	iambad_WED=	{# 96EFFF}{~}Wednesday{/~}{#}
	iambad_WEDS=	{# 96EFFF}{~}Wednesdays{/~}{#}

waldmo_BadEnd=
You were never seen again.

waldmo_BadEnd_2=
You jumped off this mortal coil.

waldmo_BadEnd_3=
There goes my hero.

waldmo_consume_me_zoom=
[MADELINE left normal]
 {1.5}

[MADELINE left togetherZoom]
I won't let it consume me.

waldmo_consume_me_normal=
[MADELINE left normal]
 {1.5}

[MADELINE left normal]
I won't let it consume me.

waldmo_comf=
[MADELINE left normal]
comf

waldmo_comfq=
[MADELINE left normal]
comf?

## twoteof

# Quips

twoteof_tas=
[MADELINE left normal]
woah, am i ~tasbot~?

twoteof_owo=
[MADELINE left peaceful]
owo what's this?

twoteof_owo_2=
[MADELINE left together]
when you fight with a {+iambad_WED}
[MADELINE left togetherZoom]
you have to think like a star

twoteof_owo_3=
[MADELINE left together]
{0.5}
[MADELINE left togetherZoom]
aim for the bushes


twoteof_where_secret=
[MADELINE left peaceful]
Where secret?

twoteof_what=
[MADELINE left surprised]
WHAT?

# Dialog

twoteof_car=
[MADELINE left normal]
Shade!

twoteof_badeline_1=
[MADELINE right normal]
Have you ever wondered why your eyes feel empty?

twoteof_badeline_2=
[MADELINE right normal]
Have you ever felt that most people have nothing to say besides repeated chains of empty signifiers, full of sound, but devoid of meaning?

twoteof_badeline_3=
[MADELINE right normal]
Have you caught yourself repeating the same conventional nonsense? 

Can you stop yourself from weaving causal narratives of dubious veracity?

twoteof_badeline_4=
[MADELINE right normal]
Your experience of reality is a collection of approximations and heuristics, none of them valid as predictors. It is not the real thing. You will never perceive reality.

twoteof_badeline_5=
[MADELINE right normal]
People are just conceptual forms imposed on impressions of reality in an effort to explain experiences.

twoteof_badeline_6=
[MADELINE left normal]
Why are you here?

[MADELINE right normal]
I am here because

# Extras

twoteof_vp=
There's a Victory Point (VP) on the ground here.

    +1 VP!

# Interference

twoteof_int_1=
[NOISE right normal]
...where there is only meat...

twoteof_int_2=
[NOISE right normal]
everyone is the same on the outsides....

twoteof_int_3=
[NOISE right normal]
but bizarre on the insides!

twoteof_int_4=
[NOISE right normal]
...bounded my mutually exclusive...

twoteof_int_5=
[NOISE right normal]
how care aout the graphic

twoteof_int_6=
[NOISE right normal]
...doesn't mean impossible

twoteof_int_7=
[NOISE right normal]
it has to happen to...

twoteof_int_8=
[NOISE right normal]
... as well be you.

twoteof_int_9=
[NOISE right normal]
... but you're still {*}{>> 0.1} h u n g r y . . . {>>}{/*}




## WALDMO_AUTO ##

# Journals


waldmo_Day1=
[MADELINE left normal]
Day 1: I believe I have identified the source of the {+iambad_WEDS}.

waldmo_Day1b=
[MADELINE left normal]
I have parked my car in a reasonable location and am proceeding {0.6}[MADELINE left togetherZoom]on foot.

waldmo_Day1c=
[MADELINE left normal]
I have located an entrance.

waldmo_Day2=
[MADELINE left normal]
Day 2: It is still {+iambad_WED}.

waldmo_Day2b=
[MADELINE left normal]
An unknown force is preventing me from driving away.

waldmo_Day2c=
[MADELINE left togetherZoom]
I have no choice but to return to the machine.

waldmo_Day3=
[MADELINE left normal]
Day 3: It is still {+iambad_WED}.

waldmo_Day4=
[MADELINE left normal]
Day 4: It is still {+iambad_WED}.

waldmo_Day5=
[MADELINE left normal]
Day 5: It is still {+iambad_WED}.

waldmo_Day6=
[MADELINE left normal]
Day 6: It is still {+iambad_WED}.

waldmo_Day7=
[MADELINE left normal]
Day 7: It is still {+iambad_WED}.

waldmo_Day9=
[MADELINE left normal]
Day 9: {0.6}[MADELINE left togetherZoom]This is the game.

waldmo_Day65=
[MADELINE left normal]
Day 65: {1.0}[MADELINE left togetherZoom] Nice.

waldmo_Day720=
[MADELINE left normal]
Day 720: I can't remember where I parked my car.

waldmo_Day720b=
I guess when I finish here I'll have to return home{0.6}[MADELINE left togetherZoom] on foot.

waldmo_Day866=
[MADELINE left normal]
Day 866: You know the drill.
