﻿# NOTES:
# The # Symbol at the start of a line counts as a Comment. To include in dialog, use a \#
# The . Symbol will cause a pause unless escaped with \. (ex: Mr. Oshiro has a pause, Mr\. Oshiro does not)
# Newlines automatically create a Page Break, unless there is an {n} command on the previous line
# Commands: Anything inside of curly braces {...} is a command and should not be translated.

# Inline Text Commands:
# {~}wavy text{/~}
# {!}impact text{/!}
# {>> x}changes speed at which characters are displayed{>>}
# {# 000000}this text is black{#} (uses HEX color values)
# {+MENU_BEGIN} inserts the dialog from the MENU_BEGIN value (in English, "CLIMB")
# {n} creates a newline, without a page break
# {0.5} creates a 0.5 second pause
# {big}this text is large{/big}

# Gameplay Control Commands (should never change)
# {trigger x} this triggers an in-game event
# {anchor} controls the visual position of the textbox in-game

# Language (id,label)
	LANGUAGE=stupid,Stupid
	ICON=Icons/stupid.png
	ORDER=0

# Font (Face, Base Size)
# Use BMFONT to generate the .fnt and image files
	FONT=Renogare,64

# Done loading Meta Data
	BEGIN=true

# Auto-Saving
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_NS=
		what
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_NS=
		how did you install this mod
		on your nintendo switch
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_PS4=
		this game does not feature saving
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_PS4=
		do not turn off the console
		bottom text
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_XB1=
		hey
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_XB1=
		hey
		hey
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_PC=
		yo
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_PC=
		what does this icon mean
		hmu if you know

# Main Menu
	MENU_DEBUG=		~AAAAAAAA~
	MENU_BEGIN=		GO UP
	MENU_PICO8=		SMB
	MENU_OPTIONS=	these things
	MENU_CREDITS=	c
	MENU_EXIT=		gtfo

# Options
	OPTIONS_TITLE=			OPTIONS
	OPTIONS_CONTROLS=		CONTROLS
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_PC=		Rumble
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_PS4=		Rumble
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_XB1=		Rumble
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_NS=		Rumble
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_ON=		earthquake
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_HALF=	like half
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_OFF=		NO
	OPTIONS_GRAB_MODE=		Grab Mode
	OPTIONS_CROUCH_DASH_MODE=	Crouch Dash Mode
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_PRESS=	Press
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_HOLD=	Hold
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_INVERT=	Backwards
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_TOGGLE=	Toggle
	OPTIONS_KEYCONFIG=		Keyboard Config
	OPTIONS_BTNCONFIG=		Controller Config

	OPTIONS_VIDEO=			VIDEO
	OPTIONS_FULLSCREEN=		Fullscreen
	OPTIONS_WINDOW=			Window Scale
	OPTIONS_VSYNC=			idk what this one does
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_NS=	change the size
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_PS4=	change the size
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_XB1=	change the size
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_PC=	change the size
	OPTIONS_DISABLE_FLASH=	Photosensitive Mode
	OPTIONS_DISABLE_SHAKE=	Screen Shake Effects

	OPTIONS_AUDIO=			NOISE
	OPTIONS_MUSIC=			The Good Stuff
	OPTIONS_SOUNDS=			jumping and stuff

	OPTIONS_GAMEPLAY=		GAMING
	OPTIONS_SPEEDRUN=		Fast Mode
	OPTIONS_SPEEDRUN_CHAPTER=Chapter
	OPTIONS_SPEEDRUN_FILE=	File
	OPTIONS_DASHES=			Dash Counter
	OPTIONS_LANGUAGE=		Vocal Font
	OPTIONS_ON=				ON
	OPTIONS_OFF=			OFF

# KEYBOARD CONFIG
	KEY_CONFIG_TITLE=		Keyboard Config
	KEY_CONFIG_GAMEPLAY=	GAMING
	KEY_CONFIG_LEFT=		Left
	KEY_CONFIG_RIGHT=		Right
	KEY_CONFIG_UP=			Up
	KEY_CONFIG_DOWN=		Down
	KEY_CONFIG_JUMP=		Jump
	KEY_CONFIG_DASH=		Dash
	KEY_CONFIG_GRAB=		Grab
	KEY_CONFIG_TALK=		Talk
	KEY_CONFIG_MENUS=		MENU
	KEY_CONFIG_CONFIRM=		Confirm
	KEY_CONFIG_CANCEL=		Cancel
	KEY_CONFIG_PAUSE=		Pause
	KEY_CONFIG_JOURNAL=		Journal
	KEY_CONFIG_QUICKRESTART=Quick Restart
	KEY_CONFIG_RESET=		Reset All to Defaults
	KEY_CONFIG_CHANGING=	PRESS KEY FOR
	KEY_CONFIG_MOVE_ONLY=	FOR MOVEMENT ONLY
	KEY_CONFIG_DASH_ONLY=	FOR DASHING ONLY

# CONTROLLER CONFIG
	BTN_CONFIG_TITLE=		Controller Config
	BTN_CONFIG_INFO=		PRESS | TO ADD A BUTTON, | TO CLEAR BUTTONS
	BTN_CONFIG_CHANGING=	PRESS BUTTON TO ADD FOR
	BTN_CONFIG_NOCONTROLLER=you think you can fool me? connect your controller.

# ADDITIONAL OPTIONS FOR V1.4.0.0
	KEY_CONFIG_DEMO=		Demodash
	KEY_CONFIG_ADVANCED=	ADVANCED
	KEY_CONFIG_MENU_NOTICE= EACH ACTION REQUIRES 1 UNIQUE BIND

# PICO-8
	PICO8_UNLOCKED=			This is so retro!
	PICO8_PAUSE_TITLE=		PAUSED
	PICO8_PAUSE_CONTINUE=	Play more SMB
	PICO8_PAUSE_RESTART=	Reset SMB
	PICO8_PAUSE_QUIT=		Exit SMB

# FILE MENU
	FILE_DEFAULT=		Mario
	FILE_CORRUPTED=		your game shit itself
	FILE_FAILEDTOLOAD=	loading failed
	FILE_NEWGAME=		GOGOGOGOGO
	FILE_CONTINUE=		keep going
	FILE_DELETE=		bye bye
	FILE_BEGIN=			GOGOGO
	FILE_ASSIST_OFF=	Ass Mode : OFF
	FILE_ASSIST_ON=		Ass Mode : ON
	FILE_VARIANT_OFF=	Silly Mode : OFF
	FILE_VARIANT_ON=	Silly Mode : ON
	FILE_RENAME=		Name them Mario
	FILE_DELETE_REALLY=	Launch an atom bomb on Mario's house?
	FILE_DELETE_NO=		DONT KILL MARIO
	FILE_DELETE_YES=	kill mario
	FILE_DELETE_FAILED=	Mario is going to steal your liver in 3 days

# Assist Mode
	ASSIST_MODE_0=
		{# 44adf7}Ass Mode{#} allows you to modify{n}
		the game's rules if you're a bitch		
	ASSIST_MODE_1=
		This includes options such as slowing the game speed,{n}
		granting yourself immortality or infinite stamina,{n}
		and being an ass.
	ASSIST_MODE_2=
		Celeste is intended to be played without {# 44adf7}Ass Mode{#}.{n}
		If the default game proves inaccessible to you, we hope that{n} 
		you get good.
	ASSIST_ASK=		Would you like to play with {# 44adf7}Ass Mode{#}?
	ASSIST_YES=		im a bitch
	ASSIST_NO=		im good
	ASSIST_SKIP=	Ass{n}Skip

# File Naming
	NAME_LETTERS=
		ABCDEFGHI abcdefghi
		JKLMNOPQR jklmnopqr
		STUVWXYZ  stuvwxyz
		1234567890+=:~!@$%
		^&*_-#"'()<>/\.,|`

	NAME_SPACE=			space
	NAME_BACKSPACE=		backspace
	NAME_ACCEPT=		DONT CHANGE THEIR NAME
	NAME_BACK=			KEEP IT AS MARIO

# Xbox One Stuff
	XB1_MENU_SWITCH_PROFILE=	Switch Profile
	XB1_SIGN_OUT_MESSAGE=		A sign-in change has occured. Please sign back in or exit to the title screen.
	XB1_SIGN_IN=				Sign-in
	XB1_RECONNECT_CONTROLLER=	Please reconnect your controller to continue.

# Intro Vignette
	INTRO_VIGNETTE_RESUME=	keep goin
	INTRO_VIGNETTE_SKIP=	fuck this
	INTRO_VIGNETTE_QUIT=	ESPECIALLY fuck this

# Overworld
	OVERWORLD_START=			GOGOGOGOGO
	OVERWORLD_NORMAL=			GOGOGOGOGO
	OVERWORLD_INTERLUDE=		GOGOGOGOGO
	OVERWORLD_REMIX=			HARD MODE
	OVERWORLD_REMIX2=			IMPOSSIBLE MODE
	OVERWORLD_REMIX_UNLOCKED=	Time to die!
	OVERWORLD_REMIX_UNLOCKED2=	Time to die even more!

# Chapter Titles
	AREA_CHAPTER=	Chapter {x}
	AREA_0=			only look at this once
	AREA_1=			most normal canadian location
	AREA_2=			old
	AREA_3=			the mr oshiro chapter
	AREA_4=			fuck this
	AREA_5=			where do i go
	AREA_6=			fuck you wario
	AREA_7=			up
	AREA_8=			only look at this once as well
	AREA_9=			the center
	AREA_10=		bye

# Checkpoints
	CHECKPOINT_1_0=		crossing
	CHECKPOINT_1_1=		chasm

	CHECKPOINT_2_0=		intervention
	CHECKPOINT_2_1=		wakey wakey sleepyhead

	CHECKPOINT_3_0=		this shit dirty af
	CHECKPOINT_3_1=		this thing
	CHECKPOINT_3_2=		evil dungeon

	CHECKPOINT_4_0=		i hate the wind
	CHECKPOINT_4_1=		i sill hate the wind
	CHECKPOINT_4_2=		fuck the wind

	CHECKPOINT_5_0=		depths
	CHECKPOINT_5_1=		unravelling
	CHECKPOINT_5_2=		google search
	CHECKPOINT_5_3=		carry him

	CHECKPOINT_6_0=		water
	CHECKPOINT_6_1=		hollows
	CHECKPOINT_6_2=		reflection
	CHECKPOINT_6_3=		down
	CHECKPOINT_6_4=		resolution

	CHECKPOINT_7_0=		city again
	CHECKPOINT_7_1=		old again
	CHECKPOINT_7_2=		this place
	CHECKPOINT_7_3=		yet again i hate the wind
	CHECKPOINT_7_4=		oooooh spooky
	CHECKPOINT_7_5=		way up

	CHECKPOINT_8_0=		go in
	CHECKPOINT_8_1=		summer and winter
	CHECKPOINT_8_2=		eeyikes

	CHECKPOINT_9_0=		single
	CHECKPOINT_9_1=		electricity
	CHECKPOINT_9_2=		i rember
	CHECKPOINT_9_3=		event
	CHECKPOINT_9_4=		undertale
	CHECKPOINT_9_5=		stubborn
	CHECKPOINT_9_6=		this word
	CHECKPOINT_9_7=		bye

# B-Side Checkpoints
	CHECKPOINT_1H_0=	contraption
	CHECKPOINT_1H_1=	scrap pit

	CHECKPOINT_2H_0=	school locker
	CHECKPOINT_2H_1=	dream altar

	CHECKPOINT_3H_0=	there is no staff
	CHECKPOINT_3H_1=	books
	CHECKPOINT_3H_2=	roof

	CHECKPOINT_4H_0=	fuck the wind still
	CHECKPOINT_4H_1=	oh my fucking god
	CHECKPOINT_4H_2=	can i stab the wind

	CHECKPOINT_5H_0=	i like this song
	CHECKPOINT_5H_1=	mirror time
	CHECKPOINT_5H_2=	the dude

	CHECKPOINT_6H_0=	reflection
	CHECKPOINT_6H_1=	bottom
	CHECKPOINT_6H_2=	that word

	CHECKPOINT_7H_0=	the city
	CHECKPOINT_7H_1=	the site
	CHECKPOINT_7H_2=	the hotel
	CHECKPOINT_7H_3=	ghfkusdghs
	CHECKPOINT_7H_4=	the spooky
	CHECKPOINT_7H_5=	the top

	CHECKPOINT_8H_0=	go in
	CHECKPOINT_8H_1=	heatstroke or hypothermia
	CHECKPOINT_8H_2=	heart

# Postcards
	POSTCARD_AREA_1=
		Select {#ff1144}Save and Quit{#} from the pause menu at any time to die. You'll lose all progress!

	POSTCARD_AREA_2=
		{#ff1144}Straws{#} will impress nobody. Only collect them if you want to waste time!

	POSTCARD_AREA_3=
		If your {#ff1144}Death Count{#} is high,{n}you REALLY suck.{n}Don't keep going!

	POSTCARD_AREA_4=
		{# F94A4A}Climbing Tip!{#}{n}Low on energy in a pinch?{n}{n}Just do Neutrals!

	POSTCARD_AREA_5=
		{# F94A4A}Did You Know?{#}{n}Most climbing mishaps{n}happen while climbing.

	POSTCARD_AREA_6=
		{# F94A4A}Did You Know?{#}{n}{n}It is possible to{n}outrun your own reflection.{n}Just run faster!

	POSTCARD_CSIDES=
		Ready to die?{n}{n}{# F94A4A}C-Sides{#} have been unlocked, and{n}{# dbb63f}Golden Straws{#} have appeared{n}at the start of every chapter!{n}{n}Touch grass, {+MADELINE}!

	POSTCARD_VARIANTS=
		Wow, you died!{n}{n}{# 9B3FB5}Sillies{#} are now accessible from the File Select Menu.

# Journal
	JOURNAL_OF=
	JOURNAL_PROGRESS=				PROGRESS
	JOURNAL_SPEEDRUNS=				RECORDS:{n}SPEEDRUNS
	JOURNAL_DASHES=					RECORDS:{n}FEWEST DASHES
	JOURNAL_DEATHS=					RECORDS:{n}FEWEST DEATHS
	JOURNAL_POEM=					CRYSTAL METH
	JOURNAL_MODE_NORMAL=			CLEAR
	JOURNAL_MODE_NORMAL_FULLCLEAR=	FULL CLEAR
	JOURNAL_MODE_BSIDE=				B-SIDE
	JOURNAL_MODE_CSIDE=				C-SIDE
	JOURNAL_TOTALS=					TOTALS
	JOURNAL_GRANDTOTAL=				GRAND TOTAL

# Stats
	STATS_TITLE=			Steam
	STAT_BERRIES=			Straws
	STAT_DEATHS=			Deaths
	STAT_DASHES=			Dashes
	STAT_GOLDBERRIES=		Golden Straws
	STAT_PICO_BERRIES=		SMB Straws
	STAT_PICO_DEATHS=		SMB Deaths
	STAT_PICO_COMPLETES=	SMB Completes

# Saving / Loading Failed
	SAVEFAILED_TITLE=	UNABLE TO SAVE
	SAVEFAILED_RETRY=	Try Again
	SAVEFAILED_IGNORE=	Continue Without Saving
	LOADFAILED_TITLE=	UNABLE TO LOAD
	LOADFAILED_GOBACK=	Go Back
	LOADFAILED_IGNORE=	Continue Without Saving

# Tutorial
	TUTORIAL_CLIMB=		GO UP
	TUTORIAL_HOLD=		HOLD
	TUTORIAL_DASH=		FLY
	TUTORIAL_DREAMJUMP=	JUMP
	TUTORIAL_CARRY=		CARRY

# Area Complete
	AREACOMPLETE_NORMAL=				winned
	AREACOMPLETE_NORMAL_FULLCLEAR=		winned good
	AREACOMPLETE_BSIDE=					bwinned
	AREACOMPLETE_CSIDE=					cwinned
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_NORMAL=			winned
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_NORMAL_FULLCLEAR=	winned good
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_BSIDE=			bwinned
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_CSIDE=			cwinned

# Game Paused
	MENU_PAUSE_TITLE=			TIME STOPPED
	MENU_PAUSE_RESUME=			keep going
	MENU_PAUSE_SKIP_CUTSCENE=	ignore the reason you downloaded this mod
	MENU_PAUSE_RETRY=			die
	MENU_PAUSE_ASSIST=			Ass Options
	MENU_PAUSE_VARIANT=			Sillies
	MENU_PAUSE_OPTIONS=			Settings
	MENU_PAUSE_RESTARTAREA=		Restart Life
	MENU_PAUSE_SAVEQUIT=		Save and Quit
	MENU_PAUSE_RETURN=			Return to Map
	MENU_PAUSE_RESTARTDEMO=		Restart Demo
	MENU_RETURN_TITLE=			RETURN TO MAP?
	MENU_RETURN_CONTINUE=		yeah
	MENU_RETURN_CANCEL=			nah
	MENU_RETURN_INFO=			Returning to Map will kill you{n}
								and you will explode
	MENU_RESTART_TITLE=			RESTART LIFE?
	MENU_RESTART_CONTINUE=		yeah
	MENU_RESTART_CANCEL=		nah

# Assist UI
	MENU_ASSIST_TITLE=					ASS MODE
	MENU_ASSIST_SUBTITLE=				Ass
	MENU_ASSIST_GAMESPEED=				Game Speed
	MENU_ASSIST_INVINCIBLE=				Immortality
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES=				Air Dashes
	MENU_ASSIST_DASH_ASSIST=			Big giant arrow
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES_NORMAL=		Default
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES_TWO=			2
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES_INFINITE=	Infinite
	MENU_ASSIST_INFINITE_STAMINA=		Infinite Stamina

# Variant UI
	MENU_VARIANT_TITLE=					SILLIES
	MENU_VARIANT_SUBTITLE=				Sillies
	MENU_VARIANT_MIRROR=				Backwards
	MENU_VARIANT_360DASHING=			Go Anywhere
	MENU_VARIANT_INVISMOTION=			Invisible Motion
	MENU_VARIANT_PLAYASBADELINE=		Warioland 4
	MENU_VARIANT_NOGRABBING=			Butterfingers
	MENU_VARIANT_LOWFRICTION=			I HATE ICE LEVELS
	MENU_VARIANT_SUPERDASHING=			Super Dashing
	MENU_VARIANT_HICCUPS=				Annoying

# Misc UI
	UI_CUTSCENE_SKIP=	Skip
	UI_REMIX_UNLOCKED=	Dying Unlocked
	UI_CANCEL=			Back
	UI_CONFIRM=			Confirm
	UI_QUICK_RESTART_TITLE=Quick Restart: 
	UI_QUICK_RESTART_HOLD=Hold
	UI_QUICK_RESTART_PRESS=Press

# B SIDES
	REMIX_BY=			Banger by
	REMIX_ALBUM=		Beleste

	AREA_1_REMIX=		(Sever the Skyline Mix)
	AREA_2_REMIX=		(Black Moonrise Mix)
	AREA_3_REMIX=		(Good Karma Mix)
	AREA_4_REMIX=		(Golden Feather Mix)
	AREA_5_REMIX=		(Mirror Magic Mix)
	AREA_6_REMIX=		(Center of the Earth Mix)
	AREA_7_REMIX=		(No More Running Mix)
	AREA_9_REMIX=		(Say Goodbye Mix)

# Credits
	CREDITS_THANKYOU=	YOU WASTED YOUR TIME!!!!!!

# Names
	THEO=				{# FF9523}Theo{#}
	THEO_UNDER_STARS=	{# FFFF4C}TheoIsFuckingAwesome{#}
	MIXMASTER_THEO=		{# FF9523}Mix Master Theo{#}
	MOM=				{# 339CC7}Mom{#}
	MROSHIRO=			{# 7BD838}Mr\. Oshiro{#}
	OSHIRO=				{# 7BD838}Oshiro{#}
	ELCREEPO=			{# 7BD838}El Creepo{#}
	MADELINE=			{# F94A4A}Mario{#}
	MS_MADELINE=		{# F94A4A}Ms\. Mario{#}
	RESORT=				{# b864be}Celestial Resort{#}
	THOUGHT=			{# 696a6a}{~}(
	ENDTHOUGHT=			){/~}{#}
	MOUNTAIN=			{# 96EFFF}Mountain{#}
	CELESTE_MOUNTAIN=	{# 96EFFF}Celeste Mountain{#}
	PART_OF_ME=			{# d678db}{~}Part of Me{/~}{#}
	PART_OF_YOU=		{# d678db}{~}Part of You{/~}{#}
	ST_BAD=				{# d678db}{~}
	END_BAD=			{/~}{#}
	GRANNY=				{# 66ea3a}Granny{#}
	PART_OF_HER=		{# 66ea3a}{~}Part of Her{/~}{#}
	PART_OF_GRANNY=		{# 66ea3a}{~}Part of Granny{/~}{#}
	BADELINE=		{# d678db}Wario{#}

# Theo sister name
# if the player name is the same as this one, theo's sister name becomes the ALT_NAME
	THEO_SISTER_NAME=		Alex
	THEO_SISTER_ALT_NAME=	Alex
	ALEX=					{# F94A4A}{savedata TheoSisterName}{#}

# ================================== IN-GAME DIALOG BEGINS HERE! ==================================

# *** Prologue ***

	CH0_INTRO=
		This is it, {+MADELINE}.
		Just fucking do it.
		I'm tired of being a pussy.

	CH0_GRANNY=
		{anchor top}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		'Sup, bitch!

		{trigger 0 Madeline walks forward}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Am I near {+CELESTE_MOUNTAIN}?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Where the fuck else would you be?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Thanks, smartass,

		{trigger 1 Madeline walks to the right of the house, turns left}
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		By the way, you should fix your "driveway". A fucking boulder almost killed me.

		{trigger 2 Granny laughs}

		[GRANNY left laugh]
		Skill issue.

		{trigger 3 Laugh Continues}

		[MADELINE right upset]
		{0.5}...{0.2}

		[MADELINE right angry]
		Go kill yourself.

		{trigger 4 Stop laughing}

		[GRANNY left normal]
		No thanks.

		{silent_trigger 5 Ominous zoom-in}

		[GRANNY left normal]
		By the way,{n}{+CELESTE_MOUNTAIN} is a silly place.

		[GRANNY left creepA]
		You might see things.

		[GRANNY left creepB]
		Man-made horrors beyond comprehension.

		{trigger 6 pan to Maddy}

		[MADELINE right normal]
		ah sweet can't wait

		{trigger 3 resume laughing}

	CH0_END=
		Let's fucking do this.

# *** Chapter 01 ***

	CH1_THEO_A=
		[THEO left normal]
		Ho there, fellow traveller!

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		...what?

		[THEO left thinking]
		Oh, sorry. Forgot people don't talk like that.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		...is that supposed to be funny?

		[THEO left wtf]
		Well, fuck you too.

		{trigger 0 Madeline approaches}
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Anyway, how ya doin?

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Good, until you made that joke.

		[THEO left thinking]
		... 

		[THEO left normal]
		You're kind of a bitch. 

		[THEO left normal]
		Smiling is good for you, y'know?

		[THEO left thinking]
		I heard it can decrease stress.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		There's nothing to smile about in our modern society.
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Can you shut up already?
		The first human I see here is a total asshole.{n}What the fuck.

		[THEO left excited]
		I'm {+ theo} by the way, an adventurer from a {>> 0.3}{~}far off land!{/~}{>>}
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		...{0.2}

		[THEO left thinking]
		You dont have a good sense of humor, do you?

		[MADELINE right angry]
		No, it's just that your jokes {*}suck ass{/*}!

		[THEO left wtf]
		I'm gonna just take that as a poor excuse.

	CH1_THEO_B=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		...sorry for getting angry at you.
		I get angry a lot.
		I'm {+MADELINE}.

		[THEO left wtf]
		It's taking every ounce of my being not to make a joke right now.

		[MADELINE right angry]
		Ok, fuck you.
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		...sorry.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Also, fym by "{>> 0.5}{~}far off land{/~}{>>}"?
		
		[THEO left wtf]
		Seattle.
		Also, I was gonna use a bunch of{n}big words leading up to just "Seattle"{n}but {~}apparently{/~}, SOMEONE doesn't appreciate{n}comedy.

	CH1_THEO_C=
		[THEO left excited]
		This place is wild!
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Why would an entire city be abandoned?
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Probably because it was built by some dumbass{n}who liked to litter spikes everywhere.
		
		[THEO left excited]
		My money's on a government cover-up.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		what the fuck???????

	CH1_THEO_D=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Why are you here?
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		Like, philosophically or-
		
		[MADELINE right angry]
		Why would you think I meant philosophically?
		
		[THEO left wtf]
		Sorry.
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Anyway, to answer your initial question,{n}I kinda have a thing for abandoned places.
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		...like, in a kinky way, or-

		[THEO left wtf]
		You know exactly what I fucking meant. Shut the fuck up.

	CH1_THEO_E=
		[THEO left normal]
		This terrain is pretty tricky,{n}are you turning back soon?
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		Nope. I'm heading for the summit.{n}I aint no pussy.
		
		[THEO left excited]
		I can really see the determination in your eyes!

		[MADELINE right sad]
		No you can't.

		[THEO left wtf]
		...anyways.
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		I don't really care about reaching the top, TBH.

		[THEO left normal]
		I just wanna take some dumbass pictures for my dumbass instagram account.
		I'm {+THEO_UNDER_STARS}, look me up!

		[MADELINE right upset]
		...no.

	CH1_THEO_F=
		[THEO left normal]
		What's that thing you say right before{n}you do something irresponsible?

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		..."I need beer?"

		[THEO left wtf]
		...what?

		[THEO left excited]
		Oh, right...

		{trigger 0 Theo pumps his fist in the air}
		
		[THEO left yolo]
		{big}{~}FUCK IT,{0.5} WE BALL!{/~}{/big}

	MEMORIAL=
		-- CELESTE MOUNTAIN --
		This memorial dedicated to those
		Who fucking died here

	CH1_END=
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Ugh, I'm exhausted.

		{trigger 0 MADELINE sits down to rest. A bird swoops in, lands on her head, and goes to sleep}
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		Oh, hey! Free dinner!

# *** Chapter 02 ***

	CH2_BADELINE_INTRO=
		{anchor top}
		
		[BADELINE left normal]
		{+MADELINE}, stop fucking around.

		{trigger 0 Madeline turns around}
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Who the fuck..?
		
		[BADELINE left normal]
		Oh, I'm simply a witch.

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		And I'm evil.

		{trigger 1 Badeline is revealed}
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Are you... like, a fucked up, sick and twisted version of me?

		[BADELINE left normal]
		I'm {+BADELINE}.

		[MADELINE right angry]
		Oh, FUCK no.
		We are NOT doing this Mario-Wario bullshit.

		[BADELINE left angry]
		Well if you don't like it, you can{n}just go {*}kill yourself{/*}!

		[MADELINE right angry]
		MAYBE I {*}WILL{/*}!

		[BADELINE left upset]
		WOAH, slow down there. I didn't actually mean it.
		I was just expecting you to reply with{n}something like {~}"damn okay"{/~} or even{n}just climbing back down.
		That was my original intention.{n}Just to make you give up.
		I didn't actually want you to kill yourself.
		It was just a joke.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		...are you done yet?

		[BADELINE left normal]
		yeah lol

		{trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}
		
		[BADELINE left scoff]
		You are many things, {+MADELINE},{n}but you are also a {*}pussy{/*}.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Says who?

		{trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}
		
		[BADELINE left normal]
		me
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		...

		[BADELINE left upset]
		...
		
		[BADELINE left scoff]
		anyway nows the part where i chase you with a knife

	CH2_DREAM_PHONECALL=
		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		Who's there?
		
		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		Idk, who tf is u?

		[MADELINE_PHONE left angry]
		Tell me who you are first.

		[MADELINE_PHONE left sad]
		Wait... why were you calling a payphone?
		Are you fucking stupid?

		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		Why not?
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		...whatever. I'm in trouble.
		I'm being chased by... someone.
		I forgot their name.

		[MADELINE_PHONE left sad]
		I don't really understand what's going on,{n}but I know I'm probably gonna die.
		
		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		Womp womp.
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left angry]
		Fuck you mean, "womp womp?!"
		
		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		cope
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left upset]
		...

		{trigger 0 Badeline appears}
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Man, you SUCK at this.

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Also, HOW DID YOU FORGET MY NAME?!
		ITS LITERALLY YOUR NAME WITH A "W" INSTEAD{n}OF AN "M" AT THE START!!

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Well, I wasn't gonna say "I'm being chased by {+BADELINE}."
		
		[BADELINE right yell]
		IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU'RE DREAMING YOU'RE{n}DREAMING WAKE UP WAKE UP

	# if the MADELINE has never met Theo before
	CH2_THEO_INTRO_NEVER_MET=
		[THEO left excited]
		Yo, another person!
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		Other people exist here too?

		[THEO left normal]
		that's what i'm sayinnnnn!
		anyway my names {+theo}

		[MADELINE right normal]
		nice

	# if the MADELINE has met Theo, but never introduced herself
	CH2_THEO_INTRO_NEVER_INTRODUCED=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		oh yeah i should probably tell you my name
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		I'm {+MADELINE}.

		[THEO left thinking]
		...like the plumber?

		[MADELINE right angry]
		Ok, fuck you.
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		...sorry.

	# added to the start of the CH2_THEO_A if the MADELINE has met and introduced themselves to Theo
	# (if NEVER_MET and NEVER_INTRODUCED are skipped)
	CH2_THEO_A_EXT=
		[THEO left excited]
		Hey, {+MADELINE}!{n}You made it!

		{trigger 3 Madeline Approaches}

		{+ CH2_THEO_A}

	# normal conversation once introductions are out of the way
	CH2_THEO_A=
		[THEO left normal]
		Climbing up here was tough,{n}but totally worth it.
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Just look at these ruins!
		I took so many great pics, wanna see?
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		No, not really.

		[THEO left excited]
		{~}Come ooooonnnnn,{/~} pretty please?

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		No, I should probably-

		[THEO left nailedit]
		With a cherry on top?

		[MADELINE right normal]
		oh shit didn't know u were chill like that man sry

		{trigger 0 Maddy walks to Theo}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		{+ theo}, why did you take so many pictures?
		There's gotta be like a hundred here.
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		...does it matter?

		{trigger 1 Theo puts away phone}
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Wanna take a selfie?
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		fuck no.
		
		[THEO left normal]
		{~}Come ooooonnnnn,{/~} pretty please?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		no.

		[THEO left nailedit]
		With a-

		[MADELINE right upset]
		you already used your cherry.
		no more cherry.

		[THEO left wtf]
		...

		[THEO left thinking]
		What if I put some sprinkles on top instead?

		[MADELINE right normal]
		oh shit u got sprinkles too?
		hell yeah

		{trigger 2 Theo takes a selfie with Maddy by surprise}
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		damn i look stupid here

	CH2_THEO_B=
		[THEO left normal]
		Sorry about that.
		I won't post it.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Good. I look horrible in that picture.
		
		[THEO left normal]
		{+MADELINE}, don't be so hard on yourself!
		No one looks good without a filter.

		{trigger 0 Add filter to selfie}

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		I think you just made it look worse.

		[THEO left normal]
		Okay, sorry, I won't post it.

	CH2_THEO_C=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		What made you want to try photography, anyways?

		[THEO left normal]
		My grandpa was really into it.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Apparently he was semi-famous{n}in the photography world.

		[THEO left wtf]
		...
		...now that I think about it, uh...
		...

		[MADELINE right sad]
		...what's wrong?

		[THEO left wtf]
		I don't... think... he said...
		...
		Let's just... move on.

	CH2_THEO_D=
		[THEO left excited]
		So you're determined to climb the entire {+mountain}?
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		Hell fuckin' yeah.
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Neat.

	CH2_THEO_E=
		[THEO left wtf]
		Are you getting any data up here?
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Why would I be?
		
		[THEO left wtf]
		...fair enough.

	CH2_END_PHONECALL=
		[MOM_PHONE right normal]
		Hello?
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left normal]
		Hi {+ mom}!
		
		[MOM_PHONE right normal]
		{+MADELINE}, what a nice surprise!
		How's your-
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left normal]
		Bye {+ mom}!

	CH2_JOURNAL=
		There's a stupid book on the table.
		Don't read it. Just look up the solution.

	CH2_POEM=
		You want that heart?{n}
		Oooh, you want it so bad.{n}
		ooooh yeahh you want it so bad{n}
		well TOO BAD!{n}{n}
		you're a bitch{n}
		and i'm better than you

# *** Chapter 03 ***

	CH3_OSHIRO_FRONT_DESK=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Welcome! May I help you?

		[MADELINE left upset]
		You look like a pedophile.
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Oh, no, I'm not a pedophile.
		Of course you would think that. You fucking woman.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Kill yourself.

		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}Why is she so hostile?{+endthought}
		{+thought}Probably because she's a girl.{+endthought}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		I can hear you, y'know.

		{trigger 0 Camera zooms back out}
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		...
		...excuse me for a second

	CH3_GUESTBOOK=
		It appears to be a very old and dusty guestbook.
		All of the pages are either damaged or missing.
		You can just barely make out a few comments.
		"Get me the fuck out of here."
		"This place is ass."
		"Can't wait to come back. Preferably with a flamethrower."
	
	CH3_OSHIRO_HALLWAY_A=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Hello! Please excuse my other self. He's gone now.
		What is your name, for our records?

		[MADELINE left upset]
		How do I know you're not the same person?

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Great question!
		The other {+OSHIRO} is being carried into the incinerator as we speak.
		If you listen closely, you can hear him begging for mercy.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Now that you mention it, I do hear it.

		[MADELINE left peaceful]
		It's almost calming.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Anyway, my name's {+MADELINE}.

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Please follow me closely, {+MADELINE}.
		The elevator is just down the hall.
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Also, this hotel looks like dogshit.
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		...

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Fucking rude??

	CH3_OSHIRO_HALLWAY_B=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		{+MADELINE}, I really must implore you to keep up.

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		I'm running a world-class establishment here.{n}I don't have time to wait around for-

		[MADELINE left angry]
		oh my god shut UP!!! IM THE ONLY ONE HERE!!!!
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}{+oshiro} you fucking dumbass, the customer is always right!{+endthought}
		{+thought}Business is finally picking up{n}and you lose your freakin' marbles!?{+endthought}
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		Oh... of course {+MADELINE}!
		My sincere apologies, I was a dumbass.

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Please, feel free to go through all the side paths first.

	CH3_MEMO_OPENING=
		An old paper sticks out from amid the clutter...

	CH3_MEMO=
		{big}Attention hotel staff:{/big}{n}{n}
		Fuck all of you.{n}{n}
		You all need to touch grass{n}{n}
		uhhhhh i mean dont mine at night i know your looking art that cave and your freeling kind of brave go to be youll be alright dont mine at night{n}{n}
		-Mr\. Oshiro

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER0=
		[OSHIRO left worried]
		Argh! This clutter is out of control!

		{trigger 1 Oshiro paces to the left}

		[OSHIRO left worried flip]
		How could this have possibly happened!?

		{trigger 2 Oshiro paces back to the right}

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		Has a really vivid flashback to when i threw everything everywhere
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		{+mroshiro}, what the fuck are you talking about?
		
		[OSHIRO left nervous]
		You're right {+MADELINE},{n}I'm a fucking loser.
		
		{trigger 0 Oshiro Collapses}
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		What the fuck?

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER0_B=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		How long have you been running the hotel?

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		Like, a grillion years.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		That's not a number.

		{trigger 0 Oshiro gets back up}

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		Not with that attitude.
		
	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER1=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Wowie! It's freakin' cleane! WOw!
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		can you fix your spelling?

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Can you fix your fucking capitalization?
		
	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER1_B=

		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}She pities you, {+oshiro}.{+endthought}

		[MADELINE left upset]
		its not even pity
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}You're pathetic.{+endthought}

		[MADELINE left upset]
		hell yeah you are

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER2=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		its lookin a fuck ton nicer in here
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		can i leave now tho

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		But {+MS_MADELINE}, you've barely enjoyed the{n}myriad luxuries that our hotel has to offer!

		[MADELINE left upset]
		if luxuries means cleaning everything for{n}you then yeah i have

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		How peculiar.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		i dont think i will ever understand you

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER2_B=
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}It's over, {+oshiro}. She hates you.{+endthought}

		[MADELINE left upset]
		hell yeah i do

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER_ENDING=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		There you are!
		You certainly have a knack for wandering off.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		more like a knack for wanting to progress{n}through the fucking game
		
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		The Celestial Resort Hotel extends its{n}gratitude for your assistance, {+MADELINE}.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		what does that even mean

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		Of course, the staff had the mess under control.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		there is no staff
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}How humiliating.{+endthought}
		
		[OSHIRO left worried]
		You must be eager to see your room!

		[MADELINE right upset]
		i'm eager to leave

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		It's just up the elevator and down the hall.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		if i can jump out the window through there then{n}sure why the fuck not
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}Now's your last chance, {+oshiro}. Don't lose her now.{+endthought}

		[MADELINE right upset]
		there was never any chances

	CH3_THEO_NEVER_MET=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+theo}! Are you a "guest" here too?

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		how the fuck do you know my name

		[MADELINE left normal]
		player skipped dialogue. what a fucking idiot

		{+CH3_THEO_ESCAPING}

	CH3_THEO_NEVER_INTRODUCED=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+theo}! Are you a "guest" here too?

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		Person whose name I know!{n}I am {~}{!}so{/!}{/~} happy to see you right now.
		I'm all about evil bullshit,{n}but this is getting too evil.

		{+CH3_THEO_ESCAPING}

	CH3_THEO_INTRO=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+theo}! Are you a "guest" here too?

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		{+MADELINE}! I am {~}{!}so{/!}{/~} happy to see you right now.
		I'm all about evil bullshit,{n}but this is getting too evil.

		{+CH3_THEO_ESCAPING}

	CH3_THEO_ESCAPING=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Have you talked to the asshole?

		[THEO right wtf]
		He's a creepy old weirdo.
		I bet he's cleaning out a nook{n}to hide our bodies as we speak.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Hell YEAH he is!

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right wtf]
		{+MADELINE}.
		I need you to listen to me.
		I need to say something very important.
		Something so important you're gonna remember it forever.
		Are you ready?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I'm ready.

		[THEO right wtf]
		Are you sure?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Yes, I am.

		[THEO right wtf]
		...

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...

		[THEO right wtf]
		...

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...

		[THEO right wtf]
		Have you heard
		Of the hit game
		{# FF0000}Among Us{#}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Oh, fuck off.

		[THEO right wtf]
		{+MADELINE}, I need to {# FF0000}vent{#}.
		Please, I'm not an {# FF0000}impostor{#}.

		{trigger 1 Theo goes back to prying off the vent cover}

		[THEO right worried]
		When the game started, I was assigned the {# 6bc2ed}engineer{#} role.
		Please dont hit the emergency meeting button.
		Please dont say I vented and therefore I'm the {# FF0000}impostor{#}.
		
		{trigger 2 Theo removes vent cover and it flies off. Theo falls down as it comes off, and gets back up}

		[THEO right worried]
		Please, trust me, {+MADELINE}.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		I hope you die in there.

		{trigger 3 Theo walks to Maddy}
		
		[THEO right serious]
		I need to finish my tasks.
		Take care.

	CH3_THEO_VENTS=
		{anchor bottom}
		[THEO right wtf upsidedown]
		{+MADELINE}.
		I need you to listen to me.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Oh, FUCK no.
		
		[THEO right wtf upsidedown]
		{+MADELINE}.
		I think {# FF0000}Red{#}'s the impostor.
		He's looking kinda sus.
		And I'm pretty sure he just faked download.
		He did that task way too quickly.
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		I still hope you die.

		[THEO right wtf upsidedown]
		{+MADELINE}, seriously.
		{# FF0000}Red{#}'s the impostor. He has to be.
		You need to trust me.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Please, stop talking.
		
		[THEO right thinking upsidedown]
		Yeah, I didn't expect you to listen.

		[THEO right wtf upsidedown]
		See you on the outside, {# 6bc2ed}crewmate{#}.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		DO not {*}EVER{/*} call me that {*}EVER AGAIN{/*}.

	CH3_OSHIRO_BREAKDOWN=
		{anchor top}
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}This is it {+oshiro}, your last chance.{+endthought}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro paces}
		
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}You already fucked it up.{n}Making a guest clean up your mess?{+endthought}
		{+thought}She'll never stay.{+endthought}

		{trigger 1 Oshiro paces}
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}No, she's still here. There's still a chance!{+endthought}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro paces}
		
		[OSHIRO right sidehappy]
		{+thought}The dungeon is the key.{n}It will surely impress her!{+endthought}

		{trigger 2 Oshiro falls to ground, spawns dust creatures}
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}Fuck!! I'm mind-gooping everywhere!!!! That was outlawed in 1924!!!{+endthought}

		{trigger 3 Enter Madeline}

		[MADELINE right angry]
		So THATS why there's red shit everywhere!
		I should've KNOWN it was you!
		
		[OSHIRO left nervous]
		Follow me quickly! We're almost there.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		...wait, this is the funny demodash room.

	CH3_DIARY=
		{anchor bottom}
		It's {+MROSHIRO}'s diary.
		The final entry appears to be decade (singular) old...
		"remember last time i tried to mine at night{n}i failed, so bad"
		Now's a good time to stop reading.

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		Here we are, our award-winning dungeon!

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		Truly, it is the very definition of rustic luxury.

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		I'll stand back and allow you to soak in the majesty.
		I understand it can be a lot to handle.

		{trigger 3 Madeline walks around the room and looks around}
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		So? What do you think?
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		not worth it

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		{*}I knew it would impress you!{/*}

		[MADELINE left upset]
		it literally didn't what the fuck
		anyway im gonna go jump out the window now
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}You dumbass, you're fucking losing her!{+endthought}
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		Oh err, I almost forgot to mention... 
		Valued guests such as yourself stay-
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		shut the fuck up i'm leaving

		{trigger 0 Badeline appears in the mirror}
		
		[OSHIRO right serious]
		Please, {+MS_MADELINE}.
		Please stay.
		I'm so alone. Please.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		no

		{trigger 1 Badeline escapes the mirror}
		
		[BADELINE right normal]
		{+MADELINE}, sweetie, forget this loser.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		I WAS LITERALLY IN THE FUCKING PROCESS OF THAT-
		
		[OSHIRO left serious]
		Loser? {silent_trigger 6}
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		You're in denial, old man. 
		This resort is {*}{!}shit{/!}{/*}{0.3}.

		[BADELINE right yell]
		No one would {*}{!}ever{/!}{/*} want to stay here.
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Someone had to say it.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		I ALREADY-

		{trigger 4 Madeline steps closer to Oshiro}
		
		[OSHIRO right serious]
		I... 

		[OSHIRO right lostcontrol]
		I'm very busy.
		Please leave, {+MADELINE}. {silent_trigger 5 Madeline jumps back}
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		Come on {~}{+MADELINE}{/~}, you-

		[MADELINE left angry]
		THE FUCKING-

		{trigger 2 Badeline blasts a hole in the ceiling}
		
		[BADELINE left normal]
		Where would you be without me?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		?????????????????????

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD0=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}Why would she say my beautiful hotel is shit?{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD1=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}How dare she insult you like that.{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD2=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}What if she's right?{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD3=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}Of course she's right.{n}You couldn't even clean up without her help.{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD4=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right serious]
		{+thought}{+MADELINE} only wanted to help!{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD5=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}But why was she so cruel?{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD6=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}Wait, it's probably because she's a woman.{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_START_CHASE=
		[BADELINE left normal]
		I thought we'd never get rid of him.
		You owe me one. 

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		Add it to the list.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Thank you SO much for saying that.

		{trigger 0 Maddy walks away}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		Literally, all I was doing the WHOLE time,{n}was trying to tell him!
		This place is shit!
		I never wanted to stay!
		It's like he doesn't even hear me!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...
		Wait...
		I think I know what's going on.

		{trigger 1 Maddy turns around}
		
		[MADELINE right angry]
		There was NEVER any replacement in the first place!
		It was only the sexist fuck the WHOLE WAY THROUGH!
		The begging for mercy was merely an ILLUSION!

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		{~}NOW{/~} you're getting it!

		{trigger 2 Oshiro enters}
		
		[OSHIRO left serious]
		{+MADELINE}, before you go...
		I need to ask one question...
		
		[OSHIRO left serious]
		Why would you be so nice to me, only to run away?
		What did I do wrong?

		[MADELINE right angry]
		I WAS NEVER-
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Oh, give it a break. You still don't get it?

		[BADELINE right upset]
		It's because you're SEXIST!
		
		[BADELINE right yell]
		YOU'RE A SEXIST PIECE OF SHIT!
		
		[MADELINE right angry]
		I hate agreeing with her, but she's RIGHT!
		YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!
		
		[BADELINE right yell]
		YOU'RE PATHETIC!

		{trigger 3 Badeline disappears, Oshiro gets angry}

		[OSHIRO left lostcontrol]
		Pathetic!?
		That's it...
		I'M CHARGING UP MY MISOGYNY!

	CH3_OSHIRO_CHASE_END=
		{anchor top}
		[MADELINE right angry]
		WHY WON'T YOU JUST GO AWAY?!

		{trigger 0 Oshiro slams the roof below their feet and it begins shaking}
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		finally the sweet release of death

	CH3_ENDING=
		[OSHIRO left serious]
		...
		I've decided to close this place for repairs.
		The second floor plumbing is leaking...
		...the library is in complete disarray...
		...not to mention the hole in the{n}ceiling of the dungeon.

		{trigger 0 Turn and pause, turn back}

		[OSHIRO left serious]
		Please, just leave me alone.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		please just kill me

# *** Chapter 04 ***

	CH4_GRANNY_1=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Oh great, you again.

		{trigger 3 zoom in}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Well well, it seems you have arrived!
		Did you meet the sexist asshole?

		{trigger 4 maddy turns around}
		
		[MADELINE left upset flip]
		Oh, I met him alright.
		That {*}misogynistic motherfucker{/*}.
		Trying to kill me.
		After I cleaned up a bunch of shit for his ass.

		[MADELINE left angry flip]
		And for the record, I only cleaned that shit{n}because if I didn't, the game wouldn't{n}progress!
		And it's like, the whole time, he didn't even{n}hear a single word I said!
		I kept complaining about the place!
		I kept pointing out how shit it was!
		It took a {*}second person{/*} at the same time{n}for him to hear me!
		And I don't fucking know what a {~}"grillion"{/~} is!
		He's going insane!
		No wonder all the reviews were bad!
		I checked his fuckin diary, and it was just{n}the lyrics to that Minecraft "Don't{n}Mine At Night" song from like 2010!

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		Actually, it was released in 2012!

		[MADELINE left sad flip]
		:nerd:

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		{+oshiro} is a lost soul, dear.
		That place is much more than just a hotel to him.

		[MADELINE left angry flip]
		{*}WHAT DOES HIS HOTEL HAVE TO DO WITH{n}MISOGYNY?!{/*}

		{trigger 5 maddy approaches}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		You know what I think?
		You're both assholes!
		Fuck both of you!

		{trigger 2 Wait a beat}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Y'know, you're not the first person to say that.

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		Unoriginal piece of shit.

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		You think you're so clever, don't you?

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		Just wait until the Fog comes

		{trigger 2 Wait a beat}
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		what the fuck????????????

		[GRANNY right mock]
		The Fog

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Wanna go to hell?{n}I know a shortcut.

		{trigger 6 Maddy walks past granny}
		 
		[MADELINE right upset flip]
		You think I'm giving up?
		I aint no pussy, bitch.
		I'm heading for the summit.
		And you can't stop me.

		[MADELINE right angry flip]
		{+BADELINE} can't stop me, either!
		You know who else can't stop me?!
		{*}GOD HIMSELF!{/*}

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right upset]
		you mean "herself"
		i use she/her

		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		shit mb
		anyway as i was saying

		[MADELINE right angry flip]
		{*}GOD CAN'T STOP ME!{/*}
		{*}GOD ISN'T THE BOSS OF ME! I'M THE FUCKIN BOSS OF ME!{/*}
		{big}{*}I'M THE BOSS, BABY!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		The Boss Baby is a 2017 American computer-animated comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by 20th Century Fox. Loosely based on the 2010 picture book of the same name by Marla Frazee, it was directed by Tom McGrath from a screenplay by Michael McCullers, and stars the
		
		[GRANNY left normal flip]
		Wow, you're fucking stupid.
		You remind me of myself when I was young.
		Except when I was young, I {~}was{/~} the Boss Baby.

		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		voices of Alec Baldwin as the title character, along with Steve Buscemi, Jimmy Kimmel, Lisa Kudrow, Miles Bakshi, and Tobey Maguire. The first installment in The Boss Baby franchise, the plot follows a boy helping his baby brother who is a secret agent in the war for adults' love between babies and puppies.

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}

		[GRANNY left laugh flip]
		Keep that up and you'll die quicker.

	CH4_GRANNY_2=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		You don't get many visitors up here, do you?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		No, I can't say I do.
		I don't mind living alone, though.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Sometimes I think I should live alone, too.
		Just having my own home... alone...
		...

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Home Alone is a 1990 American Christmas comedy film directed by Chris Columbus and written and produced by John Hughes. The first film in the Home Alone franchise, the film stars Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, John Heard, and Catherine O'Hara. Culkin plays Kevin McCallister, a boy who defends his

	CH4_GRANNY_3=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Don't you get lonely in that little cabin?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		I have friends, dear.
		Friends is an American television s-

		[MADELINE left angry]
		HEY! You don't get to do that! It's only funny when {~}I{/~} do that!

		[GRANNY right mock]
		Fuck you too.

	CH4_GONDOLA=
		{anchor top}
		[UNKNOWN]
		{+MADELINE}! Wait up!

		{trigger 0 Enter Theo from above, he falls and lands on the ground face-down}
		
		[THEO left nailedit]
		{%}{*}I   h a v e   b r a i n   d a m a g e   n o w{/*}{/%}

		{trigger 1 Check on Theo}
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		{+theo}! Are you alright?
		
		[THEO left nailedit]
		No, I already said.
		I have permanent brain damage now.

		{trigger 2 Theo gets up}
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Hey, it's one of these thingamabobs! I've always wanted to ride one of these.
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		It looks pretty old. It's probably gonna break down.
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		I don't see any other way to cross this chasm.
		I mean, other than flying.
		But I'm not a bird.
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Whatever. Let's do it!

		{trigger 3 Look at Lever}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		Oh, hey, a lever!

		{trigger 4 Pull Lever}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		Easy every time.

		[THEO right thinking]
		When it comes to these things, I'm the boss, baby!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		The Boss Baby premiered at the Miami International Film Festival on March 12, 2017, and was released in the United States on March 31. The film received mixed reviews from critics upon release, who praised its animation and voice performances but criticized the complicated plot, the pacing, and humor. It grossed

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		[THEO right wtf]
		what the fuck?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Oh, yeah, I forgot you weren't there for that.

		[THEO right wtf]
		There for what?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...
		Nevermind.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Do you think this thing is safe?

		[THEO right normal]
		I'm sure it's fine.

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}
		
		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		The air is so thin up here.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Almost as thin as your mom.

		[THEO right wtf]
		...wait, what?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I called your mom skinny.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'm simply subverting your expectations.

		{trigger 6 Wait for gondola to reach center}
		
		[THEO right excited flip]
		Holy shit is that a fucking boobs?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		WHERE?!

		[THEO right normal flip]
		Gotcha, bitch.

		[MADELINE left angry flip]
		goddamnit

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		[THEO right normal]
		wanna take a selfie?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		yeah sure why the fuck not lmao

		{trigger 7 Seflie, then gondola stalls out and badeline appears}
		{anchor bottom}
		
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		What the shit was that?
		
		[THEO right wtf flip]
		You think I fucking know?

		{trigger 8 Madeline moves left}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Eeyikes! We're in quite the predicament here!

		[THEO right wtf]
		You fucking think?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Therefore I am.

		[THEO right wtf]
		Okay, fuck you. You know what? Just for that...

		{trigger 9 lever snaps off}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		...oh, shit, I didn't mean to actually do that.
		Welp. Guess I'm not the boss, baby.

		{trigger 10 tentacles appear}
		
		[MADELINE left panic]
		It... it g-grossed five hundred... twenty...

		{trigger 11 tentacles grow}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		{+MADELINE}, you cool?

		[MADELINE left panic]
		Yeah... I just...

		{trigger 12 Maddy can't breathe}

		[MADELINE left panic]
		No, I'm not cool.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		im hot as hell

		[MADELINE left panic]
		but also i CANT FUCKING BREATHE WHAT THE FUCK
		
		[THEO right serious]
		You're having a panic attack.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Why would you think it's a good{n}idea to ride this shitty thing?

		[THEO right thinking]
		Come on, don't take this out on me.

		[THEO right serious]
		Stay with me here.
		My grandpa taught me a trick for this.
		And when I say the magic work, the screen{n}will become darker.
		Abracadabra!

		{trigger 13 Play breathing minigame}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		See? Wasn't that fucking awesome?

		{trigger 14 Gondola continues to the end station}

		{anchor top}
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Feeling any better?
		
		[MADELINE right distracted flip]
		I think so. Thanks for helping me calm down.

		{trigger 15 Wait a bit}
		
		[MADELINE right sad flip]
		How did you...
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Oh, I totally thought we were done for.

		[MADELINE right sad flip]
		No, not that...

		[THEO left normal]
		Oh, the whole telekinesis thing?

		[THEO left wtf]
		Do not ever talk about it to anyone.

		{trigger 16 Theo takes out phone}
		
		[THEO left wtf]
		Oh. My. Fucking. God.
		{silent_trigger 17 Maddy faces theo}
		I need to delete this picture as soon as possible. We look fucking awful.

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_1=
		{+MADELINE}! Look! A feather!

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_2=
		See it?

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_3=
		Look at the silly thing.
	
	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_4=	
		By the way, you have telekinesis now.

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_5=
		Go on! Try it on the feather.

# *** Chapter 05 ***

	CH5_ENTRANCE=
		[THEO right excited flip]
		Oh man, look at this place!

		{trigger 1 Theo turns left}

		[THEO right excited]
		Feeling suicidal?

		{trigger 0 Maddy turns right}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Uh, I don't know. 
		I've kinda started to like living.

		{trigger 1 Theo turns right}
		
		[THEO right normal flip]
		Lets take a look... :eyes:

		{trigger 2 Theo leaves}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		I'll bet twenty bucks he dies in there.

	CH5_PHONE=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Hold on...

		{trigger 0 Maddy walks to phone, ducks to pick it up}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		This is {+THEO}'s phone!
		And it doesn't need a password!

		{trigger 1 Maddy stands back up}

		[MADELINE left together]
		Now's my chance!
		I can finally check his search history and camera roll!
		...

		[MADELINE left normal]
		...what the hell? That's adorable!


	CH5_THEO_MIRROR=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+theo}! There you are!
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right excited]
		{+MADELINE}! Hey!
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right wtf]
		...uh, why are you inside a mirror?
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		I'm pretty sure you're the one in the-
		...
		Hold on. {+theo}, I would like to ask you something{n} regarding your camera roll.
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right wtf]
		...oh god.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		You never told me you had a fursona.

		[THEO_MIRROR right serious]
		Uhh....
		Listen, I can expl-

		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+theo}, I'm not mad! This is the cutest thing I've ever seen!
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right thinking]
		...
		You're not mad?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		No, why would I be?
		Your fox oc is so cute!

		[MADELINE left normal flip]
		Hold on, I need to send this to my phone.
		I'm definitely gonna draw this later.
		Let me just open up Discord real quick, and...
		...

		[THEO_MIRROR right worried]
		...

		[MADELINE left normal flip]
		{+theo}, mind explaining the servers that you're in?

		[THEO_MIRROR right wtf]
		SIPHONS ALL THE ENERGY FROM MY MOBILE DEVICE
		I CAST AMNESIA SPELL
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		...what was i talking about again?

		[THEO_MIRROR right thinking]
		Gotta go. Bye.

	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_0=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}Hey!{/*} Where are we?
		{!}What did you do to {+theo}?{/!}
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		You think {~}I'm{/~} doing this?
		That's cute.
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		Sweetheart, this is {# 55d477}Luigi's Mansion{#}.
		
	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_1=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS IS {# 55d477}LUIGI'S MANSION{#}??

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		The {# 55d477}luigi 's mansion{#}!!! for the  {# 645097}gamecube{#}!!

		[BADELINE right normal]
		there's other games too

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		i forget their names tho!
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		WHY AREN'T YOU TAKING ME SERIOUSLY?!

		[BADELINE right normal]
		uhhh ummm uhh the super paper mario!!!! more like super peak mario!!!!!
		/gen

		[MADELINE left angry]
		WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{# d678db}WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WARIOOOOOOOOOO{#}
		WARIOLAND 4
		FOR THE GAMEBOY ADVANCE!!!!!!!!!!

		[MADELINE left angry]
		WHY DOES THAT EVEN MATTER?!

		[BADELINE right yell]
		IM FUCKIN {# d678db}WARIO{#} BITCH

	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_2=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		YOU BEING {# d678db}WARIO{#} HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH {# 55d477}LUIGI'S MANSION{#}!

		[BADELINE right yell]
		YES IT FUCKING DOES
		TEchnically

	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_3=
		[MADELINE left panic]
		Please, just help me get out of here.

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		NO!!!!!!!!!

		[BADELINE right yell]
		I'M the {*}BOSS, BABY!{/*}

		[MADELINE left panic]
		...
		...

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Still think-

		[MADELINE left normal]
		$528 million worldwide against its $125 million budget. The film received Best Animated Feature nominations at the Academy Awards, Annie Awards, and Golden Globes, losing all three awards to Coco. A Netflix television series, The Boss Baby: Back in Business, premiered on April 6,

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Alright, you're clearly insane. Bye.

		{trigger 0 Badeline Leaves}

	CH5_REFLECTION=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		I have no fucking idea what's going on
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		What the fuck did {+BADELINE} mean by like any of that??????

		{trigger 0 Madeline falls to knees}

		{trigger 1 Madeline stops panicking}
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		I'm probably just gonna kill mysel-

		[MADELINE_MIRROR left determinedclosed flip]
		DONT FUCKING GIVE IN
		YOU'RE DUMBASS
		
		[MADELINE_MIRROR left determined flip]
		DONT DO IT
		DONT KILL YOURSELF
		THAT SHIT FUCKIN HURTS??????

		{trigger 2 Madeline gets up}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		oh shit fr??

		[MADELINE_MIRROR left determinedclosed flip]
		YEA????
		AND IT SUCKS!!
		LIKE. A LOT ACTUALLY?????

		[MADELINE right sad]
		oh okay then

	CH5_SEE_THEO=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+theo}!!!!!! what the fuck r u doin!!!!!
		
		[THEO right excited]
		{+MADELINE}! Wow, am I happy to see you.

		{trigger 0 zoom in}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		r u okay?????????
		
		[THEO right serious]
		maybe, i dont know

		{trigger 3 Madeline turns back, zoom out, room gets brighter}

		[THEO right thinking]
		I've been stuck in this... crystal meth thing for ages.

		{trigger 0 zoom in}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...what?

		[THEO right thinking]
		I said I've been stuck in this crystal thing for ages.

		{trigger 3 Madeline turns back, zoom out, room gets brighter}

		[THEO right wtf]
		Do you get the feeling that this place{n}knows you better than you know yourself?

		{trigger 0 zoom in}
		
		[MADELINE left distracted flip]
		i could never

		{trigger 3 Madeline turns back, zoom out, room gets brighter}

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		so like what do you want me to do

		{trigger 0 zoom in}

		[THEO right wtf]
		Try to find a way around, maybe.
		And don't try to demodash, there's an invisible wall in the way.
		Also, I'm not even sure if there's enough space to demodash.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		alright gotcha

		{trigger 3 Madeline turns back, zoom out, room gets brighter}

		[THEO right wtf]
		okay dude what the fuck is going on

		{trigger 0 zoom in}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		i dont know?? thats a great question actually
		
		{trigger 3 Madeline turns back, zoom out, room gets brighter}

		{trigger 0 zoom in}

		{trigger 3 Madeline turns back, zoom out, room gets brighter}

		{trigger 0 zoom in}

		{trigger 3 Madeline turns back, zoom out, room gets brighter}

	CH5_SEE_THEO_B=
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		where do you think i should start?

		[THEO right normal]
		idfk

		[MADELINE left normal]
		oh okay

	CH5_FOUND_THEO=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+theo}! I finally found you.
		
		[THEO right excited]
		I knew you'd make it!

		[THEO right wtf]
		anyway like GET ME OUT OF HERE

		[MADELINE left angry]
		OK, GIVE ME A SECOND!

		{trigger 0 Attempt to break the crystal, but it just falls to the ground}
		
		[THEO right wtf]
		you DUMBASS!
		You thought a fucking dash would break this?????

		[THEO right thinking]
		anyway nows the part where you carry me around

		[MADELINE left normal]
		damn okay

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_LIFT=
		[THEO left thinking]
		holy shit how are you so strong

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_A=
		[THEO left excited]
		you can do this

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_NICE=
		[THEO left thinking]
		where did the door go

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_B=
		[THEO left worried]
		the fuck is that

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_C=
		[THEO left nailedit]
		i lied i knew what that was

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_SWITCH=
		[THEO left thinking]
		im so fucking good

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_DUNK=
		[THEO left nailedit]
		im so fucking awesome

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_REALLY=
		[THEO left thinking]
		bitch you didn't need to do that

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_D=
		[THEO left excited]
		alright go

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_E=
		[THEO left wtf]
		you suck at this

	CH5_BSIDE_THEO_A=
		[THEO left excited]
		time to be awesome

	CH5_BSIDE_THEO_B=
		[THEO left wtf]
		you're so good

	CH5_BSIDE_THEO_C=
		[MADELINE left together]
		gameing time

# *** Chapter 06 ***

	CH6_THEO_INTRO=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		{+theo}, you're awakened!

		[THEO left thinking]
		Am I? Am I really?...

		[THEO left wtf]
		I had a {~}fucked up{/~} nightmare.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Erm, who's gonna tell him!!!

		[THEO left wtf]
		are you fucking telling me that shit was real

		[MADELINE right normal]
		yup!

		[THEO left wtf]
		what the actual fuck

	CH6_THEO_ASK_OUTFOR=
		[THEO left thinking]
		how long was i zonked out for
	CH6_THEO_SAY_OUTFOR=
		[THEO left thinking]
		how long was i zonked out for

		[MADELINE right sad]
		dude like a hundred years

		[THEO left worried]
		WHAT

		[MADELINE right sad]
		no not really dumbass

		[THEO left normal]
		oh thank god

	CH6_THEO_ASK_EXPLAIN=
		[THEO left wtf]
		what the fuck is this place????
	CH6_THEO_SAY_EXPLAIN=
		[THEO left wtf]
		what the fuck is this place????

		[MADELINE right sad]
		its called celeste mountain

		[THEO left normal]
		ohhh right thanks for the reminder

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left wtf]
		but like actually what the fuck is going on

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		no fucking clue

		[MADELINE right sad]
		this bitch named {+BADELINE} escaped from a mirror earlier
		so uh. yea thats fucked up

		[THEO left serious]
		duuuuuude what if the mountain made wario real
		would that be fucked up or what

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		the lore implications are insane

		[MADELINE right normal]
		there is one thing i can thank her for tho
		she lashed out at {+MROSHIRO}
		got me the fuck out of there
		i love you {+BADELINE} <333333

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		everything else though was kinda bullshit

		[MADELINE right sad]
		she kept screaming about luigi's mansion while we were in the temple

		[THEO left wtf]
		...
		she sounds insane

		[MADELINE right upset]		
		you think?????
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		dude wait hodl on hold on
		what if
		{+BADELINE} was a guy from undertale?
		and like
		your SOUL shattered the barrier
			
		[MADELINE right upset]
		...

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		...
		waaaaait
		and ive been seeing hearts scattered around everywhere
		like little trinkets waiting to be picked up

		[THEO left excited]
		exaaaaactly
		you get it
		its like undertale

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		hooly shit we need matpat to get on this

		[THEO left normal]
		trueeeee

	CH6_THEO_ASK_THANKYOU=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		have you heard of yonkagor
	CH6_THEO_SAY_THANKYOU=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		have you heard of yonkagor

		[THEO left excited]
		duude i fucking love yonkagor

		[THEO left thinking]
		whats your favorite song

		[MADELINE right normal]
		i like trash talkin'
		i have the whole lyrics memorized

		[THEO left normal]
		prove it
		whats the 83rd word

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right normal]
		trending

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left worried]
		jesus fucking christ
		it is

	CH6_THEO_ASK_TRUST=
		[MADELINE right normal] 
		how are you so based
	CH6_THEO_SAY_TRUST=
		[MADELINE right normal] 
		how are you so based

		[THEO left normal]
		theres a lot that goes into it
		first, whenever someone tries to argue with me on the internet,
		i dismiss it.
		i'd rather not partake in meaningless banter with someone who i dont even know.

		[MADELINE right normal] 
		holy shit

		[THEO left normal]
		whenever im scrolling on youtube
		and i see one of those videos thats like
		"how to become an alpha male"
		i click "do not recommend channel"

		[MADELINE right normal] 
		wow
		normally i just ignore them
		i didnt think of pressing that button
		who taught you your wise ways

		[THEO left normal]
		my sister
		she's based as hell too
		you'd love her

		[MADELINE right normal] 
		like in a gay way?

		[THEO left excited]
		maybe idk

		[THEO left wtf]
		wait why the fuck was that the first thing that came to your mind

		[MADELINE right normal] 
		im gay

		[THEO left normal]
		checks out

	CH6_THEO_ASK_WHY=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		the fuck you mean "checks out"
	CH6_THEO_SAY_WHY=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		the fuck you mean "checks out"

		[THEO left thinking]
		well

		[THEO left normal]
		you know how all men have a gaydar?

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		ohhhh that makes sense

	CH6_THEO_ASK_DEPRESSION=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		whats your favorite yonkagor song
	CH6_THEO_SAY_DEPRESSION=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		whats your favorite yonkagor song

		[THEO left nailedit]
		it's gotta be circus hop

		[MADELINE right sad]
		i never really got into circus hop

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		i mean, i don't {~}not{/~} like it
		and yonkagor put a lot of effort into the song
		and it paid off, and i respect that

		[MADELINE right sad]
		its just that the lyrics stress me out

		[THEO left thinking]
		you don't like lyrics pertaining to suicide?

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		it's not just that
		it's the fact that the song is so upbeat, too

		[THEO left thinking]
		...i dont know why but it feels like someone's projecting

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right normal]
		thats because its MEEEEE :3

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		who said that

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right normal]
		its meeee :3 the mod creator :33333 i maked the mod :33333 hai :3 im god :3333
		im the projectorrrrrr

		[MADELINE right normal]
		hooolly shit hi god

	CH6_THEO_ASK_DEFENSE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
	CH6_THEO_SAY_DEFENSE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

		[MADELINE right sad]
		dude idfk
		probably like twelve

		[THEO left normal]
		okay but consider this
		does the woodchuck even WANT to chuck wood?
		and what if the woodchuck's name was chuck?
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		where the fuck are you going with this

		[THEO left wtf]
		what im saying is if woodchuck chuck could chuck wood would woodchuck chuck chuck wood

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		what the fuck

	CH6_THEO_ASK_VACATION=
		[THEO left thinking]
		are you evil
	CH6_THEO_SAY_VACATION=
		[THEO left thinking]
		are you evil

		[MADELINE right upset]
		???????

		[THEO left thinking]
		i said
		are you evil

		[MADELINE right upset]
		what kind of question is that????????????

		[THEO left wtf]
		yes or no

		[MADELINE right upset]
		...
		i guess not????

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		i am though

		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		shut the fuck up bitch you're not in this fucking cutscene

		[BADELINE right sigh]
		{.6}[BADELINE right freakC]FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

	CH6_THEO_ASK_FAMILY=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		who's your favortie character in any media
	CH6_THEO_SAY_FAMILY=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		who's your favortie character in any media

		[THEO left normal]
		probably {+THEO} from hit indie precision platformer Celeste developed and released by Maddy Thorson in 2018

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right normal]
		it just sounds like you're a raging narcissist

	CH6_THEO_ASK_GRANDPA=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		meow?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_GRANDPA=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		meow?

		[THEO left wtf]
		no.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		mrrr,p

		[THEO left wtf]
		fuck off

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		...

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right normal]
		am i a good kitty

		[THEO left wtf]
		not you too

	CH6_THEO_ASK_TIPS=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		thoughts on lhugueny?

	CH6_THEO_SAY_TIPS=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		thoughts on lhugueny?

		[THEO left wtf]
		i fuckign hate him

		[MADELINE right normal]
		 
		We cannot be friends.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_TEMPLE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		who do you think built the mansion
	CH6_THEO_SAY_TEMPLE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		who do you think built the mansion

		[MADELINE right sad]
		the what

		[THEO left wtf]
		the luigis mansion
		that we were just in

		[MADELINE right sad]
		luigi duh

		[THEO left wtf]
		i think it was that bitch {+BADELINE}

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SELFIE=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		how 'bout a selfie
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SELFIE=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		fuck it
		lets get a selfie

		[THEO left normal]
		hell yeah

		{trigger 1 selfie sequence}

		[MADELINE right normal]
		holyyy shit i look cute as hell

		[THEO left excited]
		hell yeah you do
		and guess what
		ur getting to the summit tomorrow

		[MADELINE right upset]
		nope there's still the rest of chapter 6

		[MADELINE right normal]
		unless i can find a sequence break

		[THEO left normal]
		do a backwards long jump

		[MADELINE right normal]
		i'll try lmao
		okay go sleep

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SLEEP=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		im fucking honk shoo right now
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SLEEP=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		im fucking honk shoo right now

		[THEO left wtf]
		fuck you

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SLEEP_CONFIRM=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		no fuck you and fuck the mod creator i hate this mod
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SLEEP_CONFIRM=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		no fuck you and fuck the mod creator i hate this mod

		{+CH6_THEO_SAY_SELFIE}

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SLEEP_CANCEL=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		yeah you've convinced me lets keep talking
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SLEEP_CANCEL=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		yeah you've convinced me
		lets keep talking

		[THEO left wtf]
		?????

	CH6_DREAMING=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		yo i thought of a joke

		[BADELINE right normal]
		ok funny guy say it

		[MADELINE left normal]
		okay okay here goes
		what did
		one doctor
		say to the other doctor

		[BADELINE right upset]
		what

		[MADELINE left normal]
		"hey we're both doctors"

		[BADELINE right freakA pop]
		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear}
		{*}KILL YOURSELF!!!{/*}

		[BADELINE right freakB pop]
		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear More}
		{*}KILL YOURSELF!!!{/*}
		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear moooore}
		{*}WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH{/*}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		woahhh looks like we got the overreactorrrr over here

		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear EVEN MORE}
		[BADELINE right freakB pop]
		{*}IM FUCKIN {# d678db}WARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO{#}{/*}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		take a chill pill bro

		[BADELINE right freakC pop]
		{silent_trigger 1 Tentacles grab Madeline}
		{!}{*}WARIOLAND 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{/*}{/!}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		okay you're just saying words

		{trigger 4 start circling the player}
		[BADELINE right freakC_cont]
		{!}{*}FUCK YOU!!!!!!!{/*}{/!}

		[MADELINE left determinedclosed]
		hold on im boutta feather

		[BADELINE right freakBAlt]
		NO FEATHER NO FEATHER

		[BADELINE right freakBAlt]
		DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

		[BADELINE right freakCAlt pop]
		{# d678db}WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO{#}

	CH6_THEO_WATCHOUT=
		[THEO left worried]
		{+MADELINE}, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

	CH6_REFLECT_AFTER=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		damn, I couldn't skip this chapter.
		oh, well, time to continue playing the game.

	CH6_OLDLADY=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		'sup bitch

		[MADELINE left upset]
		fuck off

		{trigger 0 Zoom in}

		[GRANNY right mock]
		finally giving up like the pussy that you are?????
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		no, i'm just on chapter 6.
		your dementia is kicking in.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		no it's not.
		anyway uhh go
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		that's what I was planning on doing.
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		oh ok

		{trigger 6 Maddy turns right}

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		I want to just continue with the game, but I feel like this mod has entirely changed {+BADELINE}'s mindset.
		I feel like she wont listen to me, no matter what I say.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		This {+BADELINE} you're talking about...
		...tell her Garten of Banban is peak.
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		You... what?

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		How would that help?
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Stop wasting both of our time and {~}tell her it.{/~}
		What have you got to lose?

	CH6_OLDLADY_B=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		I don't know how to find her...

		[GRANNY right normal]
		too bad so sad

	CH6_OLDLADY_C=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		How can you stand living here?
		Isn't it hard to deal with this all the time?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		nah its actually kinda easy

		[MADELINE left sad]
		But the {+MOUNTAIN} is so... stupid.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		yeah well too bad so sad

	CH6_BOSS_START=
		[BADELINE right angry flip]
		Looking for me?
		I thought you were done with me.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Nah, bitch.
		We're just on Chapter 6.

		[BADELINE right scoff flip]
		You think you've got it {~}all figured out.{/~}

		[BADELINE right angry flip]
		You think you're {*}funny{/*}.
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Yeah, in hindsight, it wasn't that funny...
		But we need to move past this.

		{trigger 0 Badeline floats, zooms in}

		[BADELINE right yell]
		You expect me to trust you?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		You aren't funny, either.
		...

		[MADELINE left determinedclosed]
		But I bet you don't know that Garten of Banban is peak.
		
		{trigger 1 Maddy steps forward}

		[BADELINE right angry]
		What the FUCK did you just say?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I said, Garten of Banban is peak.

		[MADELINE left together]
		{s 4}Let's buy Garten of Banban {.6}[MADELINE left togetherZoom]together.
		
		[BADELINE right yell]
		Say Garten of Shitshit is peak ONE MORE TIME, and you'll regret it.

	CH6_BOSS_TIRED_A=
		[BADELINE right angry]
		I'm doing you a favor.

	CH6_BOSS_TIRED_B=
		[BADELINE right yell]
		Garten of Banban is DOGSHIT.

	CH6_BOSS_TIRED_C=
		[BADELINE right yell]
		Killing you is doing you a favor!

	CH6_BOSS_MIDDLE=
		[BADELINE right yell]
		GARTEN OF BANBAN SUCKS!
		ITS TIME TO ACCEPT THAT!!

	CH6_BOSS_ENDING=
		[BADELINE right sigh flip]
		Fine.
		You win.

		{silent_trigger 0 Music starts}

		[BADELINE right worried flip]
		Are you gonna stab me now?
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		That's not what I want.
		I need your help to beat the game.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Please. Let's work together.

		[BADELINE right worried flip]
		Work together?

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt flip]
		You're joking, right?

		{trigger 1 Madeline puts hand on Badeline}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I was joking...
		...about Garten of Banban.
		It is dogshit.
		It's probably the worst series to exist.
		I'm not insane.

		{trigger 2 Badeline calms down}

		[BADELINE right worried flip]
		...

	CH6_ENDING=
		[MADELINE left together]
		Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!
		Time to beat the game!
		
		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		FUCK no,.

		[BADELINE right worried]
		Why would we go back up there?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'm in a silly goofy mood

		[BADELINE right normal]
		ohhh shit fr?

		{trigger 0 Old Lady enters right}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		It's good to see you two finally made some game progression.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Hey, thanks for talking some sense into me earlier.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		np bitch

		{portrait none}
		{*}{+MADELINE}!!!{/*}

		{trigger 1 Theo enters left}
		
		[THEO left worried]
		{+MADELINE}! You're not entirely fucked!

		[THEO left wtf]
		I ran down to help, but it looks like you're doing fine.
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		Thanks, {+THEO}.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Honestly, maybe that fuck-up was what I needed.

		[THEO left wtf]
		.,,no???????
		
		{trigger 8 theo stops being tired}
		[THEO left wtf]
		Is this the {+BADELINE} that you were talking about?

		[THEO left excited]
		She looks so stupid!!!!!! and nothing like in the games!!!!

		[BADELINE right yell]
		KILL YOURSELF!

		[MADELINE right normal]
		If her and I work together,{n}I think we can still finish the climb.

		[THEO left excited]
		That's so fucking cool!

		[BADELINE right angry]
		FUCK NO!,

		{trigger 2 Madeline turns to the right}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		You have to be more positive, you know.
		You can't just be an asshole all the time.

		{trigger 7 Theo raises fist}

		[THEO left yolo]
		Yeah! stop being an asshole!
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		nope im gonna keep assholing all the way to the bank or whatever

		[MADELINE left upset]
		yeah but i literally do not care

		{trigger 3 badeline turns right}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		come on {+BADELINE}
		just listen to {+MADELINE}

		[BADELINE right worried flip]
		...

		{trigger 4 badeline turns left}

		[BADELINE right upset]
		fuckjing. FINE.

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left normal]
		can i do somethin too?

		{trigger 6 Madeline turns to the left}

		[MADELINE right normal]
		yeah hold my bag pls

		[THEO left nailedit]
		wahoo im helping

		[MADELINE right determined]
		Fuck it. {.6}[MADELINE right togetherZoom]We ball.

		[MADELINE left togetherZoom]
		Let's-a go.

		[THEO left wtf]
		HEY I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE LIKE THE PLUMBER

# *** Chapter 07 ***

	CH7_HEIGHT_START=No dollas
	CH7_HEIGHT_0={X} Million dollas
 	CH7_HEIGHT_1={X} Million dollas
	CH7_HEIGHT_2={X} Million dollas
	CH7_HEIGHT_3={X} I FUCKING HATE THE WIND
	CH7_HEIGHT_4={X} Million dollas
	CH7_HEIGHT_5={X} Million dollas

	# Mountain Base -> Forsaken City
	CH7_ASCEND_0=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		so like
		what the fuck just happened

		[BADELINE right upset]
		?? nothing happened wdym

		[MADELINE left sad]
		the route was literally entirely different???????????

		[BADELINE right upset]
		its a design choice
		fuckign. Deal with it????

		[MADELINE left normal]
		.mpore like deal with tit

		[BADELINE right upset]
		fuck you die

	# Forsaken City -> Old Site
	CH7_ASCEND_1=

		[BADELINE right upset]
		do u feel ike the dialogue is getting less edffort put into it

		[MADELINE left sad]
		yea??
		its like yhe guy overhauling this just kinda wants to get ti done and over with

		[BADELINE right upset]
		yea htbhat maekjas esensen

	# Old Site -> Celestial Resort
	CH7_ASCEND_2=

		[BADELINE right upset]
		i wanna go back to playing warioland 4

		[MADELINE left sad]
		we can do that
		after getting past this section
		this is the mister fuckbitchguywhatshisnamedoesntmatter section

		[BADELINE right upset]
		jesus fucking christ

	# Celestial Resort -> Cliffside
	CH7_ASCEND_3=
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		I hope {+MROSHIRO} is suffering.

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Good. He treated you like garbage.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Yeah, fuck that guy!
		I'm glad you snapped at him like you did.

		[BADELINE right normal]
		TRUE!!!!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Finally, we can agree on something!
		Kinda refreshing to not argue with you about everything.

		[BADELINE right normal]
		You know what?
		Yeah.
		This is nice.
		We should talk about murdering the asshole more.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		{+MROSHIRO} is a horrible person...

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		THATS WHAT I'M SAYING!!!

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		...I hope he actually gets thrown into the incinerator.
		
	# Cliffside -> Temple
	CH7_ASCEND_4=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		finally, no more wind!

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		fuck yeah!
		
	# Temple -> Summit
	CH7_ASCEND_5=
		[MADELINE left determined]
		This is it, the home stretch.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		WE GONNA DO IT!!!!

		[BADELINE right freakA]
		YEAH!!
		FUCK YEAH!!
		LETS DO THIS!!!!!!
		{# F94A4A}MARIO{#} AND {# d678db}WARIO{#} TILL THE END BAYBEEE

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'm glad the {+MOUNTAIN} brought you out.
		Of the closet.
		
		[BADELINE right normal]
		 

	CH7_ENDING=
		[BADELINE left freakA]
		YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! WE DID IT!

		[MADELINE right surprised flip]
		Wow! It's so beautiful!
		
		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		Look at how far we've come!

		{trigger 1 Madeline sits down}

		[BADELINE left normal]
		Oh, wow, that felt amazing!
		Phew, you really earned it, Stanley, nothing could hold you back - yes, I'm very proud of how far we've come today.
		Just think: only a few minutes ago you believed an Achievement was worth five little clicks.
		Really now, what were you thinking?

		[MADELINE right sad flip]
		...my name isn't stanely.

		[BADELINE left normal]
		...screw this. just say the rest of the boss baby wikipedia page.

		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		Tim Templeton, an imaginative 7-year-old boy, is shocked when a new baby brother arrives. Boss Baby, who wears a suit and tie, behaves normally around the adults, but Tim sees Baby talking and acting like an adult whenever his parents are not looking. One day, Baby holds a staff meeting with other infants, under the guise of a neighborhood play date. Tim attempts to record them, but he is spotted and chased by Baby and his cronies, resulting in the tape being destroyed. Tim is grounded until he learns to get along with Baby. Later, Baby reveals the truth as to why he's in his house and where he comes from. He and Tim suck a special pacifier that allows them to see Baby Corp, where babies come from. Most babies go to families, but those unresponsive to tickling are sent to management, where they are given a special baby formula that allows them to think and behave as adults while remaining young forever. Baby also explains he's on a special mission to discover why the world's love of babies is being threatened lately by love of puppies, and came to the Templeton's as Tim's parents work for Puppy Co. Once his mission is done, he will leave. However, the boys overhear Baby's boss threatening to fire him if he fail. As that would mean Baby would have to stay with the Templeton's and grow up, Tim and Baby agree to work together to prevent this from happening.

		[BADELINE left normal]
		Alright, that's enough.

		[BADELINE left upset]
		I know that we need to go home eventually.
		But like. DAMN this is cool.

		{trigger 2 Badeline moves beside Maddy as camera begins panning right}

		[BADELINE left normal]
		like. LOOK AT that shit

		[MADELINE right sad flip]
		pretty sunset :3

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right sad flip]
		yknow what im realizing after all of this

		[BADELINE left normal]
		what

		[MADELINE right sad flip]
		...i just want to be-
		
		[BADELINE left upset]
		NO

		[MADELINE right together flip]
		I WANT TO BE-

		[BADELINE left yell]
		NO!

		[MADELINE right togetherZoom flip]
		THE BOSS, BABY!

		[BADELINE left yell]
		FUUUUUUUUUCK!

		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		Nah, I'm just kidding
		...
		but now that i actually said it i have to do at least one sentence
		On Take Your Kid to Work Day, the parents take Tim and Baby with them to Puppy Co., where the boys sneak away to investigate.
		Alright, i'm done.
		Let's just enjoy this for a bit.

	CH7_BSIDE_ASCEND=
		[BADELINE left freakA]
		That was FUCKING AWESOME!!

		[MADELINE right surprised]
		I can't believe we did that!

		[BADELINE left freakA]
		IM GOING TO KILL GOD!!!!

		[MADELINE right togetherZoom]
		FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

	CH7_CSIDE_OLDLADY=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		It's hard to believe that it's over, isn't it?

		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		actually its not the end
		there's still core C-side
		and then farewell

		[GRANNY right normal]
		shut the fuck up, okay?

	CH7_CSIDE_OLDLADY_B=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		stop procrastinating dumb fuck

# *** Epilogue ***

	EP_CABIN=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		whats up bitches

		[THEO right excited]
		{+MADELINE}!
		Did you beat the game?
		
		{trigger 0 Badeline emerges}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Hell yeah we did!

		[GRANNY right normal]
		awesome

		[BADELINE left upset]
		I didn't think it would be worth it...

		[BADELINE left normal]
		But it totally was.

		[THEO right thinking]
		did you take a pic?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		yeah

		{trigger 1 Fade out, hear knock on door, fade in and Oshiro enters}

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		Good evening, everyone.

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{*}{big}{!}KILL YOURSELF!!!{/!}{/big}{/*}

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{*}{big}{!}KILL YOURSELF!!!{/!}{/big}{/*}

		[THEO right serious]
		{*}{big}{!}KILL YOURSELF!!!{/!}{/big}{/*}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Oshiro, every single person that exists in this room, including the player, wants you mutilated beyond recognition. You have about 1 minute before the voices win.
		It's time for you to decide if you want to run or if you want to die.

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		I'll take my chances.

		{trigger 2 Oshiro settles in}

		[GRANNY left normal]
		{+MADELINE} here is baking us a pie with all{n}of the strawberries she's been collecting.

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		Oh, that's wonderful, {+MADELINE}.
		Except it's not, because girls can't do anything.

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{*}{big}{!}KILL YOURSELF!!!{/!}{/big}{/*}

		[THEO right normal]
		I haven't had {# F94A4A}strawberry pie{#} since I was like 2 years old.

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Don't get your hopes up, she's not much of a baker.

		{trigger 3 Maddy Turns}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		You are a shit

		[BADELINE right worried]
		oh fuck you're right

		{trigger 3 Maddy Turns}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		I can't promise it'll live up to the hype, {+THEO}.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		But I tried my best.

	EP_PIE_START=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		So?
		How's it taste?

	EP_PIE_DISAPPOINTED=
		[THEO left wtf]
		this...
		...sucks ass

		[GRANNY left normal]
		Strawberry pies are supposed to{n}have strawberries in them, asshole.

		[BADELINE right yell]
		THE FUCK IS THIS?!

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		Is this some kind of joke, {+MS_MADELINE}?

		[MADELINE right normal]
		No. I didn't want to waste any time, so this isn't a joke.
		The only joke here is you.

		[BADELINE left upset]
		It's been a minute now, right?

		[BADELINE left freakA]
		LEMME AT HIM!!!

	EP_PIE_GROSSED_OUT=
		[THEO left wtf]
		{+MADELINE}, I super appreciate you baking for us...
		But I don't think this is exactly {~}edible{/~}.

		[GRANNY left normal]
		It's the thought that counts, or something.
		But fr, lets never let {+MADELINE} cook ever again.

		[BADELINE left angry]
		Dude, idk what you guys are talkin about.
		I'm on my third slice.

		[BADELINE left upset]
		Also, it's been a minute now, right?

		[BADELINE left freakA]
		LEMME AT HIM!!!

	EP_PIE_OKAY=
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		The important thing is-

		[BADELINE left angry]
		Who invited this asshole?

		[THEO left thinking]
		dude this shit's so good i could die

		[GRANNY left normal]
		dude this shit's so bad i could die

		[THEO left wtf]
		fuck you

		[BADELINE left upset]
		It's been a minute now, right?

		[BADELINE left freakA]
		LEMME AT HIM!!!

	EP_PIE_REALLY_GOOD=
		[GRANNY left normal]
		I'm impressed!
		This gives my baking a run for its money.

		[BADELINE left normal]
		insanre

		[THEO left excited]
		Holy FUCK!!!

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		{+MS_MADELINE}, are you available to-

		[BADELINE left yell]
		SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Can I take a slice home for my sister??
		She'll literally die when she tastes this.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Is she a peasant from the 1400s?

		[THEO left normal]
		yea

		[BADELINE left upset]
		It's been a minute now, right?

		[BADELINE left freakA]
		LEMME AT HIM!!!
		
	EP_PIE_AMAZING=
		[THEO left wtf]
		{+MADELINE}.
		i think i jsut had an organism
		or whatever the word is

		[MADELINE right sad]
		r u fr?????????

		[GRANNY left normal]
		boys dont do that
		what

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		It's truly-

		[BADELINE left yell]
		SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		Also, can I take partial credit for this?

		[MADELINE right normal]
		no fuck you

		[BADELINE left upset]
		anyway it's been a minute now, right?

		[BADELINE left freakA]
		LEMME AT HIM!!!
		
# *** Appendix ***

	APP_INTRO=
		100 years later

	APP_OLDLADY_A=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		hey kid
		its me

		{trigger 0}

		[GRANNY right normal flip]
		heres the uhhh the undertale
		
		{silent_trigger 1}
		
		come here
	APP_OLDLADY_B=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		What is this place?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		uhhhhh the middle of the fuckin uhhh the thing
		you wanted to come back??? here you go!!!

		{trigger 0 start laughing}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		now go and try not to die

		{trigger 1 stop laughing}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		oh also your dashes dont reset on the ground

	APP_OLDLADY_C=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		where {+BADELINE}?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		idfk

		[GRANNY right normal]
		aw shit you fused together

		[MADELINE left sad]
		aw hell nah

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		I still wish I could talk to her though.

	APP_OLDLADY_D=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		do ya still talk to thneedo

		[MADELINE left normal]
		ye

		[GRANNY right normal]
		nice
		whats he doin

		[MADELINE left normal]
		he's at disneyworld

		[GRANNY right normal]
		man that fucking sucks

	APP_OLDLADY_E=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		it's been a while. how ya doin?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		i'm fucking old

		{trigger 0 start laughing}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		so fucking old

		{trigger 1 end laughing}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		i just keep getting older

		[GRANNY right mock]
		im not ready to die tho
		im better than that
		im better than god

		[MADELINE left normal]
		sick

	APP_OLDLADY_LOCKED=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		bitch that door aint openin

		[GRANNY right normal]
		thats the barrier
		from undertale
		all the googlies are under there
		wanna free them? get more crystal meth

		[MADELINE left sad]
		crystal what?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		you thought you heard me wrong?
		nah bitch im talkin 'bout crystal meth. the shit from breaking bad.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		how do i obtain crystal meth?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		either stall in the shitposting channel until someone posts the recipe
		or look around the mountain

	APP_ENDING=
		hoooooly fuck
		is this the sans????
		i think i see him.....
		nope im just going insane
		what the actual fuck is going on

	CH9_GRAVESTONE=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		am i seeing this?
		fr?
		ong?

		{silent_trigger 0 Step Forward}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		yo {+BADELINE} come over here

		{trigger 1 Badeline Appears}

		[BADELINE left angry]
		what do you WANT
		im playing {# d678db}warioland 4{#}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		this bitch dead as hell

		[BADELINE left normal]
		wait, fr?

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		didn't she say that she's better than god?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		yeah she did

		{trigger 2 Sit Down}

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		boo hoo im so sad
		im so sad she died

		[MADELINE left normal]
		jk bitch

		[MADELINE left angry]
		you aint better than god bitch
		only one person can be better than god

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		two people, actually

		[BADELINE left freakA]
		{# F94A4A}MARIO{#} AND {# d678db}WARIO{#} TILL THE END BABY

		[MADELINE left together]
		HELL YEAH
		NOTHIN CAN STOP US

		[MADELINE left normal]
		anyway uhh what now

		[BADELINE left normal]
		lets just wait for something to do

	CH9_FLYING_TO_THE_MOON=
		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		{+MADELINE} where the FUCK are we goin

		[MADELINE left normal]
		you said to wait until we have somethin to do
		so we gotta chase that bird down
    
		[BADELINE right angry]
		ok but
		is following a bird really that interesting

		[MADELINE left together]
		i prefer to think of it as {# ffd096}{~}grabbing dinner{/~}{#}

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		oh so {~}thats{/~} whats goin on
		i see

		[BADELINE right freakA]
		WE'RE HAVING ROASTED BIRD FOR DINNER!

	CH9_LANDING=
		[BADELINE left worried]
		oh shit
		we're in space now

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		[BADELINE left worried]
		you know {+MADELINE} we dont have to go to space
		like for dinner
		we can just go to like wendys or something
		i'll pay for the food too

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{*}NO{/*}
		we are {*}NOT{/*} going to wendys
		i {*}JUST{/*} played their mario maker 2 levels
		and they all {*}SUCK{/*}
		also im {*}NOT{/*} falling for their corporate shenanigans

		[BADELINE left worried]
		...

		[BADELINE left upset]
		wait, wendys made mario maker levels?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		yeah they did

		[MADELINE right upset]
		and they are all terrible

		[BADELINE left upset]
		...
		well i'm not chasing a bird in space for dinner

		[BADELINE left normal]
		i'm gonna go to like
		idk
		{# 007A53}7-11{#}
		maybe get a slurpee

		[BADELINE left upset]
		wait it's not july 11th
		fuck i can't get a free slurpee.
		...
		
		[BADELINE left normal]
		i'm going to {# ee3338}denny's{#}
		you can come if you want

		[MADELINE right angry]
		this bird sat on my head in chapter 1
		and i'm not gonna let it get away
		i'm gonna eat it
		and it's gonna be tasty
		it's gonna be yummy yummy in my tummy

		[BADELINE left upset]
		...

		[BADELINE left normal]
		well suit yourself

		{trigger 1 Badeline Vanishes}

		[MADELINE left determined]
		welp
		i hope i dont regret this

	CH9_FAKE_HEART=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		wait hold on
		this shit white as fuck
		and i dont mean that in a racist way
		...
		hold on

		[MADELINE_PHONE left sad]
		...

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right angry]
		holy shit what the fuck do you WANT

		[MADELINE_PHONE left sad]
		yeah uh can this cutscene be reset or something

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right upset]
		nope
		its too late
		you fucked yourself

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right normal]
		not my problem

		[MADELINE_PHONE left sad]
		...
		damn they hung up

		[MADELINE left sad]
		welp guess i dug my own grave

	CH9_KEEP_GOING=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		anyway uhh

		{trigger 0 Step Forward}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		im not giving up on that dinner

	CH9_MISS_THE_BIRD=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		HEY!
		DONT THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SITTING ON MY HEAD
		IM GONNA EAT YOU
		AND ITS GONNA BE DELICIOUS

		{trigger 0 stand up, face left }

		{trigger 2 take a step right}

		{trigger 3 black hole flickers }

		{trigger 4 black hole flickers more, tiles to crack into the sci-fi one}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		oh shit this is some matrix bullshit
		maybe i should just go back
		...
		...

		[MADELINE left determined]
		no.
		i'm not turning back.

		[MADELINE left together]
		i've made it this far.
		it's too late now.

		[MADELINE left togetherZoom]
		time to finish what i started.

	CH9_HELPING_HAND=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		hey asshole, you've finally returned
		help me get my dinner now
		
		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		dude
		the bird's probably not even gonna taste that good

		[BADELINE right concerned]
		aren't you like starving by now?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		yeah, i am starving, but eating that bird is gonna be so good.
    
		{trigger 0 Madeline faces away}

		[BADELINE right upset]
		look
		i wanna be on your side here
		but it's not too late
		we can go back to {# ee3338}denny's{#}
		i'll buy you the food
		and it's gonna be yummy

		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		i'll buy you anything if it means you'll stop this
		you want an oreo milkshake? sure
		you want everything on the menu? gotcha.

		[BADELINE right yell]
		just STOP chasing the FUCKING BIRD

		[MADELINE left sadder flip]
		but then how am i going to feel the satisfaction of {*}revenge{/*}
		
		[BADELINE right yell]
		THAT BITCH APPEARS EVERYWHERE
		WE CAN CHASE IT ANOTHER TIME
		LIKE WHEN WE'RE NOT IN SPACE??????
		IT'S A MIRACLE YOU'RE EVEN ABLE TO BREATHE UP HERE

		{trigger 1 Madeline faces towards badeline}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		IM NOT GONNA BE CONTROLLED BY SOME PURPLE BITCH NAMED {# d678db}WARIO{#}
		IM NOT GONNA BE CONTROLLED BY ANYONE
		NOT EVEN GOD
		GOD CANT CONTROL ME

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right angry]
		YEAH I CAN BITCH
		TAKE 2 STEPS TOWARDS {# d678db}WARIO{#} RIGHT NOW

		[MADELINE left angry]
		NO
		YOU CANT MAKE ME

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right angry]
		YOU WANNA TEST THAT?
		trigger 2 Madeline steps towards badeline

		{trigger 2 Madeline steps towards badeline}

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		WHAT THE FUCK?!

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right sad]
		trigger 0 Madeline faces away

		{trigger 0 Madeline faces away}

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right normal]
		trigger 2 Madeline steps towards badeline

		{trigger 2 Madeline steps towards badeline}

		[MADELINE left upset]
		alright fucker you got me

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right angry]
		yeah dont test me again bitch
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		man you're an idiot
		don't test god like that
		anyway bye bitch
		im gonna go play warioland 4
		
	CH9_CATCH_THE_BIRD=
		[MADELINE left together]
		FINALLY
		MY DINNER
		TIME TO EAT

		{trigger 0 bird looks hurt}

		[MADELINE left together]
		YEAH LAY DOWN AND DIE

		{trigger 1 bird squaks}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		dont you fucking dare..
		
		{trigger 2 approach bird, it moves away}
		
		{trigger 3 bird flys out of the camera}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}{big}{!}KILL YOURSELF!!!{/!}{/big}{/*}
		
		{trigger 4 badeline appears}
    
		[BADELINE right yell]
		{# F94A4A}MARIO{#}, THIS IS {*}FUCKING POINTLESS!{/*}
		WE WOULD'VE BEEN HAPPIER IF YOU HAD JUST FUCKING WENT TO DENNYS WITH ME
		BUT {~}NOOOOO{/~} YOU DECIDED YOU WANTED TO BE A {*}BITCH{/*}
		FUCK YOU
		I HOPE YOU DIE
		AND THEN I DIE
		AND THEN WE'RE BOTH DEAD
		AND WE CAN PROVE THAT {*}NEITHER OF US{/*} ARE BETTER THAN GOD
		WE WERE NEVER BETTER THAN GOD
		AND WE'LL NEVER BE BETTER THAN GOD

		[MADELINE left angry]
		SHUT THE FUCK UP!
		WHEN DID I SAY EITHER OF US WAS BETTER THAN GOD

		[BADELINE right freakC]
		LITERALLY{0.2} AT THE FUCKING{0.2} GRAVESTONE CUTSCENE
		AND BACK AT CHAPTER 4
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		YOU ALSO SAID YOU WERE BETTER THAN GOD

		{trigger 6 Madeline sits}

		[BADELINE right yell]
		AND I REALIZE IVE MADE A MISTAKE
		WE'LL NEVER BE REMOTELY CLOSE TO GOD
		WE'RE GOING TO {*}HELL{/*}

		{trigger 5 Wait a beat}

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right angry]
		{*}HOLY{0.5} FUCK{/*}
		{*}CAN YOU GUYS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP{/*}
		{*}WHILE YOU WERE BOTH BEING ASSHOLES I WAS CONSIDERING JUST KILLING BOTH OF YOU{/*}
		{*}STOP BEING ASSHOLES TO EACH OTHER{/*}
		{*}AND FUCKING GET ON WITH THE FUCKING{0.2} GAME{/*}

		{trigger 8 stand up}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		FUCK YOU GOD

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right upset]
		...
		i cast amnesia spell
    
		[BADELINE right upset]
		What were we yelling about?
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		no fucking idea

		[BADELINE right upset]
		also why are we even here in the first place

		[MADELINE left sad]
		idk
		
		{trigger 9 shift camera over to the bird}
		
		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		wanna eat that bird
		
		[BADELINE left scoff]
		fuck it, why not

	CH9_LAST_ROOM=
		[BADELINE right normal]
		alright, it's almost bird time

		[MADELINE left together]
		let's do this,{.6}[MADELINE left togetherZoom] for revenge

	CH9_LAST_ROOM_ALT=
		[BADELINE right concerned]
		yo {+MADELINE}
		u good?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		nah

		[BADELINE right upset]
		man, we can do this

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		this is nothin

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		yeah but
		it feels impossible
		i can't do this
		lets just go home

		[BADELINE right upset]
		...

		[BADELINE right normal]
		nah bitch
		remember what you said that one time?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		wdym "that one time?"

		[BADELINE right normal]
		when you said
		{~}"i aint a pussy"{/~}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...

		[MADELINE left normal]
		...you're right

		[MADELINE left together]
		i aint a pussy.

		[MADELINE left togetherZoom]
		let's-a go

	CH9_LAST_BOOST=
		[BADELINE right upset]
		it's kinda sad we never got to eat that bird

		[MADELINE left sad]
		yeah

		[BADELINE right worried]
		...

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		...

		[BADELINE right worried]
		...

		[BADELINE right normal]
		wanna try again another time?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...another time. yeah.

		[BADELINE right normal]
		see you around.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		you too.

	CH9_FAREWELL=
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		{+GRANNY}?!

		[GRANNY right normal]
		hey              kid
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		wait...
		am i in heaven?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		yeah

		[MADELINE left sad]
		so...
		were you better than god?

		{silent_trigger 0 laugh}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		fuck yeah
		im gonna find a way back down to earth
		and im gonna prove
		that god cant control me

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right angry]
		I HEARD THAT, ASSHOLE

		{silent_trigger 1 stop laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right mock]
		YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right angry]
		THATS IT
		IM SENDING YOU TO FUCKING PURGATORY
		
		[GRANNY right mock]
		AIGHT BET

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right angry]
		trigger 3 granny fades away

		{trigger 3 granny fades away}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		god i would just like to say i am not better than you and every time i have said i was better than you i was lying please dont send me to purgatory

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right normal]
		bitch you [MADELINE_MIRROR right angry]DONT NEED TO APOLOGIZE
		
		[MADELINE_MIRROR right angry]
		I CANT KILL YOU EVEN IF I TRIED
		YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		oh yeah
		...
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		can i go back now

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right sad]
		sure why the fuck not

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right normal]
		silent_trigger 4 fade to white

		{silent_trigger 4 fade to white}

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right normal]
		see ya

	CH9_END_CINEMATIC=
		{anchor bottom}

		[WEBCAM_THEO right excited]
		yo bitchass!

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		how ya doin

		[MADELINE left sad]
		good good
		but also im starving

		[WEBCAM_THEO right wtf]
		damn
		wanna share information we found instead of eating?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		sure
		you go first
		
		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		alright so
		mr so shitty or whatever his name was

		[MADELINE left normal]
		i think it was like mr misogyny or something

		[WEBCAM_THEO right thinking]
		whatever

		[WEBCAM_THEO right excited]
		anyway he's been sentenced to 18 trillion years in prison
		and his hotel's been destroyed

		[MADELINE left together]
		FUCK YEAH!

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		also uh there's been some patch notes
		for life

		[WEBCAM_THEO right excited]
		they made the wind 20% more helpful

		[MADELINE left together]
		WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

		[WEBCAM_THEO right thinking]
		also you said my jokes sucked
		back in chapter 1
		so i started working on them
		wanna hear one

		[MADELINE left normal]
		sure

		[MADELINE left sad]
		but if the joke sucks i'm suing you

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		ok so
		why can't you hear dinosaurs go to the bathroom?
		trust me trust me this is good

		[MADELINE left upset]
		{# 696a6a}{~}(i've literally heard this joke before){/~}{#}
		i don't know,,, hwy
		
		[WEBCAM_THEO right wtf]
		because they're all fucking dead

		[MADELINE left sad]
		oh thank god
		i thought it was gonna be the fucking
		"the p is silent haha pterodyctal"
		or however you spell it
		classic bait and switch tho
		i like it
		not the best but its better than your first joke

		[WEBCAM_THEO right thinking]
		nice

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		anyway, do you got any status updates?
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		yeah so

		[MADELINE left normal]
		i just finished chasing a bird in space
		trying to eat it
		because it sat on my head in chapter 1

		[WEBCAM_THEO right wtf]
		bit weird but ok

		[MADELINE left normal]
		also {+GRANNY} said she was better than god too many times
		and god sent her to purgatory

		[WEBCAM_THEO right wtf]
		i'm not sure if that's true
		sounds fake
		ngl

		[MADELINE_MIRROR right sad]
		{+theo},
		its real

		[WEBCAM_THEO right wtf]
		oh shit

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		also speaking of {+GRANNY}
		check this shit out
		hold on lemme send a pic in dms

		[MADELINE left sad]
		it isn't porn is it?

		[WEBCAM_THEO right wtf]
		no that would probably get me banned

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		anyway look at this
     
 		{trigger 0 Shows the photo of Theo's grandpa with Granny at Celeste Mountain.}
 		
 		[MADELINE left sad]
		is that your dad with {+GRANNY}

		[WEBCAM_THEO right thinking]
		yeah
		they kinda be like us ngl
		also they have something in common now
		
 		[MADELINE left normal]
		what is it

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		they both dead as hell

 		[MADELINE left normal]
		nice

# Crystal Hearts

	POEM_FC=	dumbass machinations
	POEM_FCR=	city skylines

	POEM_OS=	google
	POEM_OSR=	wall jump

	POEM_CR=	this one kinda sucks
	POEM_CRR=	oshiro

	POEM_CS=	holy shit it just like mario
	POEM_CSR=	i fucking hate the wind so goddamn much

	POEM_T=		this one sucks ass
	POEM_TR=	i like this b-side song

	POEM_TF=	google 2 electric boogaloo
	POEM_TFR=	power drill

	POEM_TS=	crystals
	POEM_TSR=	owie ouch my fingers

	POEM_MC=	the middle
	POEM_MCR=	bye-bye there

	POEM_FW=	its the  thing frm celeste dude i dont know i've been overhauling this mod for like the past hour
	
# Wavedash Tutorial
	
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_MYPC=			My PC
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_POWERPOINT=	wavedash.ppt
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_RECYCLEBIN=	Recycle Bin
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_STARTBUTTON=	Start

	WAVEDASH_PAGE1_TITLE=			Wavebitching and You
	WAVEDASH_PAGE1_SUBTITLE=		A practical solution for catching penguins specifically because fuck you

	WAVEDASH_PAGE2_TITLE=			Can't|Catch|These|Hands?
	WAVEDASH_PAGE2_LIST=
		-Fact: This guide won't help.{n}
		-Birds are fast.{n}
		-Also, they can fly{n}
		-And {+BADELINE} won't help{n}
		-(too busy playing Warioland 4 for the Gameboy Advance)

	WAVEDASH_PAGE2_IMPOSSIBLE=		SKILL ISSUE??
	
	WAVEDASH_PAGE3_TITLE=			Introducing... Wavedashing!!
	WAVEDASH_PAGE3_INFO=			With Wavedashing, you can win
	WAVEDASH_PAGE3_EASY=			It's so fucking easy

	WAVEDASH_PAGE4_TITLE=			How It's Done
	WAVEDASH_PAGE4_LIST=
		-Jump{n}
		-{n}
		-{n}
		-{n}
		-{~}You did it!{/~}{n}
	
	WAVEDASH_PAGE5_TITLE=			Skill issue?
	WAVEDASH_PAGE5_INFO1=			{#ff0000}You suck at this.
	WAVEDASH_PAGE5_INFO2=			{#ff0000}Go die.

	WAVEDASH_PAGE6_TITLE=			You're on your own, kid!