELINE left normal] n
[] okay so if you couldn't tell these next few screens are gonna be dashless precision gameplay
[MADELINE left normal] k
[] it'll most likely get harder and more precise as you go on
[MADELINE left normal] k
to the point where it just won't be enjoyable
[MADELINE left normal] k
i'd like to ask you to tell me where the threshold is
[MADELINE left normal] f
[] f? what do you mean
[MADELINE left normal] a
[] huh
[MADELINE left normal] g
[] oh
[MADELINE left normal] g
[] oh no no i'm stopping this

JAN18=
[] hey i'm changing up the style a bit because that last bit was extremely bland
[MADELINE left normal] k
[] thanks
[MADELINE left normal] k

JAN21=
[] look
it's Tuesday
this week is gonna be so fucking tough
i have so much stuff due this week
i have to edit an 11 minute video for Sunday
i know that doesn't sound like much
but like
it sucks
and i'm trying my hardest not to sacrifice the quality of this map
but that's getting so much harder each day
i'm stretching the gameplay to make every room 30 seconds and at some point it had to snap
and today is an especially packed day for me
so hopefully you won't mind this easy-to-produce room
sorry
[MADELINE left normal] L
[] what the fuck
[MADELINE left normal] L
[] aw

JAN22=
[] ohh my god
i've just spent a few hours editing a single minute of video
and my eyes suddenly started feeling like jelly on a subwoofer
do you know what i mean
[MADELINE left normal] n
[] well it hurts
[MADELINE left normal] g
[] i won't let that stop me from making another easy-to-produce room
[MADELINE left normal] goddammit
[] what the fuck how did you do that
[MADELINE left normal] i've just realized that i don't actually have to abide by your rules
[] oh my god
[MADELINE left normal] how does it feel to have your power stripped away like that
[] oh my god
[MADELINE left normal] exactly
[] oh my god

JAN23=
[] alright look
i'm racing against the clock again
you know what that means!
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
that's not funny you know
[] yeah
oh well
i think that last room is as hard as it gets anyway
this one won't be as bad
surely
[MADELINE left normal] don't you surely me
[] oh i'm surelying you alright
teehee
[MADELINE left normal] i hate you
[] well i love you
[MADELINE left normal] actually i love you too

1JAN24=
[] i've done it
[MADELINE left normal] shit
[] i've found the difficulty threshold
[MADELINE left normal] what do you mean
[] look at what i've just made

2JAN24=
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
[] so?
[MADELINE left normal] kill yourself
[] it's beautiful isn't it
[MADELINE left normal] yeah the same way getting lost in the parisian catacombs is intriguing
[] i'll take that compliment
[MADELINE left normal] it wasn't a compliment
[] oh well
[MADELINE left normal] how hard is this
[] sj intermediate
maybe harder
[MADELINE left normal] you're bullshitting me
[] nope
[MADELINE left normal] do i really have to do this
[] that's the catch! you don't!!!
you can go under it
[MADELINE left normal] thank fuck
[] buuuuut there's a berry inside!
[MADELINE left normal] oh for fuck's sake there goes my full clear
[] don't be mad, you can still beat the map without the berry!
[MADELINE left normal] is this a metaphor for something
[] this is a call for people to not put bullshit berries in their maps
[MADELINE left normal] why do i have to suffer for it though
[] someone had to
[MADELINE left normal] okay
\.\.\.
you do realize nobody's gonna beat this one right
[] yes
[MADELINE left normal] so what is the point of making a room you can't play
[] well it's a performance art room i've decided
[MADELINE left normal] i hate you so much
[] i don't
[MADELINE left normal] that's not gonna work on me this time
[] okay i still love you
[MADELINE left normal] never make a map again

JAN27=
[MADELINE left normal] hey isn't that :3 face to the right a bit fucked up
[] huh
[MADELINE left normal] look at its mouth
[] oh
oh no
[MADELINE left normal] you're not gonna fix it?
[] it's too late
[MADELINE left normal] nobody's gonna know
[] aaahh shut up
i'm such a failure
[MADELINE left normal] um
[] ahh no don't look at me
i'm such a mess right now
you deserve much better
[MADELINE left normal] what in god's name are you doing right now
[] and now everybody's gonna focus on it
what have i done
[MADELINE left normal] you're embarrassing the both of us right now
[] i've already embarrassed myself
this is a new low
[MADELINE left normal] well at least we agree on that
[] aahh
[MADELINE left normal] can you stop doing that
[] i'm so sorry
[MADELINE left normal] i'm gonna go
[] i deserve to be left alone

JAN29=
i need to be serious with you for a moment
an incredibly shocking chain of events happened today
it's all resolved and i wasn't directly affected by it, by the way
but i'm still recovering from it
and i got an idea to do something
you know them "cry calendars" or whatever people do? or used to do?
i don't know, i don't cry a lot, so i have no use for one
but today i did technically cry!
it's complicated, not gonna bore you, but i'd count it
i caught a tear at least
so, i propose this:
every day i cry, i'll copy and paste this room and extend it!
i'll probably do 10-20 seconds each day so as to not make this impossible to beat
and also to allow myself time to recover from whatever caused me to cry
so this room is gonna be pretty short
it'll get longer as i keep crying throughout the year
then again, expect 1 of these a month at most
but hey! fun concept ay!
[MADELINE left normal] mediocre at best imo
[] shut up bitch

FEB05=
[] it had to happen at some point
i did not build the room that should've been built on the 5th of February, 2025
i will now give a verbose explaination as to why
i need to talk to you about the relationship i have with one of my parents
i am a minor so i do still live with at least 0.5 parents (phrasing like this to avoid giving too much info)
and, well, as of late, my relationship with them has been thinning out because of a pretty big issue
have you heard of privacy?
cool, they haven't
everything that i know and do they monitor and critique
which goes from harmless at best\.\.\.
\.\.\.to downright creepy and insane at worst
i could go on but those things they monitor include Celeste & mapmaking
see, they really don't like Celeste and they've mocked it and the idea of it a few times now
and they want me to have absolutely NO relationship with the Internet until i'm of age
which is why i'm doing this behind their back
(psst, follow my {~}illegal{/~} Bluesky account at yvelluap.bsky.social)
let's talk about what i do at night on weekdays
i have dinner at around 9, and then at 10 i sneak into the bathroom and write a secret "journal entry" on my tablet
the "journal entries" are YouTube comments i leave under a creator's daily video series, not going into much detail, but like. i write a lot.
it takes me a good 15 minutes to write a short entry, which is why as soon as i finish them, i'm tired enough to go to sleep
so i do
aight? aight
today
i was pretty busy in the afternoon because i had some heavy homework to do for tomorrow
then i finished that, showered, and dried my hair, which took up a good 4-5hrs of my day
that's like, a lot of hours
it was 9pm by the time i'd finished all that
and well
as soon as i got out, this unspecified parent was sitting in my room
and of course i wasn't gonna whip out my {~}illegal{/~} Celeste map right in front of them
so i started doing something else, praying that they'd leave
but they just didn't
and they kept intervening in what i did and didn't do
and at this point i was screaming internally knowing i'd have to miss a day here
like, i contained myself, but i was having a breakdown essentially
and it sucked and it was sad etc
and i could do nothing about it other than watch today's room idea slip off my fingertips and directly into the bin
and by the time she left, it was 10pm
the time i write my "journal entry" for the day
it's been 20 minutes since then. this is all i've done since
just making this concrete jail and writing this
and guess what's gonna be today's "journal entry"?
it's this! i'm copy-pasting it
i just can't be bothered really
and well, that's it
again, i profusely apologize for missing a room\.\.\.
\.\.\.even though it couldn't be out of my own stupidity, but rather a force beyond my control
this is me signing out for the 5th of February, 2025

FEB15=
[] don't worry, don't be scared
i know this looks like a massive jump in difficulty
because it is
but this is just a recurring room
you know those "cry calendars"?
this is that
essentially very day i cry i expand this room
this is the second day
if you want to skip to today's part, which will be beginner difficulty, you can take the path above
alternatively, you can beat or rebeat the room i built last month
mkay?
goodbye

FEB20=
[MADELINE left normal] hey that last room didn't have a number inscribed
[] oh yeah
i'm terribly sorry, i must've forgotten to add it
it should be obvious what it is though
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
[] yeah
[MADELINE left normal] 7
[] no
[MADELINE left normal] you said it'd be obvious
why did you lie to me
[] i hate you
[MADELINE left normal] no you don't
[] yeah i don't
[MADELINE left normal] you need to work on managing your anger
[] i'll do that some day
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
[] what
[MADELINE left normal] i doubt that
[] don't you have places to go
[MADELINE left normal] omg you're right
bye i'll call you back some day

FEB23=
[MADELINE left normal] ooh dear what was that
[] you can't transition upward out of a Badeline fight and i learned it the hard way
[MADELINE left normal] you're an idiot
[] aw
[MADELINE left normal] how the fuck are you gonna transition upwards from a Badeline fight room
do you even remember the theme of chapter 6
[] sorry
[MADELINE left normal] dumbass lol
[] :(
[MADELINE left normal] oh shit i'm sorry i didn't mean to hurt you
[] keep playing
[MADELINE left normal] sorry
[] bye
[MADELINE left normal] wait no don't leave me
\.\.\.
dammit

FEB25=
[] i need to say something
i cried today
but the thing is that i felt so terrible that i couldn't build at all
so i wanted to redecorate the cry calendar room at least
but i could only redo the tiles before i stopped
but since i've done something i can't ditch the room
so this is exactly the same gameplay as the February 15th room
i'm really sorry
i couldn't bring myself to do any more
i'm an emotionless wreck for today
it's a long story
i apologize again
just redo the room if you will
\.\.\.
that's all i wrote then
i wanted to leave those words untouched
truth is, i was so messed up that i actually made the wrong room
this is meant to be a 4, not a 3
but i cannot go back and change the past
pretend this one is a 4, okay?
thank you
sorry, i'm going through a really rough patch into which i was launched without warning
i gotta deal with this too
mkay?
alright i'll let you play now

1MAR1=
[] heyyy
[MADELINE left normal] weren't you mad at me
[] shut up
so this room has nothing to do with the map theme
it's a one-off
and that's because today marks one year of one of my favorite albums
[MADELINE left normal] that sounds interesting
[] it's Djesse
[MADELINE left normal] fuck
[] what's wrong
[MADELINE left normal] that album is terrible
[] it's 4 albums
[MADELINE left normal] stop being a pedant you know what i mean
[] okay but like
i like it
[MADELINE left normal] i gotta respect that
if you're taking away one of my precious rooms this better be good
[] oh this is incredible don't worry
have a look at the top right of the room through those lovely binoculars down there
[MADELINE left normal] okay i trust you

2MAR1=
[] do you like it
[MADELINE left normal] with all due respect this is a waste of my time
[] it's the album cover for Djesse Vol\. 4
[MADELINE left normal] where is his head
[] what do you mean it's right there you silly
[MADELINE left normal] you do realize that the spikes don't show up behind the move blocks right
[] but i had to make his Box Of Stars somehow!
[MADELINE left normal] yeah and this was not the way
[] how about you open it up in Lönn and see how it looks like for real
[MADELINE left normal] what if i don't have Lönn have you thought about that
[] no
[MADELINE left normal] idiot
[] can you check anyway
[MADELINE left normal] how
[] i don't know
[MADELINE left normal] want me to use magic or something
[] hehe Magic that's one of the songs in Djesse Vol\. 4 Deluxe
[MADELINE left normal] no
[] i don't know
i'll just assume you will
[MADELINE left normal] oh my god

3MAR1=
[] how was it
[MADELINE left normal] um
it was
uh
beautiful
[] aww thank you!
[MADELINE left normal] yes i like the um
the
\.\.\.
1441 entities
because the more the merrier right
who cares about optimization when you can get such um
results
yup. i'm seeing it alright. those are results
[] that's what i'm saying!!
okay look so one of the songs in the album is called 100,000 Voices right
and the Logic session has 1034 tracks
and like
nobody actually needs that many tracks
but Jacob just does that
Jacob is the guy who made the album
and he adds a loooot of layers to the music
[MADELINE left normal] i'm sorry i just don't care about a single thing you're saying
genuinely just let me go to the next room
i don't care about your djents or whatever
[] there is actually a little bit of djent in that song too!
or well i don't know if it's djent but it's some kind of metal
[MADELINE left normal] oh my fucking god just let me go
[] but i haven't told you about how he actually used 100,000 voices yet
[MADELINE left normal] i'm begging you please i just wanna play the map
[] aw
i'll do it for you
[MADELINE left normal] fucking thank you
[] you're welcome i love you

MAR22=
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
hey
[] stop looking there
[MADELINE left normal] that looks like a pretty big hole
[] stop
[MADELINE left normal] what if i skipped this whole room
[] please don't
[MADELINE left normal] what do you mean "please don't"
it's right there
i can do whatever i want
[] no please
[MADELINE left normal] if you didn't want me to skip the room you would've fixed it
[] aw
[MADELINE left normal] sorry bub
[] aw
[MADELINE left normal] okay i'm gonna play now
[] aw

APR07=
[] hello! i'm Vi
if you don't know what this is, it's essentially a 'cry calendar' room
you can skip to today's bit using that tunnel at the top
let me explain a bit
today is April 8th, but this is April 7th's room
yesterday this whole thing happened, right?
super worrying and stuff but i didn't cry
or at least, i didn't cry until *after* i made that day's room
i broke in bed late at night and i was unable to come here and build
i knew this would happen at some point, so here's my solution:
if this happens at any point, i will build the cry calendar room the day after, and swap it with the previous day
if this happens at the end of a month, with the heart room, i will simply stitch the cry calendar room with the room i built that day
and i'll put out an update the day after so you can play it as soon as i make it
okay?
one last thing
don't mind the gaps in the blocks today
it may or may not be relevant to what happened
i shan't reveal any more though!
stay safe for me, okay?
i love you
[MADELINE left normal] oh my god stop saying that
[] it's true though
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
[] goodbye

APR19=
[MADELINE left normal] hey is it just me or are the zip movers different
[] fgsdnegheh, mmmmmgffheh,,,
[MADELINE left normal] what
[] nfffffojhnnmyhgod
[MADELINE left normal] are you okay
[] no
[MADELINE left normal] do you need a break or something
[] nreaks are fir pussoes
[MADELINE left normal] this room is gonna suck
[] fjosdnfmngh noooooooo o,,,
[MADELINE left normal] you're either on too many drugs or not enough drugs
[] e
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
is there anything i can do to revive you or something
[] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[MADELINE left normal] i love you
[] bcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
[MADELINE left normal] that didn't work i see
[] my head
[MADELINE left normal] take a paracetamol or something
i wanna play now
[] g
[MADELINE left normal] good luck
[] aehaegahah? haehjea,,,

APR24=
[] you know,
it's been a while since i first and last missed a room.
it was the fifth system member who skipped it, their name is Zephyr, i'm speaking for them here.
they were exhausted essentially.
just homework left and right and they crumbled under the pressure.
they decided to take the day off for their own good.
it worked!
working on this is exhausting, you know?
every day for an hour\.\.. it gets tiring after a while.
we need to rest too.
and thus, they did!
good on you, Zephyr.
anyway i, Vi, am now barely staying awake and i have to build the next day's room.
we can't take two days off in a row, can we?
so i will try to make a room that's not bad.
come on now!

APR27=
[] uh
i know this looks bad
but Celeste literally stopped working for the day
i couldn't load custom maps
were they my own or somebody else's, it does not matter, it didn't budge
[MADELINE left normal] skill issue imo
[] what
[MADELINE left normal] i don't know
the month ends in half an hour
just write stuff
[] wombly combly
this is filler
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

APR28=
[] if you didn't hear the news, there was a massive power outage in a few countries
mine got caught in that mess
in some regions it lasted under an hour i believe
where we live it lasted 8 hours
which was the whole day
so yeah
that's why we didn't make a room
goodbye
i need to build stuff oml

APR30=
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
what the fuck
[] what you say fuck me for??
[MADELINE left normal] where's the cassette blocks
[] it's 11:46pm on the last day of the month
nobody has time for fucking cassette blocks
[MADELINE left normal] lazy ass mapper
you'll never achieve anything like this
say goodbye to ya fucking box of stars
that's never getting built
stop sitting on your ass so much
get up
spend some goddamn hours in the editor
build a good map
why you gotta half-ass it
what's the point of making a mod if the screens are gonna be shit
[] bad girl RiRi now
swerve swerve swerve swerve leave it now
on your pulse like it's edm
gas in the bitch like it's premium
[MADELINE left normal] no fucking way this is what you're doing
[] haul ass on a bitch all in the fast lane
been a bad bitch way before any cash came
i'm established hundred carats on my name
run the atlas i'm a natural i'm alright
[MADELINE left normal] fuck you
[] i'm a savage i'm a asshole i'm a king
[MADELINE left normal] no you're not gonna continue
goodbye
[] shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy ya rah

MAY1=
[] hey if you're wondering why this map has the wrong icon in the overworld
basically Ahorn decided to die on us last minute
and Lönn does not work
[MADELINE left normal] can i blame you for this
[] it is literally not my fault
[MADELINE left normal] why didn't you ask for help
[] people are scary,,,
[MADELINE left normal] idiot
[] waaaaa
[MADELINE left normal] why are you crying
[] you called me an idiot
[MADELINE left normal] yes
[] waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[MADELINE left normal] okay bye
[] waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MAY12=
[] hey so uh
these next 4 rooms are gonna be empty
we went on vacation to Madrid for 4 days
we had a bunch of fun yeah
i don't think i'm gonna elaborate much it's really not that interesting
that's about it
go and walk
have fun

MAY13=
[] so uh
how's your day been
fine? bad? terrible?
i don't know what you said
we're just used to people having terrible days
that's just our friend group
so like
if you had a bad day
consider looking at the following image
{~}(1 attachment: woem.jpg){/~}
do you like it
i do
also fun fact
this very day
the host of our system, Yves, she had a breakdown, yeah?
and that led to her thinking that we weren't actually a system and that all of us were hallucinations or something
and then she like
she tried to delete everyone else and rebranded and notified everyone and such
and it was bad
bad and sad and mad but never glad
and uh
uhhh
that's it for that day

MAY14=
[] *boop*
get booped

MAY15=
[] okay so remember the thing with Yves
on this day someone else took finally over and rectified everything that Yves had changed
cool stuff aye
and now as an indirect consequence of that there's a sysmedicalist in our friend group who hates our guts
and like
they're more stubborn than Yves
they think we don't exist mate
woops
yeah so we came home and it was all cool and stuff
except for the sysmed
by the way endogenic systems are real systems and if you disagree the doors are to the left and right of this concrete chamber
not gonna rant or vent in this Celeste map sorry
uh
uhh
uh
uhhhh
uhhhhh
uhh
toodles

MAY17=
okay so this room yeah. it's sideways
[MADELINE left normal] damn really
[] yeah and there's a ceiling pop in it
[MADELINE left normal] no there isn't you don't have to cpop to beat it
[] shut up
and like
if you can't do the cpop
[MADELINE left normal] there's no cpop
[] shut the fuck up
you can collect the coin at the top there
but it disables a berry
[MADELINE left normal] just don't get the key
[] fuck off it requires awkward movement
[MADELINE left normal] sorry you're stuck with me
[] shit
[MADELINE left normal] this is what it feels like to be me
forced to listen to your insane bullshit
[] no it isn't
[MADELINE left normal] shut up i'm the leader now
[] god dammit
[MADELINE left normal] okay so
the thing about seagulls is that they live in your house if you put them there
but they don't like it
[] what the fuck is you talking 'bout?
[MADELINE left normal] nevermind bitch i'm walking out
[] forget it, {+MADELINE}, i'm off you now
[MADELINE left normal] your evil ass kept me well in doubt
[] pussy-ass, better watch your mouth
[MADELINE left deadpan] ...
[] ...
[MADELINE left normal] yeah let's stop there
[] okay yeah that was nice
[MADELINE left normal] so do i get the coin
[] up to you
[MADELINE left normal] okay

JUN01=
[] sorry for the map icon
Ahorn still doesn't work
[MADELINE left normal] idiot
[] what you say fuck me for,,,
[MADELINE left normal] i didn't say that i called you an idiot
[] weh
[MADELINE left normal] anyway can i play
[] okay
[MADELINE left normal] okay
\.\.\.
idiot
[] waaaaaaaaaaa
[MADELINE left normal] this same thing happened a month ago
[] yes
[MADELINE left normal] you're becoming predictable
[] i will cry
[MADELINE left normal] no
[] yes
[MADELINE left normal] no
[] yes
[MADELINE left normal] no
[] waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[MADELINE left normal] bye
[] waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

JUN04=
[] okay so the reason why we didn't build this room is because every waking hour of the day was spent either studying or doing homework
rather uninteresting homework about wars and like
plate tectonics
i think
and 20th century literature
oh my god i have to study so much
sorry bye

JUN05=
[] more of the same
the tough exam is tomorrow
goddamn stupid ass writers
why do they bother making pretty words
hey
if you've ever written poetry at all
fuck you in particular
...
sorry that was really rude
i'm so sorry
i'm gonna go sorry
sorry

JUN16=
[] okay look
today
right
we were at home
and like
we opened the door
and a butterfly came in
and like
we're very afraid of bugs
so we spent the whole day hiding in the bathroom
and like
we couldn't bring our computer
for obvious reasons i think
also we need 2 outlets and the bathroom only has one
but other than that
super cool mate
we brought snacks and water
we brought chargers and clothes and stuff
almost ran out of oxygen but other than that. super cool
that's it
i love you
bye

JUN23=
[] cry calendar room
we put one of these rooms in the map whenever we cry
we expand it every time and redecorate it to fit the map
yadda yadda
skip to today's bit with the tunnel at the top
alright?
alright
that's it
*boop*
oh if you wanna know why it's because we love our wife more than anything else and she makes us cry sometimes
that's as many details as we're gonna add for their privacy
but yesh
this one was happy (as far as we're disclosing here)
that's it go play now *boop*

JUN30=
[] i know i know
bit lame to cry on the heart room
but today we just had the most devastating piece of news delivered to us
it may be life-threatening if it goes wrong
we won't share any more than that
enjoy the room
and gg for beating the map
i'm proud of you

JUL07=
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
[] do you like it
[MADELINE left normal] no i'm pretty sure this one's impossible
[] what
[MADELINE left normal] i feel like you forgot the dash trigger because i'm not in core mode
[] oh
oh yeah that
that was intentional
[MADELINE left normal] what
[] yeah this one has weird inventory triggers dispersed throughout the room
but it was intentional
there's an invisible block there
it's meant to be like
the Core is being forgotten yeah
so like
some things start to mess up and
[MADELINE left normal] okay i get it thank you goodbye
[] what
no
[MADELINE left normal] yes
[] no
[MADELINE left normal] goodbye

JUL29=
[] can i give you a heads-up
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
what
[] the next room is quite big and it has about a handful of entities
like about 7000 entities i think
[MADELINE left normal] holy shit
[] also it's 3050*962 tiles and it takes about 3 minutes to clear
[MADELINE left normal] what the fuck why
[] well uh
theming
let's call it that
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
[] you know that part that's smack-dab in the middle of R1 - Stage 6 Place in the World fades away
[MADELINE left normal] i do not care
[] fuck you
[MADELINE left normal] fuck you
[] i love you
[MADELINE left normal] i love you too actually
[] you can skip the room if you'd like it takes a long while to load and you have to wait if you die
[MADELINE left normal] okay thank you
now i can make an informed decision not to press F6 and right-click on the room after this room thereby skipping the next room because i like pain
[] damn
[MADELINE left normal] okay goodbye
[] goob bye
[MADELINE left normal] what
[] goob bye
like goober
[MADELINE left normal] why are you like this
[] silly
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
okay

AUG1=
[] hey so uh today for some reason i can't play the map in Celeste
it just doesn't show up
i can't playtest it
so uh
hope this room is good

AUG2.1=
[] same thing for this one actually
uh
i don't know what could be causing this and we don't have anybody we can ask
[MADELINE left normal] i think i know
[] so we can't playtest this one either
[MADELINE left normal] hi i'm right here
[] sorry
[MADELINE left normal] fucking hell

AUG2.2=
[MADELINE left normal] hello
[] there's just nobody we can ask. *sigh*
[MADELINE left normal] hello did you complete the last chapter because you need to get that crystal heart before progressing
[] \.\.\.
okay so suddenly an idea has appeared in my mind
[MADELINE left normal] are you serious
[] i think i will try collecting last chapter's crystal heart because we haven't done that yet
let's see if this works

AUG3=
[] wowie!! it functions!!
[MADELINE left normal] kill me please
[] as a reward you will get background tiles because it looks good i think
[MADELINE left normal] actually you're right that does look cool
[] i told you so
[MADELINE left normal] wait so you can hear me
[] \.\.\.
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
[] erm
gulp
[MADELINE left normal] you're such a uh
no i don't think i can say that word in the United Kingdom
[] what the fuck
[MADELINE left normal] anyway moving on let's play the map

AUG05=
[] am sick
wanted to rest. auwauwauwauwauwauwauwau

AUG12=
[] i um
uh
we never wrote why we missed this day
we have forgotten the reason
i
uh
um
?????????????????????????????
who even did this?????

AUG15=
[MADELINE left normal] hi
[] oh hi there
[MADELINE left normal] sorry can i get a reminder of yesterday's entity
[] well it was the
\.\.\.
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
[] i see
[MADELINE left normal] you do don't you
[] sorry about that
[MADELINE left normal] mhm sure
[] we will add the up springs in the next room
[MADELINE left normal] okay

AUG16.1=
[] see i added one right at the beginning
[MADELINE left normal] wow you're doing your job
would you like a medal
[] can i choose what's engraved on it
[MADELINE left normal] no
[] i would like it to be engraved with the ink pattern of a Milan 430 eraser
[MADELINE left normal] a fucking what
[] have you never seen a Milan 430 eraser in your life????
[MADELINE left normal] no????????
[] dammit uhhh
just put :3 on it
[MADELINE left normal] you're not getting a medal
[] well guess what
[MADELINE left normal] what
[] chicken butt
[MADELINE left normal] fuck you i'm hanging up
[] wait n

AUG16.2=
[MADELINE left normal] you missed the crumble blocks you dingus
[] yes you didn't let me finish
you refused to give us a medal
so we refused to give you crumble blocks
[MADELINE left normal] that's not fucking true
[] that's not true you got me
but
we made a story out of it
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
[] see this is the part where we insert a metaphor about making theories related to Everywhere at the End of Time
[MADELINE left normal] oh my god i don't fucking care
[] because there you're making stories out of music that didn't have such a story
[MADELINE left normal] goodbye
[] no

AUG17=
[] \.\.\.
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
[] okay so i can explain
[MADELINE left normal] no you can't
[] you're right yeah we have no excuse
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
you're not going to spin this into a story
[] i won't because that would be insincere of me
[MADELINE left normal] and doing it yesterday wasn't???
[] no
[MADELINE left normal] your mind is truly an enigma
[] wowzers
[MADELINE left normal] what
[] what
[MADELINE left normal] look
can you give me a single room that has all the entities in it for once
because it seems like you're bad at it
just give me a room with every entity in it
[] \.\.\.
okay
[MADELINE left normal] are you sure it's gonna have everything in it
[] yes
[MADELINE left normal] okay
i trust you
[] thanks
one room coming right up

AUG18.1=
[] do you like it
[MADELINE left normal] what the fuck is that
[] it's what you asked for
now go play it and have fun
[MADELINE left normal] jesus christ

AUG18.2=
[MADELINE left normal] that
was absolutely awful
i would like my time back
[] no refunds
[MADELINE left normal] i hate you
[] i love you
[MADELINE left normal] i don't
[] bweh
[MADELINE left normal] can we go back to normal rooms now
[] one normal room coming right up

AUG19=
[MADELINE left normal] now
may i ask where the red bubbles went
[] no sorry we're at work
[MADELINE left normal] what
[] we're working
[MADELINE left normal] what the fuck you have a job????
[] yes actually
[MADELINE left normal] what????
[] we work as professional complaint shredders
[MADELINE left normal] what
what does that mean
[] goodbye
[MADELINE left normal] wait no i object to this
[] oh goodie another complaint for the shredder
[MADELINE left normal] what
no

AUG26=
[MADELINE left normal] hey
[] nope to the shredder with you
[MADELINE left normal] wait no
i'm not here to complain
i wish to express my love for this map
[] \.\.\.
yeah right
[MADELINE left normal] wait i'm being serious
i like this map
[] mhm mhm
say what you like about this map
[MADELINE left normal] well i like the um
the room design
[] be more specific
which rooms did you like the best
[MADELINE left normal] um
the fifth one was very good but my favorite is the twelfth
[] \.\.\.
really?
[MADELINE left normal] were those the empty rooms
[] those are both the empty rooms
[MADELINE left normal] fuck
shit
[] it's okay you tried
[MADELINE left normal] swap blocks
[] goodbye
[MADELINE left normal] i did it

AUG30=
[] LAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :3

SEP01=
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
what the fuck
[] what
[MADELINE left normal] what is this room
[] so you see
we made this room so we could test the physics of the game to see what we were working with
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
this is a 2-pack of ass
[] what you say fuck me for??
[MADELINE left normal] i thought this map was made without playtesting
[] well we made the rooms without playtesting
we played this one the day after we made it so we couldn't change it
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
[] can you stop the ellipses
[MADELINE left normal] fuck you
[] i love you
[MADELINE left normal] i love you too bye

SEP06=
[MADELINE left normal] hey
[] what
[MADELINE left normal] why did that last room not have any grass tiles in it
[] oh you see
it serves a thematic purpose
[MADELINE left normal] really
[] yes really
look
the rooms without grass have a meaning
[MADELINE left normal] what is the meaning
[] that we forgot to put grass in them
[MADELINE left normal] fuck you goodbye
[] wait no

SEP22=
[] sorry about the rushed deco we didn't have time to finish this one
[MADELINE left normal] it's okay i forgive you
[] wait really
we thought you hated us
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
no actually i take it back
you smell of wee and your map is not very good actually
[] we are devastated
[MADELINE left normal] good
[] we're gonna sue you actually we've decided
[MADELINE left normal] what
[] yes
[MADELINE left normal] do you know how the law works at all
[] enough to file a lawsuit
[MADELINE left normal] for what
i didn't do anything
[] idk arson probably
[MADELINE left normal] you don't have proof of that
[] i will burn down a house and blame it on you
[MADELINE left normal] fair enough
can i play now
[] okay

OCT12=
[] alright so i just got home
it's like midnight
i've spent the whole day outdoors and i'm so fucking tired,,,
i played darts and i slayed tho
won 1 round
p\. cool
also we've just moved home after spending like a month in our grandparents' place
so give us some time to settle in if you will
this setup slays tho
we have Deltarune yuri up on the SKÅDIS
and that's about it
but we're gonna stick stuff to the walls of this SMÅSTAD loft bed and it's gonna be awesome
anyway see you
i will now faint

OCT14=
[] so here's the thing right
we don't have class tomorrow
our sibling does however
and as the clock is about to reach midnight we've been instructed to be quiet and make our keypresses as quiet as possible
which would make a room much harder to build in a game such as this one
and to add onto that
we've been exporting a video since 3pm and it still isn't done
it's exported and regurgitated itself twice and it's on the third go about 9 hours in
if we open Celeste now (and we have tried), our computer will fucking explode
and make a lot of noise and heat which is bad in several ways
so we hope the decision to skip this room is uncontroversial
re: why not make it sooner?
our computer was still a fireball then
okay see you

NOV05=
[] stomachache,,,
aoaugoauhguahgghoah,gh,,,
sorry,,,no room,,,today

NOV09=
[] truthfully, i could've built this room today
i had plenty of time throughout the day and instead i decided to procrastinate throughout all of it
that's on me
now
i still have some time to build the room today
it would be quite half-assed but it is possible
however, i will make the conscious decision to leave this room blank
we will take this as a sign to work on these rooms earlier in the day rather than later
yeah
i will now have dinner
toodles

NOV19=
[] sorry we just can't do this rn
no funny lines or jokes we're in distress
sorry

NOV20=
[] recovering from yesterday
okay so what happened yesterday was that we got gifted a printer for our birthday
that was our birthday btw
we've always been vocal about how we dislike hp wifi printers
so to combat this we got gifted an hp wifi printer
we locked it in the closet and didn't open it
and then our mother came and began yelling at us for it
brought up a lot of things
and brought back memories ngl
but you're not here for the sob story
anyway today the same thing happened
she yelled at us again
turns out our grandparents have been talking shit about us behind our back and nobody told us
seems we can't trust anybody anymore
huh
we were barely able to function this morning and we are currently setting up the printer
we'll come back tomorrow
sorry about all this

NOV23=
we've been out for the whole day and we don't have the energy to do anything
we just quote-unquote "celebrated" our birthday
we got a random Homer Simpson plushie figurine
we have never liked The Simpsons but he looks disturbed and we love him
and we now own that one asdfmovie card game Muffin Time
the rules are hard to understand
or at least they would be simple if we didn't immediately play the card that makes it so you can't read the rulebook or you'll get punished
we started the game and within two turns we had gone from 3 cards to -5 cards
negative cards
but we still won because someone played a card that was like "if it's your birthday, you win" and we were all like "okay whatever just let it end"
that was fun
anyway bye

NOV24=
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
why do i bother anymore
[] see this is what happens when we try to build a room when we're low on time
we don't finish it
[MADELINE left normal] you could've put in another concrete room
what's the point of this
[] funny
[MADELINE left normal] \.\.\.
okay i think that is valid
i love you goodbye
[] oh
that was unexpected
[MADELINE left normal] what did you think i hated you
[] yes
[MADELINE left normal] well i do
fuck you
[] cries

NOV27=
[] be warned that this next room is quite underdecorated
[MADELINE left normal] wow
we didn't have time to decorate it properly
[MADELINE left normal] wow
[] and we also didn't have the time to make a proper dialog
[MADELINE left normal] wow
[] so you're just gonna be saying that over and over if that's alright
[MADELINE left normal] no i'm getting tired of it
[] okay you do you
[MADELINE left normal] wow
[] why are you like this
[MADELINE left normal] wow
[] speak to me
[MADELINE left normal] meow
[] goodbye
[MADELINE left normal] wow