D1A8_D1A8= D1A8

D1A8_D1A8_8A_spicy= D1A8


poem_D1A8_D1A8_8A_spicy_A= Thanks for playing :3


ice_wall=
(Niko speaking: Please do NOT skip this cutscene, it has jokes and the tutorial on how to do the tech you don't know that appears right in this room. If you skip it I WILL milk you)
[MADELINE left surprised]
OH NOES
THE WALL IS HERE
I CAN'T MOVE FORWARDS
WHATEVER SHALL I DO
[THEO right normal]
madeline
do not worry
as I am here to assist you in every way of the way of the way of the-
[MADELINE left normal]
shut up and help me Theo
[THEO right normal]
madeline please shut the hell up and let me help you
[MADELINE left normal]
Shut up you toe-eyed cabbage
quit Celeste
idiot
even the player knows what to do
[THEO right normal]
but I also do
[MADELINE left angry]
NO YOU DON'T
SHUT UP I HATE YOU
ALL YOU DO IS MILK SOTO FOR CATBOY MILK AND THATS IT
I HATE YOU SO MUCH IDK WHAT I WOULD DO TO GET RID OF YOU FOREVER AND EVER
[THEO right normal]
please don't talk about milking Soto
[MADELINE left angry]
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
YOU TOOK IT OUT OF CONTEXT
IDIOT CABBAGE BASTARD
[THEO right normal]
Excuse me but I think Soto needs help
[MADELINE left normal]
nah that moron can go f**k himself :3
[THEO right normal]
That's not nice
[MADELINE left normal]
I don't care
Soto if you're listening, do a backflip IRL right now or you're a dick
[THEO right normal]
Soto btw click this invite: https://discord.gg/G3AnscBs5R
anyways madeline should we explain this
[MADELINE left normal]
who's madeline
[THEO right normal]
are you f**ked in the head or what
you're madeline
[MADELINE left normal]
no I'm not
I'm an eevee
[BADELINE right normal]
no you're not
f**k you
[THEO right normal]
yeah madeline f**k you
[MADELINE left angry]
you guys all suck
just tell me what I need to do
[THEO right normal]
alright
so here is what you do:
a box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer (3 times fast)
[MADELINE left normal]
a xob of xbudiscit, a oxb of ximed bixuts, and a bixuit miscer
a xob of xbudiscit, a oxb of ximed bixuts, and a bixuit miscer
a xob of xbudiscit, a oxb of ximed bixuts, and a bixuit miscer
I am still not over the wall
[THEO right normal]
does it look like I care
idiot
[MADELINE left normal]
you suck
[THEO right normal]
Fine here's a tutorial
so you walk up to the wall until there is 1-2 pixels separating you from the wall
then you hold climb
then press jump occasionally
?????????????
profit
[MADELINE left normal]
what is the ??????????
[THEO right normal]
I like the taste of catboy meat~
[MADELINE left normal]
ok
[BADELINE right normal]
brb gonna rob a bank


demo=
[MADELINE left normal]
demo :3

2k3jumpscare=
[MADELINE left normal]
to avoid this textbox, you need to go f**k yourself
[THEO right normal]
shut up maid line
I'm here to explain this because she won't
so basically this textbox is RIGHT off the edge of the platform
To avoid it, dash down on the edge of the platform and grab
Then go to the bumper
got it?
[MADELINE left normal]
Who are you talking to
idiot
[THEO right normal]
Doesn't matter
move on, and do what I said NOW


templatetrolldialogue=
[MADELINE left normal]
get rekt loser

congrats1=
[MADELINE left normal]
hey uhh
congrats on passing that last textbox
I know that I shouldn't know you exist but I do but I don't but forget it
anyways yeah congrats on doing that idiot
[THEO right normal]
hey I think you just sent the player to purgatory again by talking with your stupid mouth
[MADELINE left normal]
who's the player
this isn't a game
go seek help from a professional
[THEO right normal]
shut up and apologize
[MADELINE left normal]
no :3


gointobadeline=
[MADELINE left normal]
Did you know that catboys are a very cute and kind species, you wanna befriend them and never hurt them
same with catgirls :3

retrynow1=
[MADELINE left normal]
you can retry now :3

