# *** Madeling's Quest for Skibidi Rizz A***

	HORRIBLE_DESIGN=
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		[MADELINE right normal]
		Horrible map design

	RIZZ_THEO_A_01=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		Hey, {# FF9523}Theo{#}!  It's nice to see you!

		[THEO left normal]
		It's nice to see you too, {# F94A4A}Strawberry{#}.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		What're you doing all the way up here?

		[THEO left excited]
		I'm here for the pics!  Can you believe this view?

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		It is {~}a nice view{/~}, but doesn't it remind you of somewhere we've seen before?

		[THEO left thinking]
		No idea.  The pictures look great, so I'm not complaining.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		So while you're here, anything you wanna talk about?

		[THEO left normal]
		Global warming.  What are your thoughts?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		It's... bad?  I'm not sure what you're asking, {# FF9523}Theo{#}.

		[THEO left thinking]
		I mean, it's a serious issue.  What do you think about it all?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Well {# FF9523}Theo{#}, climate change itself is a really serious issue, and it should be treated as such.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		That's what I think!

		[THEO left normal]
		I'm glad we're on the same page.

		[THEO left normal]
		What do you think we should do about something like that?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Well, when it comes to that, it's really hard to say.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		With things like mass production and oil rigs, it's almost as if my carbon footprint means nothing.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		All of the emissions I'll make in my life are infinitesimally smaller than that compared to those machines.

		[MADELINE right panic]
		It's really, really hard to stay positive when faced with a global crisis like that.

		[MADELINE right determinedclosed]
		But I'm sure if we all play our part, we can make some semblance of a difference in this crazy, messed up world.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		You know what I mean, {# FF9523}Theo{#}?

		[THEO left normal]
		I completely understand.  Being faced with the hopelessness of a climate crisis like that is really hard to deal with.

		[THEO left normal]
		That being said, I'm glad I have someone like you to be with, for the time being.  You make me really happy, {# F94A4A}{savedata Name}{#}.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		You make me super happy too, {# FF9523}Theo{#}!  Thank you for being my friend.

		[THEO left thinking]
		You're so cool, dude.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		So, anything else of note?

		[THEO left normal]
		What about the upcoming 2024 US Presidential Election?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		God, where to start?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		I'm scared for all my friends who live in America.  Dealing with hopelessness is tough, and feeling like you aren't making a difference is worse.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		And with all the rumors of project 2025 as well, I'm terrified that some of them won't be safe to live their own lives!

		[THEO left worried]
		I really understand that.  There's a lot to be scared about.  What matters is that everyone votes for who they believe will build the best future for themselves and their peers.

		[THEO left worried]
		It's really a terrifying time.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		It really is, yeah.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Well, that's all the time I have for now!

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Bye, {# FF9523}Theo{#}!

		[THEO left excited]
		Bye, {# F94A4A}{savedata Name}{#}!

	RIZZ_SUPER_TUTORIAL_A=
		[DANNY right normal]
		So here, you're expected to do what's known as a {~}"super"{/~}.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Oooooh!  Sounds cool!  How do I do it?

		[DANNY right normal]
		First, you gotta dash.  Second, jump!  It's as easy as that.

		Well actually, it's a bit harder.  Make sure you dash, and then jump in quick succession.

		If you don't get your dash back, you most likely jumped too quickly.

		If you don't see the {~}"speed rings"{/~}, you jumped too late!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		That's a lot of instructions...  Are you sure this is beginner-friendly?

		[DANNY right normal]
		Sure I am!

		In fact, these room's {~}supers{/~} are more lenient.  

		You know, to give you some more wiggle room.

		Be sure to learn this new tech, though!  You're gonna need it.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		This is still a little confusing, {# 001F73}Danny{#}.  Anything else?

		[DANNY right normal]
		Oh, yeah.  If you still need help on this, ask the {# 96EFFF}Celeste{#} {# 7289da}Discord{#} server.

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		The mountain has a {# 7289da}Discord{#} server!?

		[DANNY right normal]
		Kid, everything has a {# 7289da}Discord{#} server now.

		Just ask the other climbers there, if you need some extra advice.

		I'll be up ahead, for more help later in the room.

		Good luck, kiddo!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Thanks, {# 001F73}Danny{#}!

	RIZZ_SUPER_TUTORIAL_A_2=
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		[DANNY right normal]
		You're also able to {~}super{/~} from these green boosters.

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		[MADELINE left sad]
		Aren't they called bubbles?

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		[DANNY right normal]
		I'm a tutor, kid.  I'm gonna be using the official, {~}technical{/~} names.

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		[MADELINE left normal]
		Oh, alright!  Carry on.

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		[DANNY right normal]
		Yeah, just do the same {~}super{/~} you did earlier, just in the booster.

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		[MADELINE left normal]
		Got it!

	RIZZ_SUPER_TUTORIAL_A_3=
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		And finally, you can {~}super{/~} off of these Zip Movers to get lots of speed!

		[MADELINE right together]
		Finally, speed gameplay!

		[DANNY left normal]
		Don't get too fired up, now.  This one might be tough.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		I'm sure I can do it, {# 001F73}Danny{#}!  Have faith!

		[DANNY left normal]
		I getcha, kid.  Go for it!

	RIZZ_SUPER_TUTORIAL_A_FINAL=
		[DANNY left normal]
		Beautiful job!  Now, take your knowledge of {~}supers{/~}, and {~}super{/~} across the next rooms.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		I will!  Thanks for the help!

		[DANNY left normal]
		It's no trouble, kid.  I live for this kinda stuff.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Will I see you again?

		[DANNY left normal]
		Oh, I'm sure of it.  Lots of help I can give ya, y'know?

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Alright, then!  I'll see you later, {# 001F73}Daniel{#}!

		[DANNY left normal]
		Good luck, {# F94A4A}{savedata Name}{#}!  And remember.  You can do this.

	MARSBARS_BRAINROTTRILOGY_1_SKIBIDIRIZZ=
		Madeling's Quest For Skibidi Rizz

	MARSBARS_BRAINROTTRILOGY_1_SKIBIDIRIZZ_B_01=
		Super Skool

	RIZZ_REVERSE_SUPER_TUTORIAL_A=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{# 001F73}Danny{#}!  Hi again!

		[DANNY right normal]
		Hey there, kid.  Ready for some new info?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Yup!  Let me hear it!

		[DANNY right normal]
		Well first, I have a preface for you.  This room uses reverse boosters.  

		[MADELINE left sad]
		What are reverse boosters?

		[DANNY right normal]
		I'll get to that.  What you need to know, is that these are here to teach you about {~}reverse tech{/~}.

		When {~}supering{/~} normally, you can jump in the opposite direction of your dash to entirely switch your directional momentum.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Woah, that sounds cool!

		[DANNY right normal]
		Damn straight!  So, these reverse boosters are here to help with that newfangled {~}reverse tech{/~} I'll be teaching ya.

		When {~}reverse supering{/~} in these boosters, hold the direction you want to jump, {big}NOT{/big} the direction you want to dash.

		Got that, kid?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Yup!  Hold the direction I want to jump in the reverse boosters, not the direction I want to dash in.

		[DANNY right normal]
		You're getting it!  Now, this may be difficult.  Don't worry if it's hard to understand at first.

		Again, if you need help understanding this tech, ask the Celeste Discord.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		That I can do!

		[DANNY right normal]
		Good luck, {# F94A4A}{savedata Name}{#}!  Remember, you can do this.

	RIZZ_INTRO_A=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		Well, here I am!

		I've finally made it to {# 96EFFF}Brainrot Mountain{#}!

		I'm really surprised {# 66ea3a}Granny{#}'s slingshot was able to send me all the way over here...

		The whole slingshot plot device really {~}is{/~} revolutionary!  I think more maps should use that storyline.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Hmm...

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I wonder what kind of wacky misadventures I'll have here!

		[MADELINE left peaceful]
		This is so beginner-core.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Alright, then.  No time to waste!

		[MADELINE left together]
		It really is {.6}[MADELINE left togetherZoom]{# FFFB00}Skibidi Rizz{#} time.

	RIZZ_BLUE=
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		[MADELINE left normal]
		Wait what the fuck that's not a strawberry

		Wait hahaha how do I get that lmao

	POEM_MARSBARS_BRAINROTTRILOGY_1_SKIBIDIRIZZ_A=
		So Skibidi

	RIZZ_JELLY_ROOM=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{# 2AC1F2}Jely{#} room :3

	RIZZ_WASTED_TIME=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Wow.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		That's how you get this berry?!

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		That's really upsetting, considering I saw it at the very beginning of the map.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I almost feel cheated.

		0/5 stars, awful berry placement.

	RIZZ_INTERMISSION_A_01=
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		yo wassup {# F94A4A}maddy{#} how u doin

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Hey!  I'm doing good!

		[BADELINE right normal]
		so like why are you up here n climbing again

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I want to challenge myself!

		[MADELINE left peaceful]
		Also it's like really, really funny.

		[BADELINE right normal]
		ur so real for that

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Thank you!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Do you have any insight for these next couple rooms?

		[BADELINE right normal]
		dont die lmao its like that easy

		[MADELINE left normal]
		You know, you do have a point!  I'll keep that in mind going forward.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Thanks, {# d678db}{~}Badeline{/~}{#}!

		[BADELINE right normal]
		aight ill be back in like 8 screens k {~}byeeeeeeeeee{/~}

	SUPER_RECOLLECTION=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		Wait, wasn't this the super tutorial from like 10 rooms ago?

	MARSBARS_BRAINROTTRILOGY_1_SKIBIDIRIZZ_C_01=
		Wavebird

	RIZZ_A_END=
		[BADELINE right normal]
		Sick you made it

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Yeah, I did it!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		That was pretty tough...

		[BADELINE right upset]
		Yeah whoever said this was beginner difficulty is definitely on something

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'm excited for what's to come, though!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Surely it's better than this, right?

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Bro look at the tileset it's literally gonna be cycles

		[MADELINE left panic]
		Nooooo not cycles I hate cycles

		[BADELINE right worried]
		I mean youll probably be fine I hthingk

		[MADELINE left normal]
		‎ ‎ ‎ 

		[BADELINE right normal]
		ggghhghhgggkkkeekkkgghheeehhh

		[BADELINE right upset]
		I hate cycles as much as you dawg I dont want this

		[MADELINE left sad]
		{# d678db}{~}Badeline{/~}{#}, I have a question for you...

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Yeye wassup

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Do you have {# FFFB00}rizz{#}?

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Im actually leaving you

		[MADELINE left peaceful]
		Okay.

	RIZZ_INTERMISSION_2_A=
		[BADELINE right normal]
		Im back whats good

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Hey again, {# d678db}{~}Badeline{/~}{#}!

		[BADELINE right normal]
		That was some sick hypers you did back there

		[MADELINE left peaceful]
		Yeah, I'm like so good at them.

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Oh btw I should totally let you know the next room is the final

		[MADELINE left sad]
		How can you be sure?  Have you been here before?

		[BADELINE right angry]
		This is {# 96EFFF}Brainrot Mountain{#}.

		[BADELINE right yell]
		I want to leave this place as soon as possible.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		You didn't answer my question...

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Just beat the screen n Ill wait for you at the end

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Sounds good to me!

		[BADELINE right normal]
		swooshyfwoosh fwoop fwoop fwop fwop fwoosh sfwosh

		[MADELINE left normal]
		What.

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Its my leaving sound

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Oh, true!

	RIZZ_A_AMOGUS=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		They are in love :3

	RIZZ_A_DANNY_INTRO=
		[NOBODY right something]
		Hey, over here!

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		Huh?!  What was that?

		[NOBODY right something]
		Look down, kid!

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		A talking box?!

		[DANNY right normal]
		Thaaaaat's right!  Name's {# 001F73}Daniel Logbox{#}!  You can call me {# 001F73}Danny{#}, though.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Well, hello there, {# 001F73}Danny{#}!  How can I help you?

		[DANNY right normal]
		I'm a tutor, by trade.  And between you and I, something new's coming up!

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		Something new?

		[MADELINE left together]
		Tell me more.

		[DANNY right normal]
		It ain't gonna cost you nothing, pal.  Just head on forward, and I'll tell you all about it!

		Oh, if you don't want my help, you can just skip on by me.  I don't mind at all, as long as I see my students flourishing.

		Go on, kiddo.

	RIZZ_WAVE_BERRY=
		[DANNY right normal]
		Woah, kid!  How'd you get here?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I jumped the gap!

		[DANNY right normal]
		Well, good word of advice- this berry room here requires {~}Wavedashes{/~}.

		I haven't taught you those yet.

		That means, if you aren't sure what they are, you might not want to be here just yet.  Capiche?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Capiche!  I'll check this room out for now!

		[MADELINE left peaceful]
		And if I don't get it, I'll just come back later.

	MARSBARS_BRAINROTTRILOGY=
		Mars's Brainrot Trilogy

	RIZZ_DANNY_HINT_A=
		[MADELINE right surprised]
		{# 001F73}Danny{#}?!  What are you doing up here?

		[DANNY left normal]
		I'm on temporary paid leave.  Getting paid to do nothing really shows ya made it big, y'know?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		But I just saw you!  How long are your breaks?

		[DANNY left normal]
		Eh, you know.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		I...  don't?

		[DANNY left normal]
		Well, you know what they say...

		[MADELINE right sad]
		‎ 

		[DANNY left normal]
		‎ 

		[MADELINE right sad]
		‎ 

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		[MADELINE right normal]
		Well, got any info for me?

		[DANNY left normal]
		Of course, kiddo.  There's a jump through beneath us.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		What about it?

		[DANNY left normal]
		Gut feeling says you should check it out.  Look up, {~}down{/~}, all around, y'know?

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Got it!  Thanks for the help!

		[DANNY left normal]
		I'll see ya later.

	JIGGLE_BERRY_A=
		[DANNY right normal]
		Hey there, kid!  This is a guest room by {# 046307}SirJiggle{#}.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Cool!  What's up with this room?

		[DANNY right normal]
		There's seven touch switches in this field of 100 boosters.  Your goal is to find em all, and come back here before 13 seconds are up.

		[MADELINE left together]
		That sounds awesome!

		[DANNY right normal]
		Alright.  Good luck, and do your best!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Wait.  Why is it 13 seconds?  Why not 15, or even 10?

		[DANNY right normal]
		Kid, I don't make the rules.  I just follow 'em.  All I can say is good luck, y'know?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I guess you're right.  Thanks then, {# 001F73}Danny{#}!

	LARRY_CAMEO_REAL=
		[DANNY left normal]
		Hey there again, kid!  Welcome to 5B!

		[MADELINE right surprised]
		Why does everything look like this?!

		[DANNY left normal]
		Well, this here's a guest room made by {# 0096D6}LarryTheSlime{#}!

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Guest room?  What do you mean by that?

		[DANNY left normal]
		Don't worry.  It'll make sense to everyone who needs to hear it.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		I'm sorry, {# 001F73}Danny{#}, I'm really confused.

		[DANNY left normal]
		Eh, it's fourth wall stuff, fugeddabautit.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Already forgotten!  You still haven't explained why this room looks so different, though.

		[DANNY left normal]
		Oh, right.  Well, the guy who built this room just doesn't like the tileset that much.  Wanted to make a temple room, or something.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		That doesn't sound quite right.

		[DANNY left normal]
		Well, you know what they say...

		[MADELINE right sad]
		‎ 

		[DANNY left normal]
		‎ 

		[MADELINE right sad]
		‎ 

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		[MADELINE right sad]
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		[MADELINE right normal]
		Any tips?

		[DANNY left normal]
		Watch out for the seekers!  There's 14 touch switches around, so get 'em all, and come back here.

		Good luck!

	SQUIB_CAMEO_REAL=
		[DANNY left normal]
		Heya, kid!  Sorry to pull you out of that tutorial, but this room's made by {# B9E0EC}Squibster{#}!

		[MADELINE right sad]
		This room looks really intimidating... would you mind telling me about it?

		[DANNY left normal]
		I don't mind at all.  This room's definitely harder than your average room- it's a super long booster chain.

		'ts even got a bunch of reverse boosters in there, too.  Make sure to dash the opposite direction you want to go, for those.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		That doesn't lift my spirits, to say the least...

		[DANNY left normal]
		Don't be afraid to come back later.  It's pretty tough!

		[MADELINE right normal]
		You're right.  I can do this!

	DANNY_WAVE_TUTORIAL=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{big}{# 001F73}DANNY{#}!{/big}

		[DANNY right normal]
		Kiddo!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		What do you have for me here?

		[DANNY right normal]
		Here's where I'll teach you about {~}wavedashing{/~}.  Think of it as spicier supers.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Alright, I can do that!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		...

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Wait, how do I do them?

		[DANNY right normal]
		Glad you asked, kid!  All you gotta do is dash {~}down-right{/~} instead of your normal left or right direction for supers.

		Or down-left, if that's the direction you're travelling.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Oh, I see!  And I have to start it mid-air, because there's a gap there!

		[DANNY right normal]
		You learn quick!  Good eye!

		That's right.  Now try it out, and I'll meet you on the other side!

	DANNY_HYPER_TUTORIAL=
		[DANNY right normal]
		Nice work, kid.  Now this is a different kind of wavedash, called a {~}hyper{/~}.  It's like that wavedash you did earlier, but starting on the ground.

		Some say it's easier, some say it's harder, nobody really agrees on it.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Alright!

		[MADELINE left together]
		Lemme at it!

	DANNY_EXTENDED_HYPER_TUTORIAL=
		[DANNY right normal]
		Alright, almost there!  Now separate your dash and jump, to get your dash back as you do it!

		Same as you did with the supers!

		[MADELINE left together]
		I'm almost there!

	DANNY_MOMENTUM_HYPER=
		[DANNY right normal]
		YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, KID!  USE THE MOMENTUM FROM THE ZIP MOVER AND DASH AT {~}HYPERSPEED{/~}!

		[MADELINE left together]
		HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

		{~}*builds up speed*{/~}

		[DANNY right normal]
		GO KID, GO!!

	DANNY_CONGRATULATIONS_RIZZ_A=
		[DANNY right normal]
		Oh, goodness, kid.  I swear, it's you who keeps me young.

		That was some real good tech you did.  I'm proud of ya!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		That was super fun!  This really feels climatic!

		[DANNY right normal]
		Right again, kid.  This'll be the last time we chat here, unfortunately.

		My time here's...  over.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		No...  please don't tell me!

		[DANNY right normal]
		Mhm.

		[MADELINE left panic]
		You're dying!?

		[DANNY right normal]
		What?  No, where'd that come from?  Nah, it's just that the map's coming to a close.

		I'll see you again later, kid.  Promise.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Oh, thank goodness!

		Alright, {# 001F73}Danny{#}!  I'll see you again soon!

		[DANNY right normal]
		See ya!  Don't give up- you can do this, {# F94A4A}{savedata Name}{#}!  Make me proud!

	WHO_THE_FUCK_IS_JON=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		Hey, look at that!

		It's the house that Jon built on the hill!

		Like, from that one Persona song!

		[MADELINE left peaceful]
		Persona music is so peak.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I have a strong feeling I should wait here until the lyrics kick in.

		Just to really feel the {~}vibes{/~}.

	A_RIZZ_VIEW_CLEAR=
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		How did my car get here?!

		And more importantly, there's two of them?

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Okay, they're talking...

		They seem to share pretty similar interests...

		No shot {# 00c3ab}Intro Car{#} makes a move here...

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		Hold on???

		It's {# FFFB00}rizzing{#} the other one up??

		Oh fr???

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Damn they're really going at it, huh?

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		Oh shit???

		They're kissing?????

		They're literally kissing?????

		No fucking way?????!!!!!

		Chat, is this real???????

		Chat, are you seeing this, chat??????

		Chat???????

		Can you believe this, chat??

		Chat, can you literally believe this?????

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I literally can't believe this, chat.

		My car is kissing another car.

		I have to do something about this.

		...

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Hey, quit it!

		I need you to get home!

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		...

		...

		Mhm?

		...

		...

		...

		Uh huh?

		...

		...

		Yeah, but what about...

		...

		...

		Really?

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Really, {# 00c3ab}Intro Car{#}?

		...

		...

		Fine, we can "{# d200a3}Fanum Tax{#} your girl", too.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Chat, wasn't that just insane??

		{# 00c3ab}Intro Car{#}'s fr on its Sigma grindset.

		[MADELINE left peaceful]
		Honestly, {# 00c3ab}Intro Car{#} has W rizz.  That shit's OD on god frfr.

	TUTORIAL_ARIZZVIEW=
		A Rizz View

# *** Prologue ***

	BRAINROT_PROLOGUE_INTRO_CAR=
		{anchor bottom}
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Jeez, the parking to get here sure was horrible...

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'm glad I found a spot, though!

		Now don't go anywhere, {# 00c3ab}Intro Car{#}!

		[MADELINE left peaceful]
		I'll be right back.

	BRAINROT_PROLOGUE_GRANNY=
		{anchor bottom}
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Ah, {# F94A4A}{savedata Name}{#}!  How are you?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'm feeling {# eab564}sigma{#}!  How are you, {# 66ea3a}Granny{#}?

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		{# eab564}Sigma{#}?  What are you talking about?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Like better than good!  Super {# eab564}sigma{#} :3

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Well, you could say I'm feeling like {~}"{# eab564}sigma{#}"{/~} myself.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		{# 66ea3a}Granny{#}, I appreciate you trying to relate to me, but it isn't the same when you say it like that.

		[GRANNY right mock]
		Says the kid with {# FFFB00}L rizz{#}.

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		...

		Woah.

		[GRANNY right mock]
		I'm "hip" with the kids.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Okay, you ruined it.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		While you're here, I might have something for you.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Oh?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		What could it be?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		There's a {# 96EFFF}Mountain{#} they speak of...

		Seems to drive lesser folk to their wit's end.

		I think you might have what it takes, though.

		[MADELINE left together]
		I'm in.

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		In?  I haven't even told you where it is, or how to get there!

		[MADELINE left deadpan]
		Just tell me what to do, I'll do anything for some more {# 96EFFF}Celeste{#} content nowadays.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		What?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Huh?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		...

		[MADELINE left normal]
		...

		[GRANNY right normal]
		It's called {# 96EFFF}Brainrot Mountain{#}.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		...

		[GRANNY right normal]
		I have a slingshot.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		A slingshot?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		A really big one.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'm sold.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Great.  Anything you need to do before I shoot you really, really far?

		To a mountain that's very, very different from {# 96EFFF}Celeste Mountain{#}?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Oh yeah lemme talk to {# d678db}{~}Badeline{/~}{#} real quick.  Need to sort some stuff out.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		I'll be waiting!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'll just head to the right now!

	BRAINROT_PROLOGUE_BADELINE=
		{anchor bottom}
		[MADELINE left normal]
		Hey, {# d678db}{~}Badeline{/~}{#}!

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Yo did she really say she's launching you with a slingshot

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Map devs are grasping at straws for lore istg

		[MADELINE left sad]
		{# d678db}{~}Badeline{/~}{#}, that's not really nice.  I'm sure they're trying hard on this dialog!

		[BADELINE right normal]
		I literally have no punctuation

		And I dont use proper grammar most of the time

		This feels so out of character for me bro

		Oh also the fact that I say "bro"

		Especially to you

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I'm...  sure there's a reason?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		It's probably just for comedic effect!

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Wow, comedic effect in a shitpost campaign?

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Who would've guessed?

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Hey!

		Now I get punctuation?

		What the hell

		God fuckin

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Alright its gone again Im not even gonna try

		Mkay deuces Ill see ya later

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Wait, no!  I still wanted to ask you something!

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Oh shit my b what's up {# F94A4A}{savedata Name}{#}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Do you think you could take a dash away for the rest of this campaign?

		[BADELINE right normal]
		What

		[BADELINE right upset]
		Bro are u serious rn

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Yeah!  I kind of prefer single dash gameplay at this point, and I feel like it'll make the maps a lot harder and less cheese-able, y'know?

		[BADELINE right upset]
		‎ 
		[BADELINE right worried]
		‎ 
		[BADELINE right concerned]
		‎ 
		[BADELINE right sad]
		‎ 
		[BADELINE right serious]
		‎ 
		[BADELINE right serious_alt]
		‎ 
		[BADELINE right freakC]
		‎ 
		[BADELINE right normal]
		‎Alright sure I really dont care that much

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Sick :)

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Alright, I think I'm good!

		You can play the chapter complete screen now.

	BRAINROT_PROLOGUE_LOSS=
		{anchor bottom}
		[MADELINE left deadpan]
		...

		There's no fucking way.

		Is this loss?

	MARSBARS_BRAINROTTRILOGY_0_BRAINROTPROLOGUE=
		The Journey to Brainrot Mountain



























