goose_multiverseBIRTHDAY_birthday= ABuffZucchini : Into The Multiverse
goose_multiverseBIRTHDAY_birthday_postcard= warning. there will be a lot of jokes you probably will not get (unless youre zucchini). live and laugh, folks!
goose_multiverseBIRTHDAY= ABuffZucchini Birthday Bonanza
poem_goose_multiverseBIRTHDAY_birthday_A= abuffzucchini

goose_zucchiniBirthday_maps=
Waterlogged Sun
By Donk and ABuffZucchini
Above The Refill Resort
By Ethanol and ABuffZucchini
The Big Delusion
By Scraggly1 and ABuffZucchini
The Torrential Room : The Map
By Nyan and ABuffZucchini


goose_zucchiniBirthday_mapsalt=
The Ultimate BossSauce & AbuffZucchini Various Hits Heartside

goose_zucchiniBirthday_start1=
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finally... i have now finished my map for Heavenly Contest 2023
i can finally go home and rest... oh wait!
i would release it as a standalone.. but i have a map releasing today
and i wouldn't want to overshadow the zucchini map!
it is a fusion between unsaved changes and tardigrade temple ,both from maps from the mid way contest..
it is also a collab with celeste mapper goose
time to...  The Walk Home 

goose_zucchiniBirthday_start2=
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finally! im home

goose_zucchiniBirthday_voiceCall=
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hiiiiii
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hiiiiii
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why hello a buff zucchini
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why hello goose
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it is time to release the map?
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agreed.
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{0.5}.
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{0.5}.
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{0.5}
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{0.5}

goose_zucchiniBirthday_welcoming=
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WELL HEY {0.5}        EVERY
IF IT ISNT \[{~}A Bowl of Zucchini!{/~}\]    !
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????
GISH????
(goose is spamton how???)
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WHY   {0.5}  {0.5}   YES{0.5}{>> 5}  NO {>>}
I AM {~}SPAMTON G. OOSE{/~}
YOUR NUMBER 1   \[{~}SJ Releasing on its deadline!{/~}\] MAPPER
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??????
wtf am i doing here
can you like send me back home i have a map to release cmon
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NO 
YOU HAVE \[{~}done what a lot of new mapmakers have done{/~}\] AND DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE
( YOUR UNIVERSE )
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erm... what a CHICANERY!!
r/okaybuddychicanery
(dont go there thats bettrer call saul spoilers)
better call saul??? Celeste the last madeline reference???
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If you have stumbled your way through this map already please leave a comment on Celeste : The Last Madeline which somehow involves the word Chicanery. Please I beg of you I need my ego fueled so I get more numbers on my game bana page and feel better about myself in return Please
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ok how did i destroy my universe or whatever shitty plot we have now
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YOU RELEASED A FUSION MAP BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR \[{~}best deal{/~}\]
FOR SOME INEXPLICABLE PLOT RELATED REASON, DOING THAT RESULTS IN YOUR UNIVERSE GETTING FUCKED UP
\[{~}time and time again it's proven{/~}\] THAT BESTIES CANT \[{~}controlled damage{/~}\]\
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omg!??
me releasing a map with goose (bestie ) means they're here too righ t???
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NO
THIS AREA IS CATERED SPECIFICALLY TO YOU
THATS WHY ITS CALLED THE UNVIVID  ABYSS
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me when im in a boring competition and my opponent is you
how do i leave 
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ITS QUITE \[{~}shrimple{/~}\]\, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS \[{~}please choose kindness{/~}\]\
JUMP ACROSS UNIVERSES THROUGH{n} \[{~}ABuffZucchini's Various Map{/~}\]ERS AND THEIR FUSIONS WITH YOU
SOON ENOUGH YOU WILL MAKE YOUR WAY BACK TO YOUR UNIVERSE
YOU ARE THEN \[{~}FREE PRODUCT{/~}\] TO BE WHATEVER \[{~}influential member{/~}\] OF THE COMMUNITY YOU ARE
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me zucchini
me understand
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JUST HOP THROUGH THE RIFT SOMEWHERE BEHIND ME
AND REMEMBER
ANYTHING IS \[{~}Pasta Bowl!!! Im Mario!! Wahoo!!{/~}\]

goose_zucchiniBirthday_ethanol=
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above the refill resort..
by ETHANOL???? 
isnt that guy like
dead
(remeber all people persons places things and maps in goose maps are NOT REAL and meant to be taken as JOKES)
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REMEMBER
IN THE MULTIVERSE \[{~}Jokes at the expense of the recently deceased will not be tolerated.{/~}\]

goose_zucchiniBirthday_endineng=
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WELCOME BACK.
I BELIEVE \[{~}unsaved changes and tardigrade temple too having hot ga{/~}\] AWAITS US ON THE OTHER SIDE
MEANING. YOU CAN NOW \[{~}ur just an asshole person fuck off{/~}\]
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wow.....
Farewell The Rooms.....
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I WILL MISS YOU EVER SO MUCH
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we just met
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I WILL MISS YOU EVER SO LITTLE
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY {# 00aff4}https://abuffzucchini.modded-celeste.com/{#}
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huh i wonder if i should go to {# 00aff4}https://abuffzucchini.modded-celeste.com/{#}
oh well

goose_zucchiniBirthday_fakenote=
There is a leather book on the dirt-carpeted ground:
Actually, upon further inspection, its a woodbeam with writing carved into it.
Anyway, the woodbeam reads:
{# 999999}hey There zucchinu{#}
{# 999999}have a happy birthday ! i guess{#}
{# 999999}im sorry this map couldnt come out to be as long as i wanted but hey{#}
{# 999999}a fore joke came out of it! fore rooms! haha! fore ! haha ! fore!{#}
{# 999999}don't really have a lot to say, just have a happy belated birthday you krimble{#}

goose_zucchiniBirthday_Bosssauce1=
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WHAT THE FUCK
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GWEEEHEHEHEHUEAHA
guaraahahahrararorahahahoohoeyyyooooooooO!
you crimble! it is the year of the sauce, and you seem to be lost!
while you were out being from canada and hosting zontests, I took over the multiverse!
how you might ask? what atrocities did i commit? where did i hide the bodies on september 17th, 2018? it’s simple! i manipulated gamebanana mods to give me infinite points, and unlocked the secret button to the multiverse!
after this i ascended and became something greater than bosssauce. I. Became. GODSAUCE!!!!!
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unbelible... 
ratioed by having a talksprite
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wahhhhhh wahhhhh wahhhhhhh
zucchini you gotta stop him....
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zucchini.
zucchini zucchiner
zuchuechue
zu
you fell off my green friend
i have gained so much power that there is nothing you can do to stop me!
you’re like a pimple
i will not elaborate
what did i do with all of this saucly goated power
ooh you griddy, you FOOL
i combined your various maps and my The BossSauce Map Pack™️ in order to make something so popular
SO GOD DAMN POPULAR I TELL YA
that i did it
i
i won the game
with your stolen power combined with mine, i became a perfect being
theres nothing you can do to stop it
you’re powerless in this
unvivid abyss
this vague surface according to thesaurus
what are you gonna do, beat the rooms?
lol, lmfao, lamoa, grimble, nope
you BLOW AT CELESTE
idot
shitter
bye stupid
P.S. you suck at supersmash

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me when im in an annoying competition and my opponent is you
like dauggg shut up PLEASE
ill fuckin show you
you piece of shit
you crossed the line
and im ABuffZucchini!!!
youre going down

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1v1 me rn hop on supersmash

goose_zucchiniBirthday_Bosssauce2=
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well zucuzichiners
hows it goin
goose_zucchiniBirthday_Bosssauce3=
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these rooms are easy as shit
oknano yourself??
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GWEEEHEHEHEHUEAHA
BYE BYE MY BUFF FRIEND
HAVE FUN


goose_zucchiniBirthday_Bosssauce3=
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you know zucchiners
ive had enough of these easy rooms
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yeah me too. do  better?
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thats why i made this one grandmaster
have fun

goose_zucchiniBirthday_donk1=
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wow! is that the portal sprite by donk???

goose_zucchiniBirthday_donk2=
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wow! is that the fire sprite by donk???

goose_zucchiniBirthday_fight=
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well well well
if it isnt you
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this is the part where i credit ricko09 for the bossfight
i couldnt put him on the gb page since spoilers
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here we go
die pls
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honestly bosssauce fuck you

goose_zucchiniBirthday_ending1=
tis a book
it read
{# 999999}well, thats that, isnt it?{#}
{# 999999}ultimately i apologise for the belated birthday, i know you've continued to say its fine but hey, one more sorry doesnt hurt{#}
{# 999999}i hope you enjoyed the map, it sure was an experience to make{#}
{# 999999}i can now say i've made one of these kinds of maps ( and that im never doing it again!!{#}
{# 999999}nonetheless it was fun to work on and im glad i had the experience{#}
{# 999999}ok time for wholesale shit uhh{#}
{# 999999}you're simeltaniously one of my favorite mappers and one of my best friends :seal:{#}
{# 999999}you constantly inspire me to better myself, and to create beauties or abominations ( this map is the latter){#}
{# 999999}i really hope you enjoyed this map, now go break bad{#}

goose_zucchiniBirthday_ending2=
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hiiiiii
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hiiiiii
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look at this cool fuckin van i found
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lol! now this is awesome
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it came with a weird blue crystal thing
you can go collect it back there or something idk
are you ready to cook ( food )
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wholesome.. time to finally follow in the vein of my father...
AMEN
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AMEN