﻿# NOTES:
# The # Symbol at the start of a line counts as a Comment. To include in dialog, use a \#
# The . Symbol will cause a pause unless escaped with \. (ex: Mr. Oshiro has a pause, Mr\. Oshiro does not)
# Newlines automatically create a Page Break, unless there is an {n} command on the previous line
# Commands: Anything inside of curly braces {...} is a command and should not be translated.

# Inline Text Commands:
# {~}wavy text{/~}
# {!}impact text{/!}
# {>> x}changes speed at which characters are displayed{>>}
# {# 000000}this text is black{#} (uses HEX color values)
# {+MENU_BEGIN} inserts the dialog from the MENU_BEGIN value (in English, "CLIMB")
# {n} creates a newline, without a page break
# {0.5} creates a 0.5 second pause
# {big}this text is large{/big}

# Gameplay Control Commands (should never change)
# {trigger x} this triggers an in-game event
# {anchor} controls the visual position of the textbox in-game

# Language (id,label)
	LANGUAGE=english,English
	ICON=Icons/canadian-english.png
	ORDER=0

# Font (Face, Base Size)
# Use BMFONT to generate the .fnt and image files
	FONT=Renogare,64

# Done loading Meta Data
	BEGIN=true

# Auto-Saving
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_NS=
		This game is stupid, and does not feature autosaving.
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_NS=
		PLEASE turn off the console
		when this icon is displayed
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_PS4=
		This game features Auto Saving
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_PS4=
		Do not turn off the console
		when this icon is displayed
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_XB1=
		This game features Auto Saving
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_XB1=
		Do not turn off your console
		when this icon is displayed
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_PC=
		This game is stupid, and does not feature autosaving.
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_PC=
		PLEASE turn off the console
		when this icon is displayed

# Main Menu
	MENU_DEBUG=		Loser Mode
	MENU_BEGIN=		GOODBYE
	MENU_PICO8=		IDK WHAT THIS IS
	MENU_OPTIONS=	Cog Icon Things
	MENU_CREDITS=	Slaves Repository
	MENU_EXIT=		weep

# Options
	OPTIONS_TITLE=			GEAR ICON
	OPTIONS_CONTROLS=		Change Buttons
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_PC=		bzzzzt level
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_PS4=		bzzzzt level
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_XB1=		bzzzzt level
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_NS=		bzzzzt level
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_ON=		Ultra%
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_HALF=	Meh%
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_OFF=		Wahhhh%
	OPTIONS_GRAB_MODE=		ZL Mode
	OPTIONS_CROUCH_DASH_MODE=	Demoes Suck; turn it off
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_PRESS=	Click
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_HOLD=	Click and Drag
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_INVERT=	Right Click
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_TOGGLE=	Scroll Wheel
	OPTIONS_KEYCONFIG=		Square Buttons
	OPTIONS_BTNCONFIG=		Circular Buttons

	OPTIONS_VIDEO=			Vid Stuff
	OPTIONS_FULLSCREEN=		Not Fullscreen
	OPTIONS_WINDOW=			size
	OPTIONS_VSYNC=			vsync
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_NS=	Screen bloph
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_PS4=	Screen bloph
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_XB1=	Screen bloph
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_PC=	Screen bloph
	OPTIONS_DISABLE_FLASH=	FLASH FLASH EPILEPSY
	OPTIONS_DISABLE_SHAKE=	"Please turn off screenshake for recordings"

	OPTIONS_AUDIO=			THE ADIO
	OPTIONS_MUSIC=			Tunes
	OPTIONS_SOUNDS=			Short Tunes

	OPTIONS_GAMEPLAY=		Playing the game like a squid
	OPTIONS_SPEEDRUN=		You're too slow
	OPTIONS_SPEEDRUN_CHAPTER=The Chepterr
	OPTIONS_SPEEDRUN_FILE=	The fiiile
	OPTIONS_DASHES=			DDDDAAAAAASSSSHHHH
	OPTIONS_LANGUAGE=		The elanguege
	OPTIONS_ON=				ACTIVATED
	OPTIONS_OFF=			DEACTIVATED

# KEYBOARD CONFIG
	KEY_CONFIG_TITLE=		BUTTTTTTOOONNNNNNNSSSSSSS
	KEY_CONFIG_GAMEPLAY=	gemploy
	KEY_CONFIG_LEFT=		West
	KEY_CONFIG_RIGHT=		East
	KEY_CONFIG_UP=			North
	KEY_CONFIG_DOWN=		South
	KEY_CONFIG_JUMP=		Multiverse Time Travel
	KEY_CONFIG_DASH=		Shoot AK47
	KEY_CONFIG_GRAB=		Cling
	KEY_CONFIG_TALK=		Tawek
	KEY_CONFIG_MENUS=		MMMMEEEENNNNNUUUUUUU
	KEY_CONFIG_CONFIRM=		Yes
	KEY_CONFIG_CANCEL=		Nuh-uh-uh
	KEY_CONFIG_PAUSE=		Paws
	KEY_CONFIG_JOURNAL=		Look at progress meter
	KEY_CONFIG_QUICKRESTART=Don't bind this option
	KEY_CONFIG_RESET=		DELETE BUTTONS
	KEY_CONFIG_CHANGING=	PRESS DE KEY 4
	KEY_CONFIG_MOVE_ONLY=	4 MOMVMEMNT ONWY
	KEY_CONFIG_DASH_ONLY=	4 SHWOOTYINHG ONWY

# CONTROLLER CONFIG
	BTN_CONFIG_TITLE=		CWOLLER CONFEEG
	BTN_CONFIG_INFO=		DO NOT PRESS | TO BUTT, OR | TO WIPE
	BTN_CONFIG_CHANGING=	DONT PRESS BUTTON TO AUOD TO
	BTN_CONFIG_NOCONTROLLER=Plug it back in pwease ^w^

# ADDITIONAL OPTIONS FOR V1.4.0.0
	KEY_CONFIG_DEMO=		Demo
	KEY_CONFIG_ADVANCED=	GRANDMASTER+2
	KEY_CONFIG_MENU_NOTICE= BIND THE THINGS PLEASE

# PICO-8
	PICO8_UNLOCKED=			Menu Time!!!! YAYYYY WOWOW
	PICO8_PAUSE_TITLE=		porsed
	PICO8_PAUSE_CONTINUE=	CONTINUE NOW
	PICO8_PAUSE_RESTART=	restart
	PICO8_PAUSE_QUIT=		eggsit

# FILE MENU
	FILE_DEFAULT=		your a bad person :(
	FILE_CORRUPTED=		Corrupt File dummy
	FILE_FAILEDTOLOAD=	CANT LOADDDD!!!
	FILE_NEWGAME=		NEW GAME
	FILE_CONTINUE=		CONTINUE
	FILE_DELETE=		BYE BYE
	FILE_BEGIN=			Do the thing!
	FILE_ASSIST_OFF=	Baby Mode : OFF
	FILE_ASSIST_ON=		Baby Mode : ON
	FILE_VARIANT_OFF=	Strange Mode : OFF
	FILE_VARIANT_ON=	Strange Mode : ON
	FILE_RENAME=		Name her something else.
	FILE_DELETE_REALLY=	Really, man?
	FILE_DELETE_NO=		NO THANKS
	FILE_DELETE_YES=	YES WIPE WIPE WIPE WIPE WIPE
	FILE_DELETE_FAILED=	could not delete sorry

# Assist Mode
	ASSIST_MODE_0=
		{# 44adf7}Baby Mode{#} allows you to become{n}
		Rejected socially by everyone you know.		
	ASSIST_MODE_1=
		This includes options such as being known as a loser,{n}
		becoming an ultimate baby or even,{n}
		and skipping chapters of life entirely.
	ASSIST_MODE_2=
		Celeste is intended to be a challenging and rewarding experience.{n}
		If the default game proves inaccessible to you, we hope that{n} 
		you can still find a girlfriend, despite having enabled {# 44adf7}Baby Mode{#}.
	ASSIST_ASK=		Would you like to become {# 44adf7}Rejected Worldwide{#}?
	ASSIST_YES=		Yes, I am loser.
	ASSIST_NO=		No, I am G.O.A.T.
	ASSIST_SKIP=	Baby{n}Skip

# File Naming
	NAME_LETTERS=
		eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee
		eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee
		eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee
		eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
		eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

	NAME_SPACE=			dwomp
	NAME_BACKSPACE=		undwomp
	NAME_ACCEPT=		good enough
	NAME_BACK=			whoopsie daisy

# Xbox One Stuff
	XB1_MENU_SWITCH_PROFILE=	Switch Profile
	XB1_SIGN_OUT_MESSAGE=		A sign-in change has occured. Please sign back in or exit to the title screen.
	XB1_SIGN_IN=				Sign-in
	XB1_RECONNECT_CONTROLLER=	Please reconnect your controller to continue.

# Intro Vignette
	INTRO_VIGNETTE_RESUME=	co more
	INTRO_VIGNETTE_SKIP=	co skip
	INTRO_VIGNETTE_QUIT=	co by-bye

# Overworld
	OVERWORLD_START=			Begin
	OVERWORLD_NORMAL=			Onwards and upwards!
	OVERWORLD_INTERLUDE=		STARTTT
	OVERWORLD_REMIX=			Very hard version of easy level
	OVERWORLD_REMIX2=			Very, very hard version of easy level
	OVERWORLD_REMIX_UNLOCKED=	sorry i farted
	OVERWORLD_REMIX_UNLOCKED2=	smellyyyy

# Chapter Titles
	AREA_CHAPTER=	Chapter{x}
	AREA_0=			Mechanics to teach
	AREA_1=			God forsaken city
	AREA_2=			My shoulders hurt
	AREA_3=			Dust Bunny Heck
	AREA_4=			move block land
	AREA_5=			elpmeT rorriM
	AREA_6=			Badeline Heck
	AREA_7=			The Plummet
	AREA_8=			pppiiieee
	AREA_9=			The core of depression
	AREA_10=		Farewell to my sanity

# Checkpoints
	CHECKPOINT_1_0=		Get your dash back with: Refills
	CHECKPOINT_1_1=		Featured: Zip Movers

	CHECKPOINT_2_0=		Badeline is breathing down your neck
	CHECKPOINT_2_1=		DREAM WORLD END!

	CHECKPOINT_3_0=		Oshiro Messes Up in the Jigsaw Room
	CHECKPOINT_3_1=		How to get up?
	CHECKPOINT_3_2=		US Presidential Debate 2024

	CHECKPOINT_4_0=		WIND IS HERE NOW
	CHECKPOINT_4_1=		WIND IS ANNOYING NOW
	CHECKPOINT_4_2=		WIND GETTING STRONGER NOW

	CHECKPOINT_5_0=		Maze
	CHECKPOINT_5_1=		Madeline go baby mode
	CHECKPOINT_5_2=		Search Skip
	CHECKPOINT_5_3=		Theo is helpless and trapped in a crystal.

	CHECKPOINT_6_0=		After the Jesus Card
	CHECKPOINT_6_1=		hmmmmm
	CHECKPOINT_6_2=		Reflecting on your Death Count
	CHECKPOINT_6_3=		Subscribe to Badeline
	CHECKPOINT_6_4=		WE REACHING THE SUMMIT WITH THIS ONE

	CHECKPOINT_7_0=		486 M (ft. Zip Movers)
	CHECKPOINT_7_1=		1213 M (ft. Dream Blocks)
	CHECKPOINT_7_2=		1742 M (ft. Dust Bunnies)
	CHECKPOINT_7_3=		2231 M (ft. Wind)
	CHECKPOINT_7_4=		2632 M (ft. Theodore)
	CHECKPOINT_7_5=		2985 M (ft. Wind Again)

	CHECKPOINT_8_0=		GOING INTO THE CORE
	CHECKPOINT_8_1=		I AM VERY WARM NOW
	CHECKPOINT_8_2=		LAVA HURTS

	CHECKPOINT_9_0=		1
	CHECKPOINT_9_1=		Power Socket
	CHECKPOINT_9_2=		Think
	CHECKPOINT_9_3=		look it's the sun mummy!
	CHECKPOINT_9_4=		I want to do this
	CHECKPOINT_9_5=		No budging
	CHECKPOINT_9_6=		Concert at the Sydney Opera House
	CHECKPOINT_9_7=		Granny is Waiting

# B-Side Checkpoints
	CHECKPOINT_1H_0=	Congregation
	CHECKPOINT_1H_1=	W

	CHECKPOINT_2H_0=	tryouts
	CHECKPOINT_2H_1=	Alter the Dream

	CHECKPOINT_3H_0=	Staff Fifths
	CHECKPOINT_3H_1=	Read a book
	CHECKPOINT_3H_2=	Go outside

	CHECKPOINT_4H_0=	Look at the river!
	CHECKPOINT_4H_1=	Gusty in my Canyon
	CHECKPOINT_4H_2=	Storm is looking at you (:<

	CHECKPOINT_5H_0=	In the center
	CHECKPOINT_5H_1=	Strange world that you don't like
	CHECKPOINT_5H_2=	Theodore in a crystal simulator

	CHECKPOINT_6H_0=	Reflect on your mistakes
	CHECKPOINT_6H_1=	My Bottom
	CHECKPOINT_6H_2=	What does that word mean

	CHECKPOINT_7H_0=	486 M (ft. Gyatt Movers)
	CHECKPOINT_7H_1=	1213 M (ft. Sigma Blocks)
	CHECKPOINT_7H_2=	1742 M (ft. Skibidi Toilet)
	CHECKPOINT_7H_3=	2231 M (ft. Fanum Tax)
	CHECKPOINT_7H_4=	2632 M (ft. Tung Tung Sahur)
	CHECKPOINT_7H_5=	2985 M (ft. Rizz Wind)

	CHECKPOINT_8H_0=	After the cords
	CHECKPOINT_8H_1=	Positive Aura or Negative Aura
	CHECKPOINT_8H_2=	I have no heartbeat

# Postcards
	POSTCARD_AREA_1=
		Select {#ff1144}Save and Quit{#} from the pause menu at any time to activate Baby Mode. You'll become rejected by everybody and you will lose all of your friends!

	POSTCARD_AREA_2=
		{#ff1144}Strawberries{#} will make you lose girlfriends, but that's about it. Only collect them if you reject your social life!

	POSTCARD_AREA_3=
		Be ashamed of your {#ff1144}Death Count{#}!{n}The more you die, the more trash you are.{n}Keep dying!

	POSTCARD_AREA_4=
		{# F94A4A}Climbing Tip!{#}{n}Low on energy in a pinch?{n}{n}Jumping away from walls{n}can land you directly on {~}crystal spinners{/~}!

	POSTCARD_AREA_5=
		{# F94A4A}Did You Know?{#}{n}Most climbing mishaps{n}occur due to funny dialog.{n}{n}Remember to watch every cutscene!

	POSTCARD_AREA_6=
		{# F94A4A}Hey, you there!{#}{n}{n}Yes, you watching!{n}Remember to like and subscribe!

	POSTCARD_CSIDES=
		Ready for a real way to cry?{n}{n}{# F94A4A}D-Sides{#} have been made, and{n}{# dbb63f}Golden Turds{#} have appeared{n}at the start of every cutscene!{n}{n}Good luck, {+MADELINE} {+MADELINE} {+MADELINE}!
 
	POSTCARD_VARIANTS=
		Wow, you did it!{n}{n}{# 9B3FB5}Kicking Minors Mode{#} is now accessible from the Real Life Menu.

# Journal
	JOURNAL_OF=
	JOURNAL_PROGRESS=				POGGERS
	JOURNAL_SPEEDRUNS=				RECORDS:{n}DASH VERY FAST
	JOURNAL_DASHES=					RECORDS:{n}NO DASHING
	JOURNAL_DEATHS=					RECORDS:{n}NO DYING
	JOURNAL_POEM=					CRYSTAL FARTS
	JOURNAL_MODE_NORMAL=			COMPLETED
	JOURNAL_MODE_NORMAL_FULLCLEAR=	COMPLETED PLUS
	JOURNAL_MODE_BSIDE=				HARDER VERSION
	JOURNAL_MODE_CSIDE=				HARDER VERSION OF HARDER VERSION
	JOURNAL_TOTALS=					MOST
	JOURNAL_GRANDTOTAL=				HIGHER MOST

# Stats
	STATS_TITLE=			Global Stream Stats
	STAT_BERRIES=			Apples
	STAT_DEATHS=			Oopsies
	STAT_DASHES=			Air Thrusts
	STAT_GOLDBERRIES=		Crown-wearing Lemons
	STAT_PICO_BERRIES=		PICO-8 Apples
	STAT_PICO_DEATHS=		PICO-8 Oopsies
	STAT_PICO_COMPLETES=	PICO-8 Done Dones

# Saving / Loading Failed
	SAVEFAILED_TITLE=	No save
	SAVEFAILED_RETRY=	try
	SAVEFAILED_IGNORE=	do not save
	LOADFAILED_TITLE=	no load
	LOADFAILED_GOBACK=	try
	LOADFAILED_IGNORE=	do not save

# Tutorial
	TUTORIAL_CLIMB=		wall cling
	TUTORIAL_HOLD=		hold
	TUTORIAL_DASH=		you suck
	TUTORIAL_DREAMJUMP=	upward
	TUTORIAL_CARRY=		carry the thing

# Area Complete
	AREACOMPLETE_NORMAL=				your did it
	AREACOMPLETE_NORMAL_FULLCLEAR=		good job
	AREACOMPLETE_BSIDE=					love yourself
	AREACOMPLETE_CSIDE=					...wow.
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_NORMAL=			did it
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_NORMAL_FULLCLEAR=	good job
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_BSIDE=			complete hard
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_CSIDE=			complete very hard

# Game Paused
	MENU_PAUSE_TITLE=			pawsed
	MENU_PAUSE_RESUME=			go onwards
	MENU_PAUSE_SKIP_CUTSCENE=	Skip Funny Dialog :(
	MENU_PAUSE_RETRY=			Try again!
	MENU_PAUSE_ASSIST=			Baby module obshiance
	MENU_PAUSE_VARIANT=			Strangeles
	MENU_PAUSE_OPTIONS=			cog icon
	MENU_PAUSE_RESTARTAREA=		redo thing
	MENU_PAUSE_SAVEQUIT=		Quit without saving
	MENU_PAUSE_RETURN=			weep
	MENU_PAUSE_RESTARTDEMO=		redo the demo
	MENU_RETURN_TITLE=			weep peewep. weeew pweep?
	MENU_RETURN_CONTINUE=		yooy
	MENU_RETURN_CANCEL=			Acceleration
	MENU_RETURN_INFO=			Returning to Map will not save your progress{n}
								but you must restart at the start.
	MENU_RESTART_TITLE=			Redo Campaign?
	MENU_RESTART_CONTINUE=		yooy
	MENU_RESTART_CANCEL=		Acceleration

# Assist UI
	MENU_ASSIST_TITLE=					sister mode
	MENU_ASSIST_SUBTITLE=				sisters
	MENU_ASSIST_GAMESPEED=				Grandmas Sold
	MENU_ASSIST_INVINCIBLE=				Pivcibilities
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES=				Bullet Stash
	MENU_ASSIST_DASH_ASSIST=			Just don't
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES_NORMAL=		current
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES_TWO=			too
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES_INFINITE=	too many
	MENU_ASSIST_INFINITE_STAMINA=		stamina infinite

# Variant UI
	MENU_VARIANT_TITLE=					vairoants
	MENU_VARIANT_SUBTITLE=				vairoants
	MENU_VARIANT_MIRROR=				MIRROR!
	MENU_VARIANT_360DASHING=			360 Degrees is hot
	MENU_VARIANT_INVISMOTION=			invis
	MENU_VARIANT_PLAYASBADELINE=		baddy farted
	MENU_VARIANT_NOGRABBING=			do not grab
	MENU_VARIANT_LOWFRICTION=			icy floor
	MENU_VARIANT_SUPERDASHING=			supper doish
	MENU_VARIANT_HICCUPS=				*hic*

# Misc UI
	UI_CUTSCENE_SKIP=	SSKKEEEEPP
	UI_REMIX_UNLOCKED=	ew i farted
	UI_CANCEL=			back
	UI_CONFIRM=			conf
	UI_QUICK_RESTART_TITLE=restart: 
	UI_QUICK_RESTART_HOLD=held down
	UI_QUICK_RESTART_PRESS=press it once

# B SIDES
	REMIX_BY=			Tunes by
	REMIX_ALBUM=		Celeste D-Sides

	AREA_1_REMIX=		(Cateline Mix)
	AREA_2_REMIX=		(Baddy Protest Mix)
	AREA_3_REMIX=		(Bad Karma Mix)
	AREA_4_REMIX=		(Smelly Mix)
	AREA_5_REMIX=		(Mix)
	AREA_6_REMIX=		So, you've heard of the new GTA{n} game, right? It's hilarious how{n} we had Mr Beast show before{n} GTA 7. Well, I might stop typing now,{n} and for good reason, as it seems{n} this is getting a bit too long{n} for my likings.
	AREA_7_REMIX=		(Run Mix)
	AREA_9_REMIX=		(bye bye Mix)

# Credits
	CREDITS_THANKYOU=	hey, thanks bro :)

# Names
	THEO=				{# FF9523}Theodore{#}
	THEO_UNDER_STARS=	{# FFFF4C}TheodoreUnderDemStars{#}
	MIXMASTER_THEO=		{# FF9523}Groovy Boy Theo{#}
	MOM=				{# 339CC7}Mummy{#}
	MROSHIRO=			{# 7BD838}Mr\. Donshiro{#}
	OSHIRO=				{# 7BD838}Donshiro{#}
	ELCREEPO=			{# 7BD838}creeeepy oooo{#}
	MADELINE=			{# F94A4A}{savedata Name}'s Bald{#}
	MS_MADELINE=		{# F94A4A}Ms\. Bald {savedata Name}{#}
	RESORT=				{# b864be}Dirty Cottage{#}
	THOUGHT=			{# 696a6a}{*}{!}(
	ENDTHOUGHT=			){/*}{/!}{#}
	MOUNTAIN=			{# 96EFFF}Montian{#}
	CELESTE_MOUNTAIN=	{# 96EFFF}Celoste Montian{#}
	PART_OF_ME=			{# d678db}{~}Evil Side of Me{/~}{#}
	PART_OF_YOU=		{# d678db}{~}Angel Side of You{/~}{#}
	ST_BAD=				{# d678db}{~}
	END_BAD=			{/~}{#}
	GRANNY=				{# 66ea3a}Granny{#}
	PART_OF_HER=		{# 66ea3a}{~}A Generic Blue Bird{/~}{#}
	PART_OF_GRANNY=		{# 66ea3a}{~}A Generic Blue Bird{/~}{#}

# Theo sister name
# if the player name is the same as this one, theo's sister name becomes the ALT_NAME
	THEO_SISTER_NAME=		Alexa
	THEO_SISTER_ALT_NAME=	Maudie
	ALEX=					{# F94A4A}{savedata TheoSisterName}{#}

# ================================== IN-GAME DIALOG BEGINS HERE! ==================================

# *** Prologue ***

	CH0_INTRO=
		This is it, {+MADELINE}.
		Just breathe.
		I'm suffocating over here, actually.
		Someone call an ambulance.

	CH0_GRANNY=
		{anchor top}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Excuse me, ma'am?

		{trigger 0 Madeline walks forward}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		The sign out front is busted...{n}is this the {+mountain} trail?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		hahaha of course

		{trigger 1 Madeline walks to the right of the house, turns left}
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		i have a small suggestion. get a therapist immediately you old woman.

		{trigger 2 Granny laughs}

		[GRANNY left laugh]
		If my {>> 0.3}"porch"{>>}{0.2} barely did you in,{n}the {+mountain} might not be much for you.

		{trigger 3 Laugh Continues}

		[MADELINE right upset]
		{0.5}...{0.2}

		[MADELINE right angry]
		Well, if an old bat like {~}you{/~} can{n}survive out here, goodbye.

		{trigger 4 Stop laughing}

		[GRANNY left normal]
		Harharhar.

		{silent_trigger 5 Ominous zoom-in}

		[GRANNY left normal]
		But you should know,{n}{+CELESTE_MOUNTAIN} is a strange place.

		[GRANNY left creepA]
		Did you hear me?

		[GRANNY left creepB]
		{*}HAR{0.5}HAR{0.5}{big}HAR!!!{/big}{/*}

		{trigger 6 pan to Maddy}

		[MADELINE right upset]
		seek help, ma'am.

		{trigger 3 resume laughing}

	CH0_END=
		You'd better do this right.

# *** Chapter 01 ***

	CH1_THEO_A=
		[THEO left normal]
		heyyy its ya boyy theo

		[MADELINE right angry]
		you're as bad as the old woman for gods sake

		{trigger 0 Madeline approaches}
		
		[THEO left normal]
		You're almost dead!

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Yeah...

		[THEO left normal]
		You are so crazy. 

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Glad I'm dead.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		No, I'm ALMOST dead.
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Yeah, almost.
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Well...

		[MADELINE right deadpan]
		{>> 0.1}{*}That's nice.{/*}

	CH1_THEO_B=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Hey, sorry. I'm {+MADELINE}.
		My mind is exploding, sorry.

		[THEO left normal]
		Well, {+MADELINE}, You're stupid, yay!
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Yeah, maybe you're right.

		[]
		woooo.
		i am ghost.
		
		[MADELINE right surprised flip]
		AAAUUUGGGHHH!

	CH1_THEO_C=
		[THEO left excited]
		This place is wild!

		[MADELINE right panic]
		{>> 0.1}{!}You're wild...{/!}

	CH1_THEO_D=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		Are you here to explore this city?
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Yeah, dude.

		[THEO left normal]
		Actually, you shouldn't have spoken to me.
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		Oh really? Why?

		[THEO left thinking]
		Because this line will keep looping.

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		Because this line will keep looping.

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		[THEO left thinking]
		Actually, I'm getting bored.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Actually, I'm getting bored.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Actually, I'm getting bored.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Actually, I'm getting bored.

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		[THEO left thinking]
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		[THEO left thinking]
		Actually, I'm getting bored.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Actually, I'm getting bored.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Actually, I'm getting bored.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Theo, you can stop now.

		[THEO left normal]
		Okay.

	CH1_THEO_E=
		[THEO left normal]
		Doink.

	CH1_THEO_F=
		[THEO left normal]
		Doink Doink.

	CH1_THEO_G=
		[THEO left normal]
		Doinkity doinky doink doink.

	CH1_THEO_H=
		[THEO left normal]
		Actually, is Doink even a word?

	CH1_THEO_I=
		[THEO left normal]
		Ehh, I have no idea.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Me neither.

	MEMORIAL=
		-- COOYIST MOMO --
		Dude, this is so uncool.
		Get a therapist.

	CH1_END=
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Ugh, I'm exhausted.

		{trigger 0 MADELINE sits down to rest. A bird swoops in, lands on her head, and goes to sleep}
		
		[MADELINE left deadpan]
		{>> 0.8}never gonna give you up

		[MADELINE left deadpan]
		{>> 0.8}never gonna let you down

		[MADELINE left deadpan]
		{>> 0.8}never gonna {>> 0.5}run around

		[MADELINE left deadpan]
		{>> 0.4}and desert you

		[MADELINE left deadpan]
		{>> 0.8}never gonna make you cry

		[MADELINE left deadpan]
		{>> 0.8}never gonna say goodbye

		[MADELINE left deadpan]
		{>> 0.8}never gonna {>> 0.5}tell a lie

		[MADELINE left deadpan]
		{>> 0.4}and hurt you

		[MADELINE left deadpan]
		{>> 0.7}argh, {n}{>> 0.04}this might have been a mistake.

# *** Chapter 02 ***

	CH2_BADELINE_INTRO=
		{anchor top}
		
		[BADELINE left normal]
		Heyyyooo it's your boyyy Badeline

		{trigger 0 Madeline turns around}

		{trigger 1 Badeline is revealed}

		{trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}

		{trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}

		{trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}

		{trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}

		{trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}
		
		{trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}

		{trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}

		{trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}

		{trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}

		{trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}

		{trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}
		
		{trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}

		{trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}

		{trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}

		{trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}

		{trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}

		{trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}
		
		{trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		womp womp

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		wait

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		the heck are you???

		{trigger 0 Madeline turns around}
		
		[BADELINE left normal]
		HELLO IM LAUGHING OVER HERE

		{trigger 1 Badeline is revealed}
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Are you... me?

		[BADELINE left normal]
		I'm {+PART_OF_YOU}.
		...
		...
		I'm PART OF YOU.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		How can {+PART_OF_ME} look so {0.3}{*}stupid?{/*}

		[BADELINE left worried]
		...

		[BADELINE left angry]
		This is just what I look like, okay?
		Get fried.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Sorry, I didn't mean-

		[BADELINE left angry]
		Forget about it.
		I need money, anyways.

		[BADELINE left upset]
		Look here, I'm broke.

		[BADELINE left normal]
		Help a girl out here.
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		I know it sounds crazy, but{n}I need to climb this {+mountain}.

		{trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}
		
		[BADELINE left scoff]
		You don't care about the poor,{n}because you're obsessed with {n}being a{~}mountain climber{/~}.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Actually, I'm sort of broke, too.

		{trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}
		
		[BADELINE left upset]
		You are?
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		That is exactly why I need to do this.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		If I upload this on reddit, I'll {n}get awards.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		It's a foolproof plan.
		
		[BADELINE left scoff]
		You can't climb a mountain without money.
		
		[BADELINE left serious]
		{s 4}Let's go to the ATM {.6}[BADELINE left serious_alt]together.

	CH2_DREAM_PHONECALL=
		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		Hello?

		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		...

		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		Is anyone there?

		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		...

		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		You can speak, you know.
		
		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		{+MADELINE}?
		ARE YOU STUPID?!!

		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		Yeah.

		{trigger 0 Badeline appears}
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		I'm pretty sure too.
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		I'm sure this dude has money.

		[BADELINE right upset]
		Get swallowed.

	# if the MADELINE has never met Theo before
	CH2_THEO_INTRO_NEVER_MET=
		[THEO left normal]
		Ho there, fellow explorer!
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Oh... hi.

		{trigger 0 Madeline approaches}

		[THEO left normal]
		Doink.
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Huh?
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Doink!
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Doink Doink?
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		doink...{0.2}
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		Not much of a talker, are you?
		
		[THEO left normal]
		woof woof, then. Feed you to the wolves.
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Well...
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		god save me, i guess.

	# if the MADELINE has met Theo, but never introduced herself
	CH2_THEO_INTRO_NEVER_INTRODUCED=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Hey {+ theo}, sorry about earlier.{n}I'm {+MADELINE}.
		womp womp.
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Well this is a good place for it.
		Eat my foot.
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Yeah... I get that.
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		But why would I want to?
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Why would you not?

		[THEO left excited]
		It's squishy and juicy!
		
		[THEO left normal]
		{0.4} Like the law of China.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		...goodbye.

	# added to the start of the CH2_THEO_A if the MADELINE has met and introduced themselves to Theo
	# (if NEVER_MET and NEVER_INTRODUCED are skipped)
	CH2_THEO_A_EXT=
		[THEO left excited]
		Maddy, you made it, madlad!

		{trigger 3 Madeline Approaches}

		{+ CH2_THEO_A}

	# normal conversation once introductions are out of the way
	CH2_THEO_A=
		[THEO left normal]
		Dompus Wompus.
		
		[THEO left excited]
		I'm a skibidi toilet, bro.
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Oh... [MADELINE right normal]sure.

		{trigger 0 Maddy walks to Theo}

		{trigger 1 Theo puts away phone}
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Oh! We need to formally commemorate this occasion...
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Take a picture with me!
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		oh, no, no, no!!!

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		No!!!

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		No!!!

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		No!!!

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		NOOOOOOO!!!
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Come on, it's easy. Like this!

		{trigger 2 Theo takes a selfie with Maddy by surprise}
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

	CH2_THEO_B=
		[THEO left normal]
		Sorry about that.
		Don't worry, I won't post that one.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		good.

		{trigger 0 Add filter to selfie}
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		You look bad in this pic now.

	CH2_THEO_C=
		[THEO left excited]
		I have no dialog.

	CH2_THEO_D=
		[THEO left wtf]
		I said, I have no dialog

	CH2_THEO_E=
		[THEO left excited]
		Actually, I really have run out now.

	CH2_END_PHONECALL=
		[MOM_PHONE right normal]
		hewo
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		Hey... {+ mom}.
		
		[MOM_PHONE right normal]
		{+MADELINE}, what a nice surprise!
		How's your trip?
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		ugh
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left upset]
		uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left angry]
		uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu---

		[MOM_PHONE right concerned]
		Oh no, are you having another panic attack?
		Focus on your breathing honey, I'm here.
		What's going on?

		[MADELINE_PHONE left surprised]
		NOTHING, MOOOOOOOM! NOTHING IS HAPPENING!

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		If she finds out what happened, I might die for it!

		[MOM_PHONE right normal]
		What was that, honey?
		I couldn't hear you, stop mumbling.

		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		Please stop asking what I'm saying.

		[MADELINE_PHONE left upset]
		Besides, this phone call has ended.

	CH2_JOURNAL=
		There's a dusty old book open on the table.
		A poem is written on the faded page.

	CH2_POEM=
		You suck{n}
		You suck{n}
		When you complete levels{n}
		It's entirely luck{n}{n}
		You suck{n}

# *** Chapter 03 ***

	CH3_OSHIRO_FRONT_DESK=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Welcome! May I help you?

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEVER!
		
		[OSHIRO right worried]
		NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT???
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT HEAR YOU

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		Welcome to{.3} {~}{>> .2}the world-renowned{/~}{>>}{n}{big}aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!{/big}

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		{+ mroshiro}, at yoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoi.
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Sorry, I have had projectile diarrhea in the past 4 days. Watch out.
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		ohhhhhh heck nahhh
		
		[OSHIRO right worried]
		Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}skibidi dabadu{+endthought}
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		You know I can still hear you, right?
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		heck nahhh
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		In any case, our rear end {n}is reserved for hotel staff only.

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		However, our top floor presidential suite features some of the most{n}waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Yes, get socked in the face.
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		laaa laaa lahhh lahhh i cant hear you right now blah blah blah
		doop dee doo dahh dahh ding dong dang dong
		blibber blabber blobber bloo
		yadda yadda bloo-blah yah yah ding dong
		
		[OSHIRO right sidehappy]
		{+thought}no {+ oshiro}!{+endthought}
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		What is your name, for our records?
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'm adopted. 
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		But again, I'm really not interested in orphanage.

		{trigger 0 Camera zooms back out}
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		I'm adopted too.

	CH3_GUESTBOOK=
		It appears to be a very old and dusty guestbook.
		Many of the pages are damaged or missing.
		The comments, however, are glowing...
		"Dayyyyyyyyyyyyng this place suuuuuuuucks"
		"lol i agree it sucks."
		However, let's hear what twitch chat has to say...
		{#9ab642}Vermon{#} Did you hear Parrot Dash got cooked yesterday
		{#6f5496}barier77{#} yoooo no way did he really?
		{#5428a9}LemonsForLife{#} @barier You didn't hear?
		{#9ab642}Vermon{#} Pretty sure he was
		{#abde85}LigmaBi00{#} That's crazy man
		{#ad4310}nadanadano{#} skibidi toilet rocks
		{#017867}Summertime_l0l{#} Petition to leave barier in 1674
		Okay... nevermind then.

	CH3_OSHIRO_HALLWAY_A=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Please follow me closely, {+MS_MADELINE}.
		The elevator is {!}{*}just{0.6} down{0.6} the{0.2} hall.{/*}{/!}
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		The hotel is in pretty roughguorughrorughohgurouhgh shape...

		[MADELINE left sad]
		So you should probably close it, dummy.
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		Dummy?

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		The heck is a dummy?

		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}Dummy? What did that dummy mean by that?{+endthought}

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Oh! Dummy.
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Dummy?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		As in, "baby want his dummy?"
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Yeah, you're a baby.
		
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}She's pathetic.{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_HALLWAY_B=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		{+MS_MADELINE}, Please, for the love of god, {n}keep up with me now, would you?

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		I'm dead, so{n}I don't have meandering guests.
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		You really don't have me,{n}I'm just looking for a back exit.

		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		A back exit, {+MS_MADELINE}?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		A back exit, {+oshiro}.

		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		A back exit, {+MS_MADELINE}?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		A back exit, {+oshiro}.

		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		A back exit, {+MS_MADELINE}?

		[MADELINE left upset]
		A BACK EXIT, {+oshiro}.

		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		Oh, a "BACK EXIT"?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}A{0.5} BACK{0.8} EXIT!{/big}{/*}
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}{+oshiro} you idiot, the customer is always right!{+endthought}
		{+thought}Business is PICKING UP{n}and you LOSE YOUR {!}FREAKING TEMPER!?{/!}{+endthought}
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		Oh... of course {+MS_MADELINE}!
		My sincere apologies, I was out of line.

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Please, feel free to explore at your leisure.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		You never addressed the back exit, Oshiro.

		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		A back exit, {+MS_MADELINE}?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		A back exit, {+oshiro}.

		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		A back exit, {+MS_MADELINE}?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I'm not doing this again.

	CH3_MEMO_OPENING=
		An old paper sticks out from amid the clutter...
		An old papier stocks from against the clot...
		A paypal stinks for again the crowd...
		A pally shrinks far again to round...
		Ash lee shrieks before to the to brown...
		Okay, this is getting out of hand.
		Read the note, will you, brother?

	CH3_MEMO=
		{big}Attention hotel staff:{/big}{n}{n}
		-Misterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\. Donshiro!!!

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER0=
		[OSHIRO left worried]
		THIS CLUTTER IS OUT OF CONTROL!

		{trigger 1 Oshiro paces to the left}

		[OSHIRO left worried flip]
		When did this happen!?

		{trigger 2 Oshiro paces back to the right}

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		I have no idea what could have gone wrong!

		{trigger 1 Oshiro paces to the left}

		[OSHIRO left worried flip]
		Did she do this to my hotel?

		{trigger 2 Oshiro paces back to the right}

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		Oh, my beautiful hotel! She wouldn't have done this!

		{trigger 1 Oshiro paces to the left}

		[OSHIRO left worried flip]
		But she did say negative things about it...

		{trigger 2 Oshiro paces back to the right}

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		So could she have?

		{trigger 1 Oshiro paces to the left}

		[OSHIRO left worried flip]
		Oh, I can't think about this!

		{trigger 2 Oshiro paces back to the right}

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		I barely even know where to begin...
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		{+mroshiro}, do you run this whole place by yourself?
		
		[OSHIRO left nervous]
		aaaaaaaaaaakythjruygrelkjmghkljfglkjgf98udffffffffiuhhhhhhh{n}hhhhiiiiiirorsddddddrudhgfhiopsssppppppppppppogiii{n}iiiiiiuggghhhfuuuuuuummmmmm I don't really know, by this point.

		{trigger 0 Oshiro Collapses}
		
		[OSHIRO left drama]
		It's hopeless.

		{trigger 0 Oshiro gets back up}

		{trigger 1 Oshiro paces to the left}

		[OSHIRO left drama flip]
		I barely know what to do.

		{trigger 2 Oshiro paces back to the right}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro Collapses}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro Collapses}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro Collapses}

		[OSHIRO left drama]
		I'll never sort this out alone!

		{trigger 0 Oshiro Collapses}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro gets back up}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro Collapses}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro gets back up}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro Collapses}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro Collapses}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro Collapses}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro Collapses}

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Are you okay???

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Just breathe, {+MROSHIRO}. Breathe.
		It's just a little spring cleaning.
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Well, more than a little...
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		But I can help!
		
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		You're too kind.
		
		[OSHIRO left drama]
		But I would go spite myself.
		Yes, that's a granny reference.

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER0_B=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		How long have you been running the hotel?

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		Oh, quite some time now.

		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}Business has been... sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssslow as a snaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllll.{+endthought}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		You must really love your work.

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		Oh yes, {+MS_MADELINE}.

		{trigger 0 Oshiro gets back up}

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		In the hotel business, our passion is{n}perfecting the delicate art of hospitality.

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		A truly great hotel lives{.2} {~}eternally{/~} in the{n}cherished memories of its satisfied guests.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		That's the spirit!
		Now let's get started on this mess.

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER1=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Positive thinkkkkkking!
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Umm, actually...
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		I negative thouuuuughted.
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Oh yes, thank you, {+MS_MADELINE}.
		But please, go and find the back exit.
		
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}{+oshiro}, you dummy. You're losing her.{+endthought}

		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}Dummies don't want to spend their dummy cleaning!{+endthought}
		{+thought}((dummy!)){+endthought}
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Are you stupid?
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		Yes, of course.

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		This is the Celestial Resort, you see!
		Everybody hates me and my dust bunnies.
		Just because the cycles are a tiny bit out of line?
		Stupid people!
		Stupid, I tell you!
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}Am I really that dumb, though?{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER1_B=

		[MADELINE left sad]
		{+mroshiro}, it's okay if the{n}mess is making you dumbfounded.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I still can't stay the night, but I can get another kill.

		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}ANOTHER kill? I can't bear the pain.{+endthought}

		[MADELINE left upset]
		...

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER2=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		It's looking a lot nicer in here!
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Can you show me to the exit now?

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		{*}{%}{>> 0.2}P R E {0.5}S I {0.5}D E N T {0.5}I A L {0.5}S U I {0.5}T E.{/%}{/*}
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		We can talk more once I die.

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		I'm very dead!
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		...
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		...
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		...
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Uhhh, yolo.
		
		[THEO right yolo]
		Yoloooooooooo!!!
	
		[MADELINE left upset]
		You were never invited, theo!
	
		[THEO right serious]
		I barely care.

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER2_B=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		Do you want my help{.3} or not?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Do you want my help{.3} or not?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Do you want my help{.3} or not?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Do you want my help{.3} or not?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Do you want my help{.3} or not?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Do you want my help{.3} or not?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Do you want my help{.3} or not?

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER_ENDING=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		There you are!
		FOLLOW ME!!!!!!!
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		cleaned
		everything
		it
		all
		good
		now
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Oh, yeah.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Why is twitch chat in your guest book?
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}How humiliating.{+endthought}
		
		[OSHIRO left worried]
		You must be eager to see your room!

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		It's just up the elevator and down the hall.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Please, stop changing the dang topic on me.
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}wahhhhhhhh!!!{+endthought}

	CH3_THEO_NEVER_MET=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Oh hey, are you... {0.2}a guest here?

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		Wow, I am {~}{!}so{/!}{/~} happy to see another person right now.
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		There's definitely something strange about it.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'm {+MADELINE}, by the way.
		
		[THEO right normal]
		Oh, I'm {+theo}.
		
		[THEO right thinking]
		I'm all about spooky mysteries,{n}but this is getting too real.

		{+CH3_THEO_ESCAPING}
	
		[THEO right thinking]
		Did you fart?!!

		[THEO right thinking]
		It smells like a rat died down here or something!

	CH3_THEO_NEVER_INTRODUCED=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+theo}! Are you a "guest" here too?

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		Wow, I am {~}{!}so{/!}{/~} happy to see another person right now.
		I'm all about spooky mysteries,{n}but this is getting too real.
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		There's definitely something strange about it.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'm {+MADELINE}, by the way.
		Sorry about being antisocial earlier,{n}I had a lot on my mind.

		{+CH3_THEO_ESCAPING}

	CH3_THEO_INTRO=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+theo}! Are you a "guest" here too?

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		{+MADELINE}! I am {~}{!}so{/!}{/~} happy to see you right now.
		I'm all about spooky mysteries,{n}but this is getting too real.

		{+CH3_THEO_ESCAPING}

	CH3_THEO_ESCAPING=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Have you talked to {+mroshiro}?

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		I smell.

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right wtf]
		You {~}think?{/~} 
		You're weird.
		Anyways, I have no idea what that means.
		
		{trigger 2 Theo removes vent cover and it flies off. Theo falls down as it comes off, and gets back up}

		{trigger 3 Theo walks to Maddy}
		
		[THEO right serious]
		Take care of yourself.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Thanks {+theo}. I'll see you outside.

	CH3_THEO_VENTS=
		{anchor bottom}
		[THEO right normal upsidedown]
		Man, it's a maze in here.
		How's it going with {+elcreepo}?
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		doop
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		doop
		
		[THEO right wtf upsidedown]
		{+MADELINE}, seriously.
		My bad idea radar is {~}off the charts{/~} on this one. 
		doop
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		If I disappear now, {+mroshiro} could have a meltdown.
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Doop.
		
		[THEO right worried upsidedown]
		doop, dude.

		[THEO right wtf upsidedown]
		doop

		[THEO right worried upsidedown]
		You have to think about wildfires.

		[THEO right worried upsidedown]
		Awesome, I tell you.

	CH3_OSHIRO_BREAKDOWN=

		{trigger 2 Oshiro falls to ground, spawns dust creatures}
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}I didn't say anything! Why did it trigger early?{+endthought}

		{trigger 3 Enter Madeline}
		
		[OSHIRO left nervous]
		There you are, {+MS_MADELINE}!
		doop

	CH3_DIARY=
		{anchor bottom}
		It's {+MROSHIRO}'s diary.
		The final entry appears to be decades old...
		It doesn't actually exist.

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		Here we are, our award-winning presidential suite!

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		Truly, it is the very definition of brainrot and skibidi rizz.

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		I'll stand back and allow you to soak in the majesty.
		I understand it can be a lot to handle.
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		It's... uh, it's swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.
		The furniture looks swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw...

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		It's very... swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Yeah.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		...
		So, can I get on the roof from here?
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}You imbecile, you're losing her!{+endthought}
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		Oh err, I almost forgot to mention... 
		Valued guests such as yourself stay in{n}our finest accommodations at half price!
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		I never said I wanted to.

		{trigger 0 Badeline appears in the mirror}
		
		[OSHIRO right serious]
		Please, {+MS_MADELINE}.
		Please stay.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		{+mroshiro}, I've already been sidetracked too long...

		{trigger 1 Badeline escapes the mirror}

		[BADELINE right normal]
		{+MADELINE}, sweetie, forget this dummy.
		
		[OSHIRO left serious]
		WHAT IS DUMMY? {silent_trigger 6}
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		  

		[BADELINE right yell]
		  
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Woof.

		{trigger 4 Madeline steps closer to Oshiro}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Yoink!
		
		[OSHIRO right serious]
		Im... 

		[OSHIRO right lostcontrol]
		sorry. {silent_trigger 5 Madeline jumps back}

		{trigger 2 Badeline blasts a hole in the ceiling}
		
		[BADELINE left normal]
		Where would you be without me?

		[BADELINE left normal]
		I honestly don't know myself.

		[BADELINE left normal]
		What would happen otherwise?

		[BADELINE left normal]
		You get to stay with madlad now.
		bye bye

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD0=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}Why would she say my beautiful hotel is a dump?{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD1=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}How dare she insult you like that.{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD2=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}What if she's right?{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD3=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}Of course she's right.{n}You couldn't even clean up without her help.{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD4=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right lostcontrol]
		{+thought}I tried. I'm doing my best.{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD5=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right serious]
		{+thought}{+MS_MADELINE} only wanted to help!{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD6=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}But why was she so cruel?{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_START_CHASE=

		{trigger 3 Badeline disappears, Oshiro gets angry}

		[MADELINE right surprised]
		BADELINE!
		COME BACK YOU TRAITOR!
		ALSO I AGREE OSHIRO SUCKS!

	CH3_OSHIRO_CHASE_END=
		{anchor top}
		[MADELINE right surprised]
		{+mroshiro}, stop!

		{trigger 0 Oshiro slams the roof below their feet and it begins shaking}
		
		[MADELINE right surprised]
		aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

	CH3_ENDING=
		I forgor to add dialog here.
		Deal with it.

# *** Chapter 04 ***

	CH4_GRANNY_1=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Oh great, you again.

		{trigger 3 zoom in}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Well well, I didn't expect to see you up here!
		I'm glad you're still in one piece.
		I see you made it through the hotel,{n}did you meet {+mroshiro}?

		{trigger 4 maddy turns around}
		
		[MADELINE left upset flip]
		Oh, I met him alright.
		He chased me out of there.
		You said you wanted me to see something?

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		HA HA HA LAUGHING!

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		wahhh no laffin

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		HA HA HA LAUGHING!

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		wahhh no laffin

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		HA HA HA LAUGHING!

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		wahhh no laffin

		{trigger 5 maddy approaches}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		I GET IT! YOU'RE CRAZY YOU OLD BAT!

		{trigger 2 Wait a beat}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Y'know, you're not the first person to say that.

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		I'm crazy!

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Crazy Dave from Plants Vs Zombie, actually.

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right mock]
		"uuuuurgh i like hot sauce and put it on a taco!"
		
		[GRANNY right mock]
		"so good i need a time machine!"
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		BAHHHH-HAA-HAA-HAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHHAAAAAAAHH!!!

		{trigger 2 Wait a beat}
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		What are you even talking about?

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		Oh, I'm just rambling like the old bat I am.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		You're going to walk past me now.

		{trigger 6 Maddy walks past granny}
		 
		[MADELINE right upset flip]
		Back off, stupid.
		I'm bout-to copy you.
		
		[GRANNY left normal flip]
		Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference{n}between stubbornness and determination, isn't it?
		You remind me of myself when I was young.

		[MADELINE right upset flip]
		Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference{n}between stubbornne--

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}

		[MADELINE right angry flip]
		What the heck, granny!
		You didn't let me finish!

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		I don't think I wanted you to.

	CH4_GRANNY_2=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		I wanted to leave you alone.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		No can do.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Sometimes I think I should live in solitude too.

	CH4_GRANNY_3=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Get lonely in that little cabin.

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		Always am!

	CH4_GONDOLA=

		{trigger 0 Enter Theo from above, he falls and lands on the ground face-down}
		
		[THEO left nailedit]
		{%}{*}H e c k .{/*}{/%}

		{trigger 1 Check on Theo}
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		{+theo}! Are you 'kay?
		
		[THEO left nailedit]
		Oof. Yeah. 
		Yeah yeah.
		Yep yeppity yeah.
		Super duper yep.
		Yes-sir.
		Yes yep yeah yeah.
		Yeah yep yes.
		Yess-y yess-y yeah.
		Yep and yeah yeah.
		Extra yeppity-yeah.
		Super yeah yep.
		Yeah yeah yeah yep.
		Yeppity.
		Yeppity yeah yessir.
		Yessssssss uhhhh I'm okay!

		{trigger 2 Theo gets up}
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Oh, a gongloda!

		{trigger 3 Look at Lever}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		I was a gongloda once in life.

		{trigger 4 Pull Lever}
		
		[THEO right nailedit]
		{%}{*}Glongoldlogda.{/*}{/%}

		[THEO right thinking]
		I was probably a gdonglodloluar.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		We're so high up... how high, even?

		[THEO right normal]
		I'm sure it's allllllllllll good.

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		[THEO right normal]
		shiro.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I cleaned up junk for him.
		Was practically his slave.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		I shouldn't have fell into his trap.

		[THEO right thinking]
		I told you...

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Yeah, yeah...

		[THEO right yolo]
		I farted!!!!!
		
		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		eeewwwwwwwww...

		{trigger 6 Wait for gondola to reach center}
		
		[THEO right excited flip]
		We need a slelflie!

		[MADELINE left distracted flip]
		Glongoldulaldola.

		[THEO right thinking flip]
		Gongoldola.

		{trigger 7 Seflie, then gondola stalls out and badeline appears}
		{anchor bottom}
		
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
		
		[THEO right wtf flip]
		Oh, gosh, this isn't good.

		{trigger 8 Madeline moves left}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		This is terrible!

		[THEO right wtf]
		Ummm, let me just...

		{trigger 9 lever snaps off}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		Well, {1.5}great.

		{trigger 10 tentacles appear}
		
		[MADELINE left panic]
		No, no, no, this isn't good!

		{trigger 11 tentacles grow}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		{+MADELINE}, you good, bruh?

		[MADELINE left panic]
		noooo...

		[THEO right worried]
		Don't worry, I'm a konglondongudongoluloargulargin!

		{trigger 12 Maddy can't breathe}

		[MADELINE left panic]
		uuuuuhwhhh!!
		
		[THEO right serious]
		BREATHE.

		{trigger 13 Play breathing minigame}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		I farted.

		{trigger 14 Gondola continues to the end station}

		{anchor top}
		
		[MADELINE right distracted flip]
		ewwwwwwwwwwww theodore...

		{trigger 15 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 16 Theo takes out phone}
		
		[THEO left excited]
		BUT LOOK AT THIS SLEEFLLFIIELLEEE!!!
		{silent_trigger 17 Maddy faces theo}
		It's stupid!

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_1=
		Actually, I forgot the trick.

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_2=
		I'm pretty sure we're totally cooked.

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_3=
		Uhhh, I don't know what's going to happen.
	
	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_4=	
		Do you have anything of the essence?

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_5=
		We're done for.

# *** Chapter 05 ***

	CH5_ENTRANCE=
		[THEO right excited flip]
		Wow, look at this {#25B1A2}place{#}!

		{trigger 0 Maddy turns right}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		It sure is a {#25B1A2}place{#}.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		More like a nightmare than a {#25B1A2}place{#}.

		{trigger 1 Theo turns left}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		I'll just take a quick peek, snap a few {#25B1A2}place{#}.

		{trigger 1 Theo turns right}

		[THEO right excited flip]
		This {#25B1A2}place{#} must be {#25B1A2}place{#}!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		{+THEO}, wait.
		
		[THEO right excited flip]
		My {# FFFF4C}InstaPix{#} followers are gonna {#25B1A2}place{#}

		{trigger 2 Theo leaves}
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		There's no way this ends well.
		...
		...{#25B1A2}place{#}.

	CH5_PHONE=
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		OHHHH, LORDDDDD HECKING NOOOOOO!!!

		{trigger 0 Maddy walks to phone, ducks to pick it up}

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		This is {+THEO}'s phone...

		{trigger 1 Maddy stands back up}

		[MADELINE left determined]
		YESSSSSS I HAVE A NEW PHONE
		GET RID OF MY OLD PIECE OF TRASH
		AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
		{#25B1A2}PLACE{#}

	CH5_THEO_MIRROR=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+theo}! Heeeeeeeeeeeelolo!
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right excited]
		A wild {+MADELINE} appeared!
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		...uh, why are you... speaking like...
		...you're a dialog box in an rpg?
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right wtf]
		{+MADELINE} takes 5 points of damage.

		[THEO_MIRROR right wtf flip]
		Uhhh... I didn't think this far.

		[THEO_MIRROR right excited]
		Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu win!

		[THEO_MIRROR right thinking]
		{# ffff9b}\#blessed{#}
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		what in the heck
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right normal]
		gosh i have no idea

	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_0=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}Hey!{/*} What did you do with THEO?!!
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		woof woof bark bark awoooo
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		Sweetheart, cut it out.
		
	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_1=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		You're stupid you piece of trash!

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		hahahahahaaaaaaa what you say?

		[BADELINE right upset]
		you're the trash here

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		honey, take out the bags.
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		NO! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEE?!!!

	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_2=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		You're fat.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		If you're {+PART_OF_ME}, why are you so fat?

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Poor {+MADELINE}, {~}fat fat fat{/~} as always.

		[BADELINE right yell]
		All I do is be fat, and you fat!

		[BADELINE right angry]
		im not fat, you're fat.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		NO! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEE?!!!

	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_3=
		[MADELINE left panic]
		no, how could u do dis to mweeee???...

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		I just... you know...

		[BADELINE right worried]
		Click my fingers...

		[BADELINE right upset]
		and then...

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{big}SNAP!{/big}

		[MADELINE left panic]
		dooooooonk...

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}SHUT UP!{/*}

		{trigger 0 Badeline Leaves}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		I AM THE MOUNTAIN!

		[MADELINE left angry]
		DUUUUUUUUUDE!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Works every time.

	CH5_REFLECTION=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Why am I like this?
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Why is this all inside... ME???

		{trigger 0 Madeline falls to knees}
		
		[MADELINE right panic]
		I can't do this anymore...

		{trigger 1 Madeline stops panicking}

		[MADELINE_MIRROR left determinedclosed flip]
		...
		Breathe.
		
		[MADELINE_MIRROR left angry flip]
		ACTUALLY NO YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME
		YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
		HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DIED?

		[MADELINE_MIRROR left upset flip]
		HOW CAN ONE PERSON...
		BE SO IDIOTIC!

		[MADELINE right panic]
		You're right...
		I do suck...

		{trigger 2 Madeline gets up}

		[MADELINE right sadder]
		But I might as well suck...
		While getting smashed by seekers.

	CH5_SEE_THEO=
		[THEO right wtf]
		Am I legit?
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Totally legit.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		But I wouldn't count on it.

		{trigger 1 Madeline turns around}

		[MADELINE left distracted flip]
		Wait, who said you're legit?

		{trigger 2 wait a bit}

		[THEO right thinking]
		...um... you did.

		[THEO right wtf]
		What are you thinking?

		{trigger 3 Madeline turns back, zoom out, room gets brighter}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		What do you mean?

		[THEO right wtf]
		I don't know what you mean by, like...
		I'm legit.

		{trigger 0 zoom back in}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		It barely matters.

	CH5_SEE_THEO_B=
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		What dis temple doin over here?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		doyoyoyoyoyoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

		[THEO right wtf]
		{+ALEX}, you have big 8-pack abs.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...
		Who's {+ALEX}?
		And why do they have big 8-pack abs?

		[THEO right thinking]
		It's a thing with Alex-es.

	CH5_FOUND_THEO=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+theo}! I finally found you.
		
		[THEO right excited]
		Dompwus Wompwus!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Is this a skibidi toilet reference?

		[THEO right thinking]
		{+MADELINE}, that's a valid question.

		{trigger 0 Attempt to break the crystal, but it just falls to the ground}

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_LIFT=
		[THEO left thinking]
		How long have you been going to the gym?

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_A=
		[THEO left excited]
		{~}Alright{/~}, can you be my girlfriend?! {1.5}
		Wait, no, that's weird. {1.5}
		Don't be my girlfriend, please. {1.5}
		[THEO left wtf] Forget I said anything. {1.5}

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_NICE=
		[THEO left thinking]
		Woah, dang! You pressed the button! {1.5}
		I'm barely proud. {1.5} 
		Anyone can press a button. {1.5}

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_B=
		[THEO left worried]
		Oh gosh, what the heck. {1.5}
		There are seekers in here. {1.5}
		GET AWAY, PURPLE ENEMY FLOATING OCTOPUS! {1.5}

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_C=
		[THEO left worried]
		I swear, seekers are an infection. {1.5} 
		They never go away, and keep spreading. {1.5}

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_SWITCH=
		[THEO left thinking]
		{+theo} presses the switch. {1.5}
		[THEO left yolo] Hoooooorayyyyyy!!! {1.5}

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_DUNK=
		[THEO left nailedit]
		Dunked! {1.5}
		Great job, Maudleine! {1.5}

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_REALLY=
		[THEO left thinking]
		Please, {+MADELINE}, for goodness sake. {1.5}
		Can you not do that? {1.5}
		[THEO left wtf] It's embarrassing... {1.5}

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_D=
		[THEO left excited]
		We'd better be close, {+MADELINE}! {1.5}
		Or Imma boutta get grumpy. {1.5}
		Hurry up, please. {1.5}
		Stop looking at my dialog. {1.5} 
		I have no important dialog. {1.5}
		I mean, really, please, move it. {1.5}
		I don't have all day. {1.5}
		Waiting around in a crystal... {1.5}
		With nothing to do... {1.5}
		Get me out of this already! {1.5}
		Please, move it. {1.5}
		I want to get out of this crystal... {1.5}
		And I can't... {1.5}
		If you don't make it through the room. {1.5}
		I mean, really, please, move it. {1.5}
		I don't have all day. {1.5}
		Waiting around in a crystal... {1.5}
		With nothing to do... {1.5}
		Get me out of this already! {1.5}
		Please, move it. {1.5}
		I want to get out of this crystal... {1.5}
		And I can't... {1.5}
		If you don't make it through the room. {1.5}
		I mean, really, please, move it. {1.5}
		I don't have all day. {1.5}
		Waiting around in a crystal... {1.5}
		With nothing to do... {1.5}
		Get me out of this already! {1.5}
		Please, move it. {1.5}
		I want to get out of this crystal... {1.5}
		And I can't... {1.5}
		If you don't make it through the room. {1.5}
		I mean, really, please, move it. {1.5}
		I don't have all day. {1.5}
		Waiting around in a crystal... {1.5}
		With nothing to do... {1.5}
		Get me out of this already! {1.5}
		Please, move it. {1.5}
		I want to get out of this crystal... {1.5}
		And I can't... {1.5}
		If you don't make it through the room. {1.5}
		I mean, really, please, move it. {1.5}
		I don't have all day. {1.5}
		Waiting around in a crystal... {1.5}
		With nothing to do... {1.5}
		Get me out of this already! {1.5}
		Please, move it. {1.5}
		I want to get out of this crystal... {1.5}
		And I can't... {1.5}
		If you don't make it through the room. {1.5}
		I mean, really, please, move it. {1.5}
		I don't have all day. {1.5}
		Waiting around in a crystal... {1.5}
		With nothing to do... {1.5}
		Get me out of this already! {1.5}
		Please, move it. {1.5}
		I want to get out of this crystal... {1.5}
		And I can't... {1.5}
		If you don't make it through the room. {1.5}
		I mean, really, please, move it. {1.5}
		I don't have all day. {1.5}
		Waiting around in a crystal... {1.5}
		With nothing to do... {1.5}
		Get me out of this already! {1.5}
		Please, move it. {1.5}
		I want to get out of this crystal... {1.5}
		And I can't... {1.5}
		If you don't make it through the room. {1.5}
		I mean, really, please, move it. {1.5}
		I don't have all day. {1.5}
		Waiting around in a crystal... {1.5}
		With nothing to do... {1.5}
		Get me out of this already! {1.5}
		Please, move it. {1.5}
		I want to get out of this crystal... {1.5}
		And I can't... {1.5}
		If you don't make it through the room. {1.5}
		I mean, really, please, move it. {1.5}
		I don't have all day. {1.5}
		Waiting around in a crystal... {1.5}
		With nothing to do... {1.5}
		Get me out of this already! {1.5}
		Please, move it. {1.5}
		I want to get out of this crystal... {1.5}
		And I can't... {1.5}
		If you don't make it through the room. {1.5}
		I mean, really, please, move it. {1.5}
		I don't have all day. {1.5}
		Waiting around in a crystal... {1.5}
		With nothing to do... {1.5}
		Get me out of this already! {1.5}
		Please, move it. {1.5}
		I want to get out of this crystal... {1.5}
		And I can't... {1.5}
		If you don't make it through the room. {1.5}
		Okay, I'm bored. {1.5}
		My dialog has repeated like twenty times. {1.5}
		The end of the dialog. {1.5}


	CH5_THEO_SAVING_E=
		[THEO left yolo]
		You suck!!!!!!!!! {1.5}
		Very much!!!!!!!!! {1.5}

	CH5_BSIDE_THEO_A=
		[THEO left excited]
		Hey, I'm here, and I'm {+MIXMASTER_THEO}! {1.5}
		Come on with me! {1.5}

	CH5_BSIDE_THEO_B=
		[THEO left wtf]
		HOW in the world are you doing these? {1.5}
		I mean, like, just... {1.5}
		HOW? {1.5}

	CH5_BSIDE_THEO_C=
		[THEO left wtf]
		You have to be kicking me. {1.5}
		Like, in the rear end. {1.5}

# *** Chapter 06 ***

	CH6_THEO_INTRO=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		{+theo}, you're awake!

		[THEO left thinking]
		Am I? I'm skeptical...

		[THEO left wtf]
		I, me, and myself, they're all {~}messed up{/~} idiots.
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Oh, you mean that one chapter?
		"elpmeT rorriM?"

		[THEO left wtf]
		Wait...
		That doesn't sound right.

		[THEO left thinking]
		That's a reverse name.

		[THEO left wtf]
		But I guess this is a dialog mod, so I wouldn't expect much less.

		[THEO left serious]
		They really did change everything, didn't they?

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Well, guess what?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		I don't know if I could've a.
		Anyway, here's the big question gauntlet.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_OUTFOR=
		[THEO left thinking]
		Who is Keanu Reeves?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_OUTFOR=
		[THEO left thinking]
		Strange question, but...
		Who the heck is Keanu Reeves?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Well, I can't tell you much.

		[THEO left serious]
		Would it get me demonetized?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Well, probably...

		[MADELINE right sad]
		He's an actor, okay?

		[THEO left thinking]
		Oh.

		[THEO left wtf]
		Yeah, say goodbye to monetization, youtubers.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_EXPLAIN=
		[THEO left wtf]
		Who farted?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_EXPLAIN=
		[THEO left wtf]
		Wow, this {+MOUNTAIN} stinks.
		Do you know who farted?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Ugh.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		It's either that stupid {n}{+PART_OF_ME} that I keep seeing...
		Or Granny.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Either or, but I think it would be granny.
		She's crazier.
		And in dire need of an actual therapist.

		[THEO left serious]
		Jesus Christ, do you ever stop complaining about Granny?
		It could have been {+MROSHIRO}, you know.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Yeah...
		I suppose that's another viable take on this situation.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		But again, Badeline tried to delete {+MROSHIRO}.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		And she tried to delete the gondola.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		I saw her in the temple, and I can only assume, well...
		She's trying to delete me, too.

		[THEO left worried]
		...
		Why didn't you speak up about her?
		I wouldn't have gone into that temple{n}if I knew about what Badeline was capable of.

		[MADELINE right upset]		
		To be fair, I did ask for you to not enter the place.	
		
		[THEO left wtf]
		For god's sake, you could have just mentioned that son-of-a-butt Badeline!
		And how she's been trying to erase you for multiple miles!
			
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Come on, {+THEO}.
		I thought you wouldn't have believed me.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		It's such a crazy story, I thought I was still dreaming.

		[THEO left wtf]
		Shut up about that tool for now.
		I understand the heck you're pushing through.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Next time just {0.3}talk to me, though.
		I promise I'll believe you.
		Unless it's about pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows.
		That's a bit over-the-top.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Okay.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_THANKYOU=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		How is Badeline real?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_THANKYOU=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		{+THEO}???
		I thought Badeline was restricted to my dream.
		How has she escaped out of my mind, and into the real world?

		[THEO left wtf]
		I don't really know, but...

		[THEO left thinking]
		I have every reason to believe it's to do with this mountain.

		[THEO left wtf]
		It did things in the temple, and, who knows...
		Maybe it can actually make dreams a reality?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		That's not really all that far-fetched.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		I've seen a lot more than you have.
		Trust me, this mountain thinks I have a Deathwish or something.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_TRUST=
		[MADELINE right distracted] 
		Why does the narrative fall apart at Chapter 8?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_TRUST=
		[MADELINE right distracted] 
		Why does this game's story fall apart in Chapter 8?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Seriously, it confuses me to no end.

		[THEO left normal]
		Honestly?
		What is this mod all about?

		[MADELINE right normal]
		It changes the dialog?

		[THEO left excited]
		Yes, it does!

		[THEO left wtf]
		Actually, you might not like it...

		[THEO left thinking]
		But Chapter 8 has completely changed!

		[THEO left excited]
		It's a {~}literal{/~} surprise.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Really?
		That's so cool!

		[THEO left thinking]
		Okay, it's not {~}literally{/~} a surprise...

		[THEO left normal]
		I mean, it's sort of expected.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Wow!

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		How has it been changed?

		[THEO left wtf]
		If I told you, would it still be a surprise?

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Oh...
		Fine, I'll wait.
		I like this mod, anyway.
		
	CH6_THEO_ASK_WHY=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Who is Alex?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_WHY=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Who the heck is Alex?

		[THEO left thinking]
		Are you kidding me?

		[THEO left excited]
		He's {~}dead{/~}{n}on this {+MOUNTAIN}.

		[THEO left thinking]
		And you {~}{>> .3}don't even know why.{>>}{/~}

		[THEO left excited]
		{+ALEX}.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		...

		[THEO left thinking]
		I'm just teasing you.

		[THEO left normal]
		Why {~}are{/~} you the {+MOUNTAIN}, anyways?

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Great, the mod has become weirder again.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Hopefully it's not like that next question.

		[THEO left normal]
		You're preaching to the choir here.
		I've had many a soul-destroying day job.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Wow.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		...

		[MADELINE right upset]
		I farted.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		My brain fixates on these stupid {.4}{>> .3}{*}things{/*}{>>}{.4}{n}that are.

		[MADELINE right angry]
		I {*}should.{/*} 
		{*}I am.{/*}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		...
		woo

		[THEO left worried]
		I'm sorry, get stuffed.
		Can I {~}DESTROY{/~}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		You're already a person.
		I am aloud.

		[THEO left wtf]
		You don't talk to anyone about it?

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		I am a talk.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		My mom knows I want to {~}DESTROY{/~}.
		And this is no different.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Please help.

		[THEO left thinking]
		No wonder you feel trapped.
		
		[THEO left wtf]
		How do you {~}DESTROY{/~}

		[MADELINE right upset]
		I cry, mostly.
		And have mental breakdowns.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_DEPRESSION=
		[THEO left serious]
		Would you mind talking about what depression is like?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_DEPRESSION=
		[THEO left serious]
		Would you mind talking about what depression is like?

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		...

		[MADELINE right upset]
		It sucks.

		[THEO left wtf]
		Yeah, but what does it {~}feel like?{/~}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left wtf]
		Are you going to talk or what?

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left wtf]
		Hello???

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left wtf]
		...nevermind.
		Forget I said anything.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_DEFENSE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		So you want to {~}DESTROY{/~} this fart of you?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_DEFENSE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		So you want to erase this {+PART_OF_YOU}?
		From all of existence?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		If I don't, she'll just hold me back.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		I'm not even sure if she's real.

		[THEO left normal]
		Okay, Badeline is completely real.
		You've seen it, I've seen it, Oshiro and Granny have seen it too...
		It's not a coincidence anymore. We've all seen it.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		How do I get rid of her, though?

		[THEO left wtf]
		...
		...no idea.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		That's not that helpful.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		And neither are you.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Hey, I'm not to blame here, okay?

	CH6_THEO_ASK_VACATION=
		[THEO left thinking]
		Is this mountain fun?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_VACATION=
		[THEO left thinking]
		Is climbing the mountain actually enjoyable?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Well, in what way?

		[THEO left normal]
		As in, are you {>> .2}enjoying yourself?{>>}...

		[MADELINE right sad]
		...
		I guess I feel like I need to accomplish something.
		But with this mod on, no, I can't enjoy myself.
		They butchered everything possible.
		I can't even read this.

		[THEO left wtf]
		Wow, that's a lot to take in.
		Enjoy yourself while you can with this kind of dialogue.
		We've both broken free from the weirdness for a bit.
		But it {*}will{/*} be back eventually.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		I guess it is kind of extreme.
		But that's how I am.
		I need something to challenge me.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		I did need a break, but this is a bit too far.
		Everything has changed. Everything is different.
		I suppose I should enjoy it while I can.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_FAMILY=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		What brought you to the {+MOUNTAIN}?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_FAMILY=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		How about you?
		What brought you to the {+MOUNTAIN}?

		[THEO left normal]
		Instapix.
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		I need to reach a thousand followers.

		[THEO left normal]
		You see, I've sort of lost track of what I'm doing.
		Everything has blurred together.

		[THEO left wtf]
		I can't keep up with what's happening.

		[THEO left thinking]
		I just needed a break from Seattle for at least a moment.

		[THEO left wtf]
		And now, I've ended up here.
		Seems corny, I know.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		It isn't really.
		After all I've been through, it just sounds like another regular adventure.

		[THEO left thinking]
		It goes deeper than that.

		[THEO left serious]
		Though I guess I am putting a{n}lot of pressure on {~}myself.{/~}

		[THEO left wtf]
		People always think I'm comparing myself to{n}{+ALEX}, but I {~}swear{/~} that isn't the problem.
		I'm just worried that I'll never{n}figure out where I'm going.
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		You said you felt lost...

		[MADELINE right normal]		
		But I know you'll find your way eventually.

		[THEO left serious]
		Maybe.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_GRANDPA=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		How has your family been?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_GRANDPA=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		How has your family been?

		[THEO left serious]
		It's been... heated.
		I needed a break.
		But now I realize how much I miss them.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Oh... I'm sorry.

		[THEO left serious]
		It's okay. That's just how it is.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		...

		[THEO left wtf]
		All I can do is stay positive.

		[THEO left serious]
		Grandpa would want me to live a life with meaning.
		The least I can do is try to fulfil his dream.
		If he was, well... still here.

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		I'm so sorry, {+THEO}.

		[THEO left serious]
		It's...
		...Thank you.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_TIPS=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		Do I remind you of your family?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_TIPS=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		Do I remind you of your family?

		[THEO left serious]
		It's a hard comparison to make.

		[THEO left normal]
		My family liked me for who I was on the outside.
		You respect me for who I am on the inside.

		[THEO left thinking]
		In other words, you're less like family...
		And more of a friend.

		[THEO left normal]
		A good friend.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Did your family warn you about the powers of the mountain?

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Or would they not have known?
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		They just told me to "be cautious".
		And now, I understand why.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		I suppose I see why they wouldn't have told you what might have happened.
		Are you really sure that they liked you on the outside?
		That they didn't just want to get rid of you?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		The mountain is a lot more powerful than for just needing a warning sign.
		It's dangerous. It could be the end of people.

		[THEO left wtf]
		They found the {+MOUNTAIN} before I was born.
		And if it could kill me to climb a mountain?

		[THEO left serious]
		That's a risk I'd be willing to take.
		I'm an adventurous type of guy.
		I eat risks for breakfast.

		[THEO left excited]
		And it makes for good selfies!

	CH6_THEO_ASK_TEMPLE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		What was the true meaning of the temple?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_TEMPLE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		Is there a deeper meaning to the temple?
		I can't wrap my head around it.
		It's a pain to understand.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		It looks old...
		My best guess is that the mountain built it itself.

		[THEO left serious]
		Slow down.
		That's already a lot to take in.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Yeah. 
		I suppose that's the kind of power the mountain has, though.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		The mountain is against us.
		It doesn't want people to reach the summit.
		But we have to keep trying.

		[THEO left thinking]
		That's what my grandpa would want from me.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Don't doubt yourself.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SELFIE=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		This has meant a lot to me.
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SELFIE=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		This adventure has meant a lot to me.
		We need something to remember this night.

		[THEO left normal]
		A selfie would do it.
		Come on, you can't say no to a selfie.

		{trigger 1 selfie sequence}

		[MADELINE right normal]
		I still can't believe how far we've gotten.

		[THEO left excited]
		Yeah! We might actually make it to the summit tomorrow!

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Don't jinx it.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		But that is a good point.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		I'm ready to reach for the summit.

		[THEO left normal]
		I'll be cheering you on.
		We should get some sleep.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Okay, goodnight, {+THEO}.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Thanks for... nothing.

		[THEO left thinking]
		What can I say? It dies naturally.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SLEEP=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		I should get some.
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SLEEP=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		I should get some.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Oh, are you sure you don't?

		[THEO left normal]
		I'm tired too, but we.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SLEEP_CONFIRM=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Yeah, sorry, I'm really tired.
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SLEEP_CONFIRM=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Yeah, sorry, I'm really tired.

		{+CH6_THEO_SAY_SELFIE}

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SLEEP_CANCEL=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		You're right, I can sleep later.
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SLEEP_CANCEL=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		You're right, I can sleep later.

	CH6_DREAMING=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		The northen lights are cool
		Just like lebron james

		[JAMES left normal]
		Did I hear my name?

		[BADELINE right angry]
		LEBRON {*}JAMES?!!!!!{/*}

		[BADELINE right angry]
		WHAT THE HECK?!!!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Lebron {0.6}james{0.8} (:

		[BADELINE right worried]
		...okay

		[JAMES left normal]
		Sorry gotta dip
		I have a basketball match on in ten
		Cya later

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Jesus christ

		[JESUS left normal]
		Who said my name?

		[BADELINE right freakA]
		GO. {0.4}{*}AWAY.{/*}
		You were crucified thousands of years ago!
		Why are you here?!!!

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Bro you're respecting jesus
		Like you would respect santa
		As in not at all

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		bro why would you say that

		[MADELINE left normal]
		ok developer note
		i wanted to find a picture of santa
		but i just can't be bothered at the moment
		it's something like 23 degrees outside
		so just imagine santa is talking as well

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		I finally understand who you are.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		You're not my true reflection.

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		...I'm not?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		You're everything I need to leave behind.
		You're cruel, paranoid, controlling...
		And a Lebron James hater.

		[JAMES left normal]
		Yeah stop being a hater

		[JESUS left normal]
		Yeah stop being a hater

		[GRANNY left normal]
		Yeah stop being a hater

		[BADELINE right normal]
		granny is voice

		[MADELINE left normal]
		No, it's okay!
		I understand now.
		I don't neeeeeeen neeennn ttttnodd dodd    dooooddddd   dooodonnnt neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenenneeeeeeen yoooyy yoooooooooooy yooooooooooooooooooy yooyoooou anymmmyyyymooooooooommmyyyyyyyo orrrrrmemmeeeeeeeeeee

		[BADELINE right worried]
		So you're just... going crazy

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I'm setting you free.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		We'll both be so much happier.

		[BADELINE right worried]
		You're so...

		[BADELINE right sad]
		so...

		[BADELINE right sad]
		so...

		[BADELINE right sad]
		so...

		[BADELINE right sad]
		so...

		[BADELINE right sad]
		so...

		[BADELINE right sad]
		so...

		[BADELINE right sad]
		so...

		[BADELINE right sad]
		so...

		[BADELINE right sad]
		so...

		[BADELINE right sad]
		i forgot

		[BADELINE right sad]
		Oh yeah

		[BADELINE right freakA pop]
		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear}
		you're so stupid!
		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear More}
		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear moooore}
		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear EVEN MORE}
		{silent_trigger 1 Tentacles grab Madeline}

		[BADELINE right freakC pop]
		{!}{*}I CAN'T BE BOTHERED CHANGING THE DIALOG HERE!{/*}{/!}

		[MADELINE left panic]
		Calm down, please...
		Or I'll use the jesus card on you!

		{trigger 4 start circling the player}
		[BADELINE right freakC_cont]
		{!}{*}NOOOO NOT THE JESUS CARD!!!{/*}{/!}

		[MADELINE left determinedclosed]
		Breathe, {+MADELINE}.
		Use the jesus card.

		[BADELINE right freakBAlt]
		No Jesus card.
		You are not {*}above me.{/*}
		And you {*}can't{/*} climb a word!

		[BADELINE right freakCAlt pop]
		e

	CH6_THEO_WATCHOUT=
		[THEO left worried]
		{+MADELINE}, did you use the jesus card?!!

	CH6_REFLECT_AFTER=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		I was so close.

		[MADELINE left panic]
		It's over now.
		Why won't she leave me alone?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		I {*}want to kill her.{/*}
		...

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		...
		But she's {+PART_OF_ME}.
		Why am I talking?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		And she was right.
		I was an idiot, she was an idiot...
		Granny was an idiot,
		Oshiro was an idiot
		Badeline was an idiot
		Theo was an idiot
		Mom was an idiot
		My ex was an idiot
		The bird was an idiot
		Jesus was an idiot
		Lebron was an idiot
		Parrot Dash was an idiot
		The golden berry was an idiot
		Farewell was an idiot
		Old Site was an idiot
		Graphics/Atlases/Gameplay/decals/3-Resort/storageshelf_mid_b.png was an idiot
		And Graphics/Atlases/Gui/save/saveIcon00012.png was also an idiot
		But I AM NOT AND I CAN DO THIS
		I CAN CLIMB SOS MOITAIN!

	CH6_OLDLADY=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Oh, hello again.
		Why are you soggy?

		[MADELINE left upset]
		wa'er

		{trigger 0 Zoom in}

		[GRANNY right mock]
		why have you turned british
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		can you pass me some toast {0.6}and a drink of wa'er

		[GRANNY right normal]
		no

		[MADELINE left upset]
		i am buff and i have 8-pack of abs

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		you can {0.4}{~}laugh now{/~}

		{trigger 1 Start laughing}
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		AAAAAAAAARGHHH YOU ARE MAKING ME FURIOUS

		{trigger 2 Stop laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Sometimes you gotta know when to throw in the towel.
		You'll get over it.

		{trigger 3 Maddy walks right}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		Wait is that a reference to the game Getting Over It?!!!

		{trigger 4 Maddy walks left}

		[MADELINE left upset flip]
		That {0.4}{+PART_OF_ME}{0.4} was right, I can't do this.

		[MADELINE left panic flip]
		I'll just... go home to my sad life{n}and {.4}fart very often

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		you'll stink up the place!

		{trigger 6 Maddy turns right}
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Shut up, I know.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		But farting makes me fart
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		A lot of kids come here to climb{n}this {+mountain}, only to give up.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Well, I don't exactly know if https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0&ab_channel=Duran counts as a kid...

		{trigger 1 Start lauging}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		Rick is still a young adult!

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Gee, thanks.

		{trigger 2 Stop laughing}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		This girl you're talking about,{n}it sounds like she's holding you back.
		Talk to her.
		Figure out why she's so scared.
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		You think she's... scared?

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		I guess I never thought of it that way.
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Stop wasting both of our time and {~}ask her.{/~}
		You'll lose everything you own, trust me.

	CH6_OLDLADY_B=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		I don't know how to find her...

		[GRANNY right normal]
		She's {+PART_OF_YOU}, right?
		If you look for her, she won't take long to find.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		...so you know about the {+MOUNTAIN}'s power.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Of course I know, I'm crazy.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		You need to work on your therapy schedule.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		I don't need no freaking therapist!!!

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		...
		No.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I'm going to see this through.
		No more running.{1.2} is the name of the mix from the celestial resort b-side and it's also the name of it's crystal heart poem. 

		[GRANNY right normal]
		I thought so.
		Big gyatt!

	CH6_OLDLADY_C=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		I can't be bothered to write dialog for this part.

	CH6_BOSS_START=
		[BADELINE right angry flip]
		Looking for me?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		i am actually

		[BADELINE right scoff flip]
		why tho
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		i need to destroy you

		[MADELINE left sad]
		because you are being annoying

		{trigger 0 Badeline floats, zooms in}

		[BADELINE right yell]
		you think i'll let you destroy me

		[MADELINE left angry]
		you{0.6} were being {0.6}an annoyance
		
		{trigger 1 Maddy steps forward}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		listen, how deep down can we even go?

		[BADELINE right angry]
		I could pull us down to the center of the earth.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		To the core?
		As in chapter 8?
		Is that a Celeste Reference?!!!

		[MADELINE left together]
		{s 4}Let's climb out of here {.6}[JESUS left normal]with the power of the Jesus Card
		
		[BADELINE right yell]
		Badeline heck is going to begin now!

	CH6_BOSS_TIRED_A=
		[BADELINE right angry]
		I did you a favor.

	CH6_BOSS_TIRED_B=
		[BADELINE right yell]
		You aren't a {*}mountain climber.{/*}

	CH6_BOSS_TIRED_C=
		[BADELINE right yell]
		{*}I'm just trying to kill you!{/*}

	CH6_BOSS_MIDDLE=
		[BADELINE right yell]
		None of this would have {*}happened{/*}{n}if you had {*}not been a total idiot!!!!!{/*}

	CH6_BOSS_ENDING=
		[BADELINE right sigh flip]
		Fine.
		You win.

		{silent_trigger 0 Music starts}

		[BADELINE right worried flip]
		I guess you don't need me after all.

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt flip]
		If you want me to go away, I'll try.
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Yea go away

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Please.

		[BADELINE right worried flip]
		NO!

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt flip]
		Put your hand on me and I'll make you regret it!

		{trigger 1 Madeline puts hand on Badeline}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		lol haha we'll fuse together

		{trigger 2 Badeline calms down}

		[BADELINE right worried flip]
		wait no i'm not ready for this~

	CH6_ENDING=
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		How did we do that?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		If we can climb like that, maybe{n}we can still reach the summit!
		
		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		You still want to climb the {+MOUNTAIN}?

		[BADELINE right worried]
		Why would we go back up there?

		{trigger 0 Old Lady enters right}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		It's good.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		badeline sucks, push her backwards into a crystal spinner

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Don't mention spinners!
		Because they're obviously fossilized pufferfish

		{portrait none}
		{*}{+MADELINE}!!!{/*}

		{trigger 1 Theo enters left}
		
		[JAMES left normal]
		lebron james

		[THEO left wtf]
		Go away Lebron, you're not invited.

		[JAMES left normal]
		But it's halftime!
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		6"7
		That's you {+THEO}.
		
		{trigger 8 theo stops being tired}
		[THEO left wtf]
		Is this the {+PART_OF_YOU} that you were talking about?

		[THEO left excited]
		She's like an adorable goth {+MADELINE}!

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Shut up.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		dont disrespect theodore
		he's marvellous

		[MADELINE right normal]
		If her and I work together,{n}I think we can still finish the climb.

		[THEO left excited]
		theo is cool!

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Wait, {0.4}{*}no{/*}.

		[BADELINE right worried]
		You're not.

		{trigger 2 Madeline turns to the right}

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		you said something angy about me and i retaliated like french spaghetti.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		You're right.
		I understand that you're scared of french spaghetti.
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		But we both know that this is something we want to eat.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		We have to try and throw our food in the bin.

		{trigger 7 Theo raises fist}

		[THEO left yolo]
		Yeah! Yooy!
		
		[BADELINE right worried]
		I don't know...

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		We were so close, and then we, uh, fell...

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Yeah I wonder why?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		But I have to believe we can put that behind us.
		I have to believe we're capable of throwing french spaghetti in the trash can.

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		It's a bad idea.

		{trigger 3 badeline turns right}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		It'll still be difficult, mind you.
		But I'm amazed you got as far as{n}you did, butting heads like you were.
		I reckon you can make it if you cooperate.

		[BADELINE right worried flip]
		...

		{trigger 4 badeline turns left}

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		Okay. 

		[BADELINE right worried]
		I'll try.

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left normal]
		Can I help?

		{trigger 6 Madeline turns to the left}

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		no

		[MADELINE right determined]
		{>> 0.2}Alsooooooooooo......{>>}

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Don't worry the mod maker can't change maps.

# *** Chapter 07 ***

	CH7_HEIGHT_START=Ground Level
	CH7_HEIGHT_0={X} M
 	CH7_HEIGHT_1={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_2={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_3={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_4={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_5={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_6={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_7={X} M

	# Mountain Base -> Forsaken City
	CH7_ASCEND_0=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		We're getting the hang of that.

		[BADELINE right upset]
		If you say so...

		[MADELINE left determined]
		This mountain doesn't stand a chance.

		[BADELINE right worried]
		Stop jinxing it!!!

	# Forsaken City -> Old Site
	CH7_ASCEND_1=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		How are you feeling?

		[BADELINE right upset]
		Wet.

	# Old Site -> Celestial Resort
	CH7_ASCEND_2=
		[BADELINE right normal]
		Nice job back there.

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		Look at you!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+ST_BAD}Ms\. Idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiotttt{+END_BAD} over here.

		[MADELINE left determined]
		You're so supportive.
		
	# Celestial Resort -> Cliffside
	CH7_ASCEND_3=
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		okay.

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Why? He treated you like {+MROSHIRO}.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Yeah, but I still care about {+MROSHIRO}
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		And you didn't have to snap at {+MROSHIRO} like {+MROSHIRO} did.

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Whatever.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I mean it. {+MROSHIRO} is way too aggressive.

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Well {~}{+MROSHIRO}{/~} put too much energy into {+MROSHIRO} who will just end up hurting {+MROSHIRO}.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		{+MROSHIRO} isn't a bad person...

		[BADELINE right yell]
		He transformed into a {*}{+MROSHIRO}{/*}
		He tried to {*}{+MROSHIRO}{/*} you!

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		And now you're defending {+MROSHIRO}?

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		I'm not defending {+MROSHIRO}...

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I'm on {+MROSHIRO} side here.{n}I'm mad at {+MROSHIRO} too.
		I might still be in that {+MROSHIRO}{n}if {+MROSHIRO} hadn't forced the issue.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		...but I still hope {+MROSHIRO} is alright.

		[BADELINE right worried]
		...

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		Okay...
		...I'm sorry...

		[BADELINE right worried]
		...for snapping at {+MROSHIRO}.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Thanks. 
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		It's in the past no{+MROSHIRO} {+MROSHIRO} {+MROSHIRO} {+MROSHIRO} {+MROSHIRO} {+MROSHIRO} {+MROSHIRO} {+MROSHIRO}
		
	# Cliffside -> Temple
	CH7_ASCEND_4=
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		That was a close one.

		[MADELINE left together]
		That means...{1.0}[MADELINE left togetherZoom]nothing to me.
		Heheheheheheheheheheh
		
	# Temple -> Summit
	CH7_ASCEND_5=
		[MADELINE left determined]
		This is it, the home stretch.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		We're so close.{n}We're going to make it!

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		Yeah...

		[BADELINE right worried]
		...

		[MADELINE left sad]
		What's wrong?

		[BADELINE right worried]
		...I'm just...
		...
		Farting.

	CH7_ENDING=
		[BADELINE left normal]
		We actually did it.
		I can believe it!

		[MADELINE right surprised flip]
		Wow! It's going to find us now!
		
		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		Look at how far we've come!

		{trigger 1 Madeline sits down}

		[BADELINE left normal]
		I'm going to leak your IP Address now

		[BADELINE left worriedAlt]
		And set you on fire?

		[MADELINE right upset flip]
		Oh, right.

		[MADELINE right sad flip]
		When we leave the {+MOUNTAIN}, you{n}won't be able to talk to me anymore...

		[MADELINE right normal]
		At least not without my IP {1.0}{~}):<{/~}

		[BADELINE left worried]
		What's the mad face for?

		[BADELINE left upset]
		Finding Sigma Males in my Area?

		{trigger 2 Badeline moves beside Maddy as camera begins panning right}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		E

		[BADELINE left upset]
		Yeah, I know.
		But what does E mean again?

		[MADELINE right together flip]
		E{1.5}A Sports 2025

		[BADELINE left upset]
		I believe you.

		[BADELINE left worriedAlt]
		...but no.

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right distracted flip]
		WHY?!!

	CH7_BSIDE_ASCEND=
		[BADELINE left freakA]
		That was amazing!

		[MADELINE right surprised]
		I can't believe we did that!

		[BADELINE left freakA]
		Nothing can stop us!

		[MADELINE right upset]
		STOP BEING A CRIMINAL YOU COWARD AND HELP ME!
		AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

	CH7_CSIDE_OLDLADY=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		It's hard to believe that it's over, isn't it?

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		Funny how we get attached to the struggle.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		BTW you do know I have 2 dialog lines right?
		Talk to me again once you think you're worthy of the truth.

	CH7_CSIDE_OLDLADY_B=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Well?
		What are you waiting for?
		Go finish the mod, {*}cheater{/*}.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Yeah, last thing I remember is selecting this cog icon labelled "Debug"...
		Navigating some coloured boxes with some other stuff in it...
		Controlling a yellow crosshair...
		And suddenly, I just respawned here.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		That sounds a bit odd, doesn't it?
		Finish this totally legit playthrough!
		GET THE HEART!

# *** Epilogue ***

	EP_CABIN=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Welcome back.

		[THEO right excited]
		{+MADELINE}!
		Did you make it to the summit?
		
		{trigger 0 Badeline emerges}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		no

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Well that's a bit dumb of you, isn't it?

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		I'm old!

		[BADELINE left upset]
		I didn't think it would be worth it...

		[BADELINE left normal]
		And nahhh, it's wasn't.

		[THEO right thinking]
		I should've given you my phone so{n}you could take {~}Some Freezer-Type Garbage{/~}.

		{trigger 1 Fade out, hear knock on door, fade in and Oshiro enters}

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		Big gyatt!

		[BADELINE right angry]
		What are {~}you{/~} doing here?

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		big gyatt you gyatt big one

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Urgh, {+MROSHIRO}.
		I hate back exits.

		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		A back exit, {+MS_MADELINE}?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		A back exit, {+oshiro}.

		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		A back exit, {+MS_MADELINE}?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		A back exit, {+oshiro}.

		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		A back exit, {+MS_MADELINE}?

		[MADELINE left upset]
		A BACK EXIT, {+oshiro}.

		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		Oh, a "BACK EXIT"?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}SHUT{0.5} YOUR{0.8} MOUTH!{/big}{/*}
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}{+oshiro} you idiot, the customer is always right!{+endthought}

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Thank you for using your common sense.

		{trigger 2 Oshiro settles in}

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		PIE TIME?

		{trigger 3 Maddy Turns}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		{~}uwah{/~}

		[BADELINE right worried]
		yay

		{trigger 3 Maddy Turns}

	EP_PIE_START=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		So?
		How rizzed up is this snackage?

	EP_PIE_DISAPPOINTED=
		[THEO left wtf]
		ew what the heck?

		[GRANNY left normal]
		Go get more strawberries, then come back.

	EP_PIE_GROSSED_OUT=
		[THEO left wtf]
		{+MADELINE}, I super appreciate you baking for us...
		But I have explosive diarrhea.
		And projectile vomit.

		[GRANNY left normal]
		Gyatt!

		[BADELINE left angry]
		You people just can't appreciate good food.
		I can, and this isn't good.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Yay!

		[BADELINE left worried]
		Yeah mate

		[GRANNY left normal]
		Go get more strawberries, then come back.

	EP_PIE_OKAY=
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		You're pretty trash, but I can respect this. {+MS_MADELINE}.

		[BADELINE left angry]
		WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT'S TERRIBLE?!!!

		[THEO left thinking]
		No it isn't

		[BADELINE left angry]
		Yes it is

		[THEO left thinking]
		No it isn't

		[BADELINE left angry]
		Yes it is

		[THEO left thinking]
		No it isn't

		[BADELINE left angry]
		Yes it is

		[THEO left thinking]
		No it isn't

		[BADELINE left angry]
		Yes it is

		[THEO left thinking]
		Shut up

		[GRANNY left normal]
		Go get more strawberries, then come back.

	EP_PIE_REALLY_GOOD=
		[GRANNY left normal]
		This sucks.

		[BADELINE left normal]
		Hot take.

		[THEO left normal]
		This gyatt is juicy juicy.
		Mama's buoy.
		
		[THEO left excited]
		But this is still sort of bad, dear.

		[GRANNY left normal]
		Go get more strawberries, then come back.
		
	EP_PIE_AMAZING=
		[THEO left wtf]
		Okay, so good.

		[THEO left excited]
		Maximum strawberrifulnessity!

		[MADELINE right sad]
		eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

		[GRANNY left normal]
		He's right, dear.
		You did get a lot of strawberries.
		And this was meant to be about dialog!

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		It's truly magnificent, {+MS_MADELINE}.

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		But it still sort of sucks.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		What the hell?

		[GRANNY left normal]
		Go get more strawberries, then come back.
		reheheheheheh
		
# *** Appendix ***

	APP_INTRO=
		You suck at this game.
		Do you want to go home to your mummy?
		Are you scared of the closet monster?
		Do you want le crystal hearts?
		And do you want to die and die and die and die over and over again?
		Hope so. Welcome to the core!
		Sigma.
		I'll give you a kiss when you panic and give up.
		A VIOLENT kiss.
		mwah

	APP_OLDLADY_A=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Hey there, kiddo!
		Nice to see you again.

		{trigger 0}

		[GRANNY right normal flip]
		Here's the cave I told you about{n}on the phone.
		
		{silent_trigger 1}
		
		Follow me.

	APP_OLDLADY_B=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		What is this place?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		It's something that I will smash you with.

		{trigger 0 start laughing}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		IT'S GOING TO HURT YOU!

		{trigger 1 stop laughing}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		skibidi.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Yeah, I already noticed skibidi.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!
		SKIBIDI DABADU EEE EEE

	APP_OLDLADY_C=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Where's that other {+PART_OF_YOU}?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I farted.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		eewwwwwwww.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		I can smell your farts from here! Take a shower, buddy boy!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I like that theory better.

	APP_OLDLADY_D=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Do you keep in touch with {+THEO}?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I think he's farting too.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Wow! That's craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy!

	APP_OLDLADY_E=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		sniff me.

	APP_OLDLADY_LOCKED=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		That door up ahead won't budge.
		Is there another way in?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		I'm afraid not, dear.

		[GRANNY right mock]
		You think the {+MOUNTAIN} is gonna{n}start going easy on you now?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		I guess it doesn't think you're ready yet.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Okay, {+CELESTE_MOUNTAIN} might be {~}weird and magical.{/~}

		[MADELINE left upset]
		But now you're telling me it can {~}"think",{/~} too?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		It doesn't think like you or me.
		It's like... how a river thinks to flow to the sea.
		You can make it sound crazy if you want.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		I know better than to doubt you.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		How do I convince it I'm ready?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Heck if I know.
		I'd retrace my steps, and really pay attention.
		{+CELESTE_MOUNTAIN} must have more to teach you.
		Get crystal hearts. They have some really wacky names.
		Don't forget the B-Sides!

	APP_ENDING=
		...this is it?
		This is what a fart smells like?
		Wow, I smell myself too!
		Hopefully it goes away.
		Cry.

	CH9_GRAVESTONE=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		{+GRANNY}...
		[MADELINE left sadder]
		I can't believe you're gone, you old bat.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Well,{0.2} I guess I can.

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		It sounded like you were saying goodbye{n}in the last letter you sent me.

		{silent_trigger 0 Step Forward}
		
		[MADELINE left sadder]
		This isn't fair. I need you.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		You didn't prepare me for any of this.

		{trigger 1 Badeline Appears}

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		Remember the lesson I taught you?

		{trigger 2 Sit Down}

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Oh, I remember now!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
		They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
		I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
		Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
		I'm in my prime, but this ain't even final form
		They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor
		I went from living rooms straight out to sold-out tours
		Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war
		Woah-oh-oh
		This is how the story goes
		Woah-oh-oh
		I guess this is how the story goes
		I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
		They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
		I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
		Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I'vе been told
		From the screen to the ring, to the pеn, to the king
		Where's my crown? That's my bling, always drama when I ring
		See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
		Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars
		Woah-oh-oh
		This is how the story goes
		Woah-oh-oh
		I guess this is how the story goes
		I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
		They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo)
		I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
		Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
		Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone'
		They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold
		My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah)
		My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh)
		Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh)
		In the thick of it, this is how the story goes
		I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
		They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo)
		I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
		Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
		I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows)
		They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah)
		I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
		Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh)
		Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy)
		This is how the story goes (Nah, nah)
		Woah-oh-oh
		I guess this is how the story goes

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		I'm so sorry, {+GRANNY}.

		[BADELINE left angry]
		PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHA

	CH9_FLYING_TO_THE_MOON=
		[BADELINE right concerned]
		We are in space.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Space is cold.
    
		[BADELINE right worried]
		Space is nice.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Badeline likes space.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Badeline likes the cold.

		[BADELINE right concerned]
		Badeline likes to kill people.

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		Badeline likes to throw Madeline in the garbage.
    
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Madeline likes the AK47.

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		Slow down, Madeline. You're being really intimidating right now.

	CH9_LANDING=
		[BADELINE left worried]
		Ahh

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		[BADELINE left worriedAlt flip]
		e

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 1 Badeline Vanishes}

		[MADELINE left determined]
		AAAAAAAAAAA WHERE ARE YOU?!!

	CH9_FAKE_HEART=
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Wait, no...

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I AM DYING HELP ME

	CH9_KEEP_GOING=
		[MADELINE left sadder]
		all good now

		{trigger 0 Step Forward}

		[MADELINE left determined]
		YEET

	CH9_MISS_THE_BIRD=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{~}Hey!{/~}
		Don't you want me to help you?

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		I am going to catch you in two cutscenes.

		{trigger 0 stand up, face left }

		[MADELINE left sad flip]
		Did you find me annoying?

		[MADELINE left distracted flip]
		Are you testing me?
		Are you just afraid to ask for help?
		Are you a traitor?
		Are you a coward?
		Are you dumb?
		Are you an idiot?
		You answer yes if you have common sense.

		[MADELINE left sadder flip]
		HEEEE HEEEE

		{trigger 1 take a step left}

		[MADELINE left sad flip]
		Unless...

		{trigger 2 take a step right}

		{trigger 1 take a step left}

		{trigger 2 take a step right}

		{trigger 1 take a step left}

		{trigger 2 take a step right}

		{trigger 1 take a step left}

		{trigger 2 take a step right}

		{trigger 1 take a step left}

		{trigger 2 take a step right}

		{trigger 1 take a step left}

		{trigger 2 take a step right}

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		HELP
		
		{trigger 3 black hole flickers }

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		I'M INDECISIVE

		{trigger 4 black hole flickers more, tiles to crack into the sci-fi one}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Well, we don't need their help, right {+GRANNY}?

		[MADELINE left together]
		Don't worry, I won't give up on you!
		I'll catch that stupid bird and set you free.

	CH9_HELPING_HAND=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		I didn't ask for your help.
		
		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		Okay then, bye.
		
	CH9_CATCH_THE_BIRD=
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		Got you! Finally!

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Now where's my friend, {+GRANNY}!?

		{trigger 0 bird looks hurt}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		it is dead.

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		i killed it?

		{trigger 1 bird squaks}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		yay!
		
		{trigger 2 approach bird, it moves away}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Wait! Please don't leave.
		
		{trigger 3 bird flys out of the camera}
		
		[MADELINE left sadder]
		At least tell me...
		You're {+PART_OF_GRANNY}, right?
		If you have to go, then...

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Take me with you.

		[BADELINE left worried]
		nuh-uh-uhhhhhh

	CH9_LAST_ROOM=
		[BADELINE right normal]
		Final room!

		[MADELINE left determined]
		I feel greasy.

	CH9_LAST_ROOM_ALT=

		[BADELINE right normal]
		You suck!

	CH9_LAST_BOOST=
		[BADELINE right normal]
		You smell.

	CH9_FAREWELL=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+GRANNY}!

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Hey there, kiddo.
		No questions. See you later!
		
		[MADELINE left suprised]
		WHAT? WHY IS EVERYONE AGAINST TALKING TO ME?

		{trigger 2 take a step forward}

		{trigger 3 granny fades away}

		{silent_trigger 4 fade to white}

	CH9_END_CINEMATIC=
		{anchor bottom}

		[WEBCAM_THEO right excited]
		There she is!

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		Long time no see, {# F94A4A}Sigma Girl{#}.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Hey {+THEO}.  {+THEO}{+THEO}{+THEO}{+THEO}{+THEO} {+THEO}{+THEO}{+THEO} {+THEO} {+THEO} {+THEO} {+THEO} {+THEO}.,,,,,,,,,,,,{+THEO} [[[[[[[[[[[[t!@@!@@#@ $$@#$@#$@#$@#@$#?!!!!!!!! !!!! {+THEO}{+THEO}{+T HEO}{+THEO} ,rgg gggggggggggggggggggggggrgoooooo-0ro566-568**********************4%%$###%$|\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\||||||[[[[}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}GFH/fhg.;gyyytretrgufsjih ffrteeeeeeeeeeeeedfkgvjmununjjjjjjjj {+THEO} {+THEO} {+THEO} {+THEO} {+THEO} {+THEO} {+THEO} {+THEO} v {+THEO} v {+THEO}v{+THEO}vvv v{+THEO}{+THEO}{+THEO}
		
		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		Calm down, Madeline.

		[WEBCAM_THEO right thinking]
		Granny is dead!
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Yippee!

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		I AM MAGIC!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Sorry. Quickly gotta deal with my panic attack.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
		They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
		I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
		Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
		I'm in my prime, but this ain't even final form
		They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor
		I went from living rooms straight out to sold-out tours
		Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war
		Woah-oh-oh
		This is how the story goes
		Woah-oh-oh
		I guess this is how the story goes
		I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
		They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
		I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
		Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I'vе been told
		From the screen to the ring, to the pеn, to the king
		Where's my crown? That's my bling, always drama when I ring
		See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
		Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars
		Woah-oh-oh
		This is how the story goes
		Woah-oh-oh
		I guess this is how the story goes
		I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
		They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo)
		I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
		Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
		Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone'
		They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold
		My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah)
		My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh)
		Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh)
		In the thick of it, this is how the story goes
		I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
		They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo)
		I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
		Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
		I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows)
		They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah)
		I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
		Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh)
		Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy)
		This is how the story goes (Nah, nah)
		Woah-oh-oh
		I guess this is how the story goes

		[WEBCAM_THEO right thinking]
		I didn't understand a single word.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Oh?
		
		[WEBCAM_THEO right excited]
		Same, mr.

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		I am thinking about you.
     
 		{trigger 0 Shows the photo of Theo's grandpa with Granny at Celeste Mountain.}
 		
 		[MADELINE left surprised]
		Woof?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Greasy!
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		Yeah...

		[MADELINE left peaceful]
		{>> 0.3}That {~}is{/~} nice.{>>}

# Crystal Hearts

	POEM_FC=	Pointless Heart
	POEM_FCR=	Simpleton Town

	POEM_OS=	Dead Corpses Smell
	POEM_OSR=	Easy Level, am I right?

	POEM_CR=	Dust Bunnies suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
	POEM_CRR=	These Dust Bunnies Also suuuuuuck

	POEM_CS=	Battle of the wind
	POEM_CSR=	Wind the of battle

	POEM_T=		Heck the seekers
	POEM_TR=	Theo farts

	POEM_TF=	you did the code wow
	POEM_TFR=	why would you do this badeline augughahshfvsfsediufsonhwa

	POEM_TS=	Elvis Presley, the legendary "King of Rock and Roll," revolutionized the music world with his unique style and unforgettable performances. Born in Tupelo, Mississippi, on January 8, 1935, Elvis began his music career in Memphis, Tennessee, and quickly rose to fame.
	POEM_TSR=	Are you pappy

	POEM_MC=	THE CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
	POEM_MCR=	lol this world sucks

	POEM_FW=	God Blessed You
	
# Wavedash Tutorial
	
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_MYPC=			MOUNTAAAAAAAAN
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_POWERPOINT=	sad.ptsd
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_RECYCLEBIN=	duds
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_STARTBUTTON=	THING.SKULLEMOJI

	WAVEDASH_PAGE1_TITLE=			Waivedashing and Poo
	WAVEDASH_PAGE1_SUBTITLE=		You suck you skibidi sigma

	WAVEDASH_PAGE2_TITLE=			Can't|Keep|That|Mewing|Streak?
	WAVEDASH_PAGE2_LIST=
		-Fact: Mewing keeps your jawline cool{n}
		-Wow. You're rizzed up!{n}
		-Also, your gyatt{n}
		-And Part of you likes Tenge Ohio{n}
		-(she's the worst)

	WAVEDASH_PAGE2_IMPOSSIBLE=		IMPOSSIBLE???
	
	WAVEDASH_PAGE3_TITLE=			Introducing... Mewdashing!!
	WAVEDASH_PAGE3_INFO=			With Mewdashing, you can mew very quickly{n}and regain your dash {~}at the same time!{/~}
	WAVEDASH_PAGE3_EASY=			It's easy!

	WAVEDASH_PAGE4_TITLE=			How It's Done
	WAVEDASH_PAGE4_LIST=
		-Jump{n}
		-Raise your finger to your chin{n}
		-Move it across{n}
		-{~}You did it!{/~}{n}
		-(go you)
	
	WAVEDASH_PAGE5_TITLE=			Trouble in Paradise?
	WAVEDASH_PAGE5_INFO1=			{#ff0000}If you don't remember to mewdash{#}{n}you're starting {~}too low{/~} to the ground.
	WAVEDASH_PAGE5_INFO2=			{#ff0000}If you mewdash too often{#}{n}you're starting {~}too far{/~} from the ground.

	WAVEDASH_PAGE6_TITLE=			Happy in Ohio!