ySoul_jesterspity= Jester's Pity
ySoul_jesterspity_jesterspity= Jester's Pity
ySoul_jesterspity_jesterspity_1_1000m= 500 M?
ySoul_jesterspity_jesterspity_5_3000m= 500 M.
ySoul_jesterspity_jesterspity_postcard={# F94A4A}Did You Know?{#}{n}{n}You should be ashamed.

1000m_lore= You find a bunch of torn pieces of paper on the ground.
You spend a few minutes putting them back together.
Looks like it was a time capsule left for you by your dad, but your angry past self already took care of it.
[MADELINE left sad] I'll apologize later...
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No you won't.
You're too scared to.
What's wrong with you?

1500m_lore= The television is on.
{#8680ff}"Good morning everyone!"{#}
It's actually midnight but you decide not to question it.
{#8680ff}"Before our usual daily episode of shitty soap opera, here is a preview of tonight's news to make sure you watch it!{#}
{#8680ff}" 'The chrysalis who couldn't hatch and the hoard of pigs who are trying to crush it.' "{#}
{#8680ff}"See more at 7."{#}
[MADELINE left sad] That's oddly specific…
It reminds me of something, somehow.

2000m_lore= You find a wedding invitation on the ground.
A sudden wave of loneliness consumes you.
Not very on-brand, {#F94A4A}Ms. "I Am My Own Soulmate".{#}
[MADELINE left sad] I will admit.
Having company sounds nice, but...
I just feel like I can't dedicate myself to anyone who isn't perfect.
I know that's not a reasonable expectation, I just wish it was.
[]
So…
You're just shallow.
Not aromantic, or asexual.
Get over it.
{#858585}(Got a wedding invitation!){#}
{#858585}(You aren't going to go to it though, you don't like loud environments.){#}

2500m_lore= You find 3 tarot cards on the ground.
They read: {#BD9B98}"The Failure",{#} {#F5737A}"The Bankrupt",{#} and {#BD3846}"The Lone".{#}
You're pretty sure these aren't real tarot cards, but you feel an inexplicable attachment to them.
{#858585}(Got tarot cards!){#}

3000m_lore= The binoculars don't work.
Just like you!




