MBJ_Sapphire_Xer0_MBJ= Midnight Burger Joint
MBJ_Sapphire_Xer0= How Burgerful!

counterperson=
[MADELINE left normal]
Hello! Where can I view the menu?
[DEFAULT]
{# 33777F}We've got cheeseburgers.{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
Is... that all?
[DEFAULT]
{# 33777F}Yep.
You can order from our counterman over there.{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
Would you not be considered a "counterman"?
[DEFAULT]
{# 33777F}I think it's pretty clear that I'm "manning" washing machines right now.
...... Much to our dismay.{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
Yeah I don't know how to feel about what I'm looking at.
Why are you guys just letting clothes spill out of some of them too...?
That seems pretty counterintuitive.
[DEFAULT]
{# 33777F}Washingmachineintuitive.{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
What?
[DEFAULT]
{# 33777F}Girlypop that's fry sauce.{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
......
Have fun with that...

UshiroStart=
[MADELINE left normal]
Hey Mr\. Oshiro! I didn't know that you-
[OSHIRO right worried]
{big}{!}I'm not Oshiro!!!{/big}{/!}
[OSHIRO right drama]
{~}sigh{/~}
[OSHIRO right serious]
I am Oshiro's younger brother, Ushiro.
I have been working at the family burger joint since I was five years old.
Oshiro left us years ago to pursue... elevated areas of work.
Please refrain from speaking his name again.
[MADELINE left surprised]
{0.5}.{0.2}.{0.2}.
Ok!

UshiroChoiceBegin=
[OSHIRO right serious]
Did you need something?

UshiroChoice1= Could I order a cheeseburger?
UshiroChoice1Dialog=
[OSHIRO right serious]
Unfortunately we are out of cheeseburgers.
Our only cook has been out sick for several days.
We had to resort to the frozen stockpile...
[MADELINE left sad]
What about the burgers on the counter?
[OSHIRO right serious]
The one on the far corner is ready for delivery but the Goober Geats guy hasn't shown up yet.
{0.5}.{0.2}.{0.2}.
These two are mine.
[MADELINE left upset]
Why are you still open if you're out of burgers?
Isn't that like... the entire point of coming here?
[OSHIRO right worried]
Did you read the sign outside before coming in???
[MADELINE left distracted]
Ummmmm...
[OSHIRO right drama]
{~}sigh{/~}
[OSHIRO right normal]
This is also a public hangout spot of sorts.
We call it a "Mini Hotel."
Feel free to head upstairs and socialize with our other guests.
[MADELINE left distracted]
Alright...
{# 555555}{~}But I'll still be hungry...{/~}{#}


UshiroChoice2= Heard any weird or concerning rumors lately?
UshiroChoice2Dialog=
[OSHIRO right worried]
What?
Are you some kind of wandering exorcist?
I've only heard people ask that sort of thing in TV shows.
[MADELINE left normal]
No, I just like making conversation with people!
[OSHIRO right worried]
Oh, well, uh...
[OSHIRO right sidehappy]
I think I've heard {~}rumor{/~} that Shiro's Burger Shack & Mini Hotel is the hot place to be!
I've heard the place has incredible reviews and even more incredible service!
[MADELINE left upset]
Ok man.

UshiroChoice3= I'm good.

MBJ_SX0_counter=
[MADELINE left normal]
Hey so I was wondering-
[OSHIRO right worried]
Please get off the counter!
[MADELINE left surprised]
Oh! Sorry I didn't realize-
[OSHIRO right worried]
Stop apologizing and get down!{n}That's unsanitary!

shadyguy=
{# B26211}Hey girl, do you-{#}
[MADELINE right upset]
Do not speak to me.
[DEFAULT]
{# B26211}-wanna dash and then jump...?{#}
[MADELINE right normal]
Oh boy! I love dashing then jumping!
Sign me up!
[DEFAULT]
{# B26211}Hellll yeah girl.
Right through this door you can live your dreams...
Just don't be scared if your world suddenly... turns upside down...{#}
[MADELINE right normal]
Wow! I sure hope there's no Gravity Helper behind this door!

large=
{# 5461F2}{~}It's ginormous...
How the hell is anyone supposed to eat this...?{/~}{#}

frysauce=
{# DF7126}{*}{>> 0.5}h e l p   m e ,   i ' m   t h e
f r y   s a u c e            n o w
i   j u s t   w a n t e d   t o   h a v e   f u n
i n   t h e         w a s h i n g   m a c h i n e{>>}{/*}{#}

Ivy=
[MADELINE left normal]
Hi there!
[DEFAULT]
{#a0ffa0}{>> 0.8}Oh, hello!{>>}{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
Do I... know you?
[DEFAULT]
{#a0ffa0}{>> 0.8}I don't believe we've met?
I don't recognize you at least...{>>}{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
Maybe not then!
How's it going? This is my first time here.
[DEFAULT]
{#a0ffa0}{>> 0.8}Eh, this place is about as you'd expect from a burger joint mini hotel combo.
Though, I do quite enjoy the glow from the fireplace here, feels nostalgic.{>>}{#}
[MADELINE left peaceful]
This room is rather cozy.
[DEFAULT]
{#a0ffa0}{>> 0.8}Thoughhhh...
A little mouse told me that this place holds a dark secret...
But I don't feel like investigating it myself, would you be interested?{>>}{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
I love dark secrets!
I have so many of them, they're really fun to collect!
[DEFAULT]
{#a0ffa0}{>> 0.8}Umm...
I'm gonna just assume you meant that innocently and move on.
I heard that if you {#}{#4CFF4C}dash directly into the top right corner of the second floor, then fall as fast as you can-{#}
{#a0ffa0}Then you'll find something terrible hidden below.{>>}{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
How mysterious!
[MADELINE left determined]
I'll get to investigating.
[DEFAULT]
{#a0ffa0}{>> 0.8}Good luck!
Come tell me if you find it.{>>}{#}

taco={#a0ffa0}{>> 0.8}{>>}{#}
{#a0ffa0}{>> 0.8}Ah, did you find it?{>>}{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
Sure did, there was a taco hidden beneath the random spike on the ground...
[DEFAULT]
{#a0ffa0}{>> 0.8}Oh my, a floorboard taco... in a burger joint?
That could get this place shut down if the public found out about it...
Good thing I'm not a snitch.{>>}{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
Dark secrets should stay secret!
I don't know what I'd do if any of mine got out!
[DEFAULT]
{#a0ffa0}{>> 0.8}Ok you're definitely not innocent.
Well, thanks for being my private investigator, do you accept fruit as payment?{>>}{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
{*}Dude I'm so fucking hungry{/*}
[DEFAULT]
{#a0ffa0}{>> 0.8}Well perfect, have a good rest of your night then.{>>}{#}

MBJ_SX0_painting=
It appears to be a famous painting, though the sun's influence seems to have been forsaken in favor of a cheeseburger.
How tasteful!

MBJ_SX0_painting2=
Another famous painting, it looks like a cheeseburger filter has been applied to it.
How tasteless...

MBJ_SX0_elevator=
What looks to be an out-of-commission elevator haphazardly set to the side...
Is this why the..... "stairs"{0.2} are like that?

MBJ_SX0_touhoe=
{# 3C8C15}It's...{#}
{# C66CF9}Beautiful?{#}
{# 3C8C15}Well, obviously.
I just feel like there's something more profound I could describe it as...{#}
{# C66CF9}Hmmm...
What about...
{~}Coolio{/~}{#}
{# 3C8C15}I was thinking something more along the lines of...
{~}White{/~}{#}
{# C66CF9}Now that is quite profound, I'd say.
I loved that map.{#}

MBJ_SX0_taco=
A taco...
How scandalous...
You'd better report back to the orange haired girl.

MBJ_SX0_piano=
You can't play the piano, but you do notice that it seems to have been placed here to help cover up the posters on the wall.
Why did they not just take them down?
You don't have time for burger joint politics...
Not sure that anyone does...

MBJ_SX0_LT1_1= Ladder Trial 1
MBJ_SX0_LT1_2= No Hop, No Skip
MBJ_SX0_LT1_3= 2.7 Seconds

MBJ_SX0_LT2_1= Ladder Trial 2
MBJ_SX0_LT2_2= Hop Hop Hop!
MBJ_SX0_LT2_3= 3.3 Seconds

MBJ_SX0_LT3_1= Ladder Trial 3
MBJ_SX0_LT3_2= I Prefer When The Slippy Slide Takes Me To The Second Floor
MBJ_SX0_LT3_3= 1.5 Seconds

MBJ_SX0_LT4_1= Ladder Trial 4
MBJ_SX0_LT4_2= Why Do They Call It Demo Hyper When You-
MBJ_SX0_LT4_3= 1.9 Seconds

MBJ_SX0_starfield=
You consumed the burger.
You felt... starful.
But not quite "full."
MBJ_SX0_mist= 
You consumed the burger.
You felt... mistful.
But not quite "full."
MBJ_SX0_godrays= 
You consumed the burger.
You felt... rayful.
But not quite "full."
MBJ_SX0_snow= 
You consumed the burger.
You felt... snowful.
But not quite "full."

BigBurger= 
[MADELINE left surprised]
{0.5}.{0.2}.{0.2}.
Oh!
That's disgusting!
No thank you! No longer hungry!