
DonkFeather2026_Feather2026= Feather vs. Fascism

DonkFeather2026= A Cautionary Tale

donkFeather_NyanGuestArea= Guest World: Nyan
donkFeather_QuinnGuestArea= Guest World: (Mostly)
Quinnigan

donkFeather_QuargonGuestArea= Guest Room: Quargon

donkFeather_CrispyGuestArea= Guest World: Crispybag

donkFeather_TobyGuestArea= Guest World: Tobyaaa

donkFeather2026_IntroDialog=
[RoadTripDonker right normal]
So yeah it came out all green and stuff.

It was actually pretty painful.

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Uh, yeah, I don't know if I can help with that.

Honestly you should probably ask your doctor.

[RoadTripDonker right normal]
Aren't you basically a doctor anyways or something?

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
What? No, of course not.

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
And even if I was in medical school instead of pharmaceutical I still haven't gotten my doctorate yet.

[RoadTripDonker right annoyed]
Oh okay.

[RoadTripDonker right normal]
...

[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
So you're really sure you don't know how to help?

[RoadTripFeather left shout]
Dude, shut up.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
No, I can't help.

[RoadTripDonker right normal]
OKAY, okay, that's fine.

[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
Either way, what a beautiful day it is in the mushroom kingdom.

I think we needed a vacation, didn't we?

[RoadTripFeather left daydream]
You can say that again.

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Well, the vacation part.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
I don't know if this place was the best choice.

[RoadTripDonker right annoyed]
What?

[RoadTripDonker right normal]
Dude.

[RoadTripDonker right shout]
It's the MUSHROOM FREAKING KINGDOM from SUPER MARIO BROTHERS.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
I know, that's the problem.

There's so many weird little goombas and koopas running around.

[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
Yeah, and that's awesome!

We can get infinite 1-ups!

[RoadTripDonker right annoyed]
I think you're just koopaphobic... not cool!

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Dude, a koopa shell hit you yesterday and you shrank to half your height.

[RoadTripFeather left shout]
We spent the whole day trying to find a mushroom.


[RoadTripDonker right annoyed]
That's just a little vacation quirk!

[RoadTripDonker right normal]
We ended up finding one and fixing it in the end.

[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
All vacations have stuff like that!


[RoadTripFeather left normal]
I don't know about that...

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Also, 1-ups don't even do anything in real life like in the games.

Remember when we tested one on orchid on Tuesday?


[RoadTripDonker right normal]
People shouldn't die so young...


[RoadTripFeather left shout]
See?


[RoadTripDonker right annoyed]
It's fine!

[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
The way I see it, the universe had a predetermined time for him to go.

[RoadTripDonker right normal]
And that was Tuesday.


[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
I worry about you sometimes.


[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
Babe, just try to relax.

[RoadTripDonker right normal]
orchid was so young that he had like less of a soul than we do anyways.


[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
I don't think that's true?

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
What does that even mean?


[RoadTripDonker right normal]
Like, y'know. A soul is like the part of us that exists outside of the body? Or something?

It's explained in the Megalophobia clam map or whatever.


[RoadTripFeather left shout]
I know what a soul is!

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
I just mean your statement.

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
But you're probably right...

About everything else.

We should just go back to our toad house rental and relax.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
I've been studying so hard lately...


[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
Yeah! That's the spirit.

What did you wanna do?


[RoadTripFeather left daydream]
Why don't we just play some Brawl Stars today?

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Shopping is too expensive, I don't have hundreds of gold coins lying around.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
And the beaches are filled with cheap-cheaps...


[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
That sounds fun!


[RoadTripFeather left daydream]
Before we play Brawl Stars, wanna get our freak on?

[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
Sure!

I can dial up Nyan again, grab a mini mushroom, and-

[RoadTripDonker right normal]
Wait...

Do you hear that?


[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Hear what?



donkFeather2026_IntroBowser=
[RoadTripDonker right shout]
What?!

[RoadTripCrispy right eyesclosed]
GWAHAHAHAHA!

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
It is I, Crispybowser!

I have come to kidnap you!

[RoadTripDonker right normal]
Oh no!

Feather, do something!

[RoadTripFeather left shout]
Hey!

Leave him alone!

[RoadTripCrispy right eyesclosed]
Hahaha! He's mine now!

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
If you want him, you'll have to come and get him!

[RoadTripCrispy right normal]
We're going back to my castle!

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Wait, hold on, hold on.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Why do you look like that?

[RoadTripCrispy right eyesclosed]
Uhh...

[RoadTripCrispy right sweat]
Like what?

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Just, like...

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Have you ever looked in a mirror or something?

[RoadTripCrispy right sweat]
What are you saying?

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
Are you calling me ugly?

DONKER!

[RoadTripCrispy right sweat]
Am I ugly?

[RoadTripDonker right normal]
Uhh...

Sorry man.

I don't know what's up with the whole shell and arms thing but it's not a good look for you.

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
Nonsense!

You will learn to love it!

You're coming with me!

[RoadTripCrispy right normal]
And if Feather wants you back...

She'll have to travel my various Super Mario Worlds and arrive at my castle!

[RoadTripCrispy right eyesclosed]
Mwahahaha!

Goodbye, catch us if you can!


donkFeather2026_IntroDialogB=
[RoadTripFeather left normal]
...

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Man.

[RoadTripFeather left shout]
Well, I guess I have no choice.



donk_FeatherOverworld=
[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Not the goombas...

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Alright, whatever, just gotta rescue Donker.

[RoadTripFeather left daydream]
Then he can finally help me push Byron to prestige 2.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Let's get this over with.


donkFeatherCrispyCutscene1=
[RoadTripDonker left normal]
Are we thereeeeeee yet?

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
No! We haven't been for the past 10 times you've asked!

You're driving me CrispyMAD!

[RoadTripCrispy right normal]
But we're getting close now.

[RoadTripDonker left shout]
I think my water's about to break!

[RoadTripCrispy right normal]
What???

[RoadTripDonker left shout]
I... I can't hold it anymore!

[RoadTripCrispy right sweat]
What?

Just breathe! I've helped deliver over 500 toads and 2 koopas!

[RoadTripDonker left annoyed]
What are you talking about?

I have to #pee bro.

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
That's not what water breaking is!

[RoadTripDonker left shout]
Educate yourself, bigot.

[RoadTripCrispy right sweat]
I think maybe I regret kidnapping you.

[RoadTripDonker left normal]
Wait, what do you mean?

I'm not a good hostage?

[RoadTripCrispy right sweat]
Mmm...

[RoadTripCrispy right normal]
No not at all really.

[RoadTripDonker left normal]
Ok, ok, I'm sorry how do I fix it?

[RoadTripCrispy right sweat]
What?

[RoadTripDonker left normal]
How do I become a better hostage?

I don't want you to think I'm a bad hostage.

[RoadTripCrispy right sweat]
Well, for starters, you shouldn't complain so much.

[RoadTripDonker left normal]
Okay, okay, I won't.

[RoadTripDonker left daydream]
But if I do that you have to do something for me.

[RoadTripCrispy right normal]
What?

[RoadTripDonker left normal]
Well, that's how favors work isn't it?

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
You're the one who asked ME how to be a better hostage!

[RoadTripDonker left normal]
You think I'd do that for free?

[RoadTripDonker left shout]
Whatever, just let me pee! I have to go!

[RoadTripDonker left annoyed]
You made me hold it while you got groceries at the Toadega on the way!

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
Well, I also got you an ice flower slushee you begged me to get you.

[RoadTripDonker left normal]
...

Feather would've let me pee...

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
I kidnapped you!

If I cared what Feather would've done I would've kidnapped her to to ask her!

[RoadTripDonker left normal]
Just face it Crispybowser.

You're insecure.

You surround yourself with inferior goons like koopas and goombas to elevate yourself above them and feel better about yourself.

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
That...

[RoadTripCrispy right sweat]
That's not true!

[RoadTripDonker left normal]
Ever since you were a little crispling you were always left alone.

You're not just ugly on the outside...

The isolation has made you ugly on the inside too.

But don't worry Crispybowser.

[RoadTripDonker left daydream]
I understand.

[RoadTripCrispy right sweat]
...

You do?

[RoadTripDonker left normal]
Yes.

[RoadTripDonker left annoyed]
When I was little my middle school friends used to show me alien dissection videos.

I kept asking them for the link but they kept gatekeeping it.

[RoadTripDonker left daydream]
So this is basically the same thing.

[RoadTripCrispy right normal]
...

I don't think it is.

Whatever, Feather is gaining on us, I need to keep moving.

[RoadTripDonker left normal]
Well, I tried to make it through to you.

You are nothing to me.

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
I should've hired orchid to help me because you're being annoying.

[RoadTripDonker left normal]
Oh.

I have bad news.

You might want to sit down for this...


donk_NoahHello=
[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Oh, hi Noah!

[RoadTripNoah right flip blush]
Hello!




donk_QuinnganQueen=
[RoadTripQuinnigan right aura]
Hello!

Welcome to my magnificent court and royal palace!

May you relish in its wonderous beauty!

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
...

Uhh, yeah, sorry, I'm just trying to pass through.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Boyfriend got stolen by an ugly beast.

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Y'know, yadda yadda, gotta rescue him and stuff.

[RoadTripQuinnigan right carnormal]
How dare you?

You enter my incredibly gorgeous kingdom just to want to leave it?

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
I mean...

Kinda, yeah.

[RoadTripQuinnigan right carnormal]
The nerve!

I shall make you one of my royal servants!

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Dude, there's literally no one else here.

This place looks abandoned.

[RoadTripQuinnigan right carnormal]
My royal court is...

They're on lunch break!

They'll be back any minute.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
And your subjects?

[RoadTripQuinnigan right carnormal]
Also on lunch break!

[RoadTripQuinnigan right normal]
I treat all of my subjects well.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Riiiight.

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Well even if I wasn't in a rush to save my boyfriend from the wicked beast, I wouldn't really wanna stay here.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Have you seen this place?

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Paint cans, cobwebs, broken pillars, mysterious floating green blocks that prevent me from accessing certain areas...

[RoadTripFeather left angry]
This place is disgusting!

[RoadTripQuinnigan right carnormal]
You will regret those words when I, Queennigan, become the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom!

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
There's already a villian who wants to rule this place, and he stole my boyfriend, so step aside and let me leave.

[RoadTripQuinnigan right carnormal]
My royal pipes may not be explored without my secret key!

[RoadTripQuinnigan right normal]
You'll have to show your respect to me now!

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Ugh, I can't do this today.

[RoadTripFeather left shout]
Do you ever shut up?

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
I don't wanna live in your stupid palace or bow down to you.

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
You're chopped, broke, ain't got no servants, and probably don't have any friends.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Goodbye, Quinnigone.


donk_QuargonGemQuest=
[RoadTripQuargon right normal]
pssst.

hey.

hey you.

[RoadTripFeather right normal]
Oh? Hello?

[RoadTripQuargon right normal]
gnarp gneep.

over here.

i've got a...

quest...

for you.

[RoadTripFeather right normal]
Sorry, but I'm sort of on a quest of my own.

[RoadTripFeather right normal]
I could be missing out on prime fujoshing opportunities as we speak.

[RoadTripFeather right daydream]
I mean, come on, I'm probably missing some sweet omega x alpha action right now.

I need to see it in person.

[RoadTripQuargon right normal]
glarp glarp.

you need a key, right?

to pass through her royal pipeway...

i have one.

[RoadTripFeather right daydream]
Oh! Can I have it?

[RoadTripQuargon right normal]
glarp gleep.

yes...

but i'll need something from you first.

you see...

i need a pink gemstone.

there's one hidden beneath her in her royal basement.

gnarp.

get it and the key is yours...

[RoadTripFeather right annoyed]
And where would I find the entrance to this basement.

[RoadTripQuargon right normal]
paul blart blart.

right below us is a cavern that leads right to it.

gleep.

i've disabled my scifi hi-tek quargon blocks.

you should be able to enter the cavern now...

but beware!

jumping japes jut jovially beneath.

[RoadTripFeather right normal]
Okay.

I'll grab that gem, then we trade.

[RoadTripFeather right daydream]
Deal?

[RoadTripQuargon right normal]
go on my quest!

then the key is yours.

and maybe some probing too.

[RoadTripFeather right normal]
Uhh...

Not sure about that last part but yay!


donk_QuinnganDiamondSteal=
[RoadTripFeather right daydream]
Quinnigan's shiny gem!

Yes!

[RoadTripFeather right normal]
Just gotta bring this back to... Green Quinnigan(?) now!

Time to grab it.

donk_QuargonGemQuestComplete=
[RoadTripQuargon right normal]
gleep glorp.

it's so beautiful...

it will fit perfectly in my collection.

here is the key, as promised.

so how about that probing session?

gnarp gneep.

[RoadTripFeather right normal]
Uhh...

I better be going now!

[RoadTripQuargon right pissed]
...

donk_QuinnganQueenHow=
[RoadTripFeather right daydream]
Haha, take that!

[RoadTripQuinnigan right normal]
How did you find that?

[RoadTripQuinnigan right normal]
I've been missing that for ages!

[RoadTripFeather right normal]
So you never had it to begin with?

[RoadTripQuinnigan right normal]
Nope!

I just wanted you as a loyal peon.

And in a way, that's what I got.

You fetched this key for me, after all.

[RoadTripFeather right normal]
Ugh.

[RoadTripFeather right annnoyed]
I hate this "Super Mario World!"

[RoadTripFeather right normal]
I hope you get crushed by an anvil.

Also, why is there a random green version of you snooping around spawning blocks all over the place?

[RoadTripQuinnigan right carnormal]
I do not know her.

She's just like that.

[RoadTripFeather right normal]
You should probably get that checked out.

Anyways, goodbye weirdo.

[RoadTripFeather right daydream]
I've got an Ao3 scenario to catch.




donk_NyanIntro=
[RoadTripNyan right happy]
Rah haha! Welcome to my {!}FREAK{/!} house!
[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
...
Why are you white?
[RoadTripNyan right happy]
{~}Ohhhhhh yeah!{/~}
Ever since I died, they whitewashed me!
Which doesn't make much sense because I was already white.
But now I have these awesome ghost powers!
Watch this!
{~}Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiya!{/~}
[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
...
What did that do?
[RoadTripNyan right happy]
Well, you would know if you were a ghost.
[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Listen, my chud boyfriend is in danger, and I really need to save him!
[RoadTripNyan right normal]
Okayyyyyy... drama queen over here.
[RoadTripFeather left shout]
WHAT?
[RoadTripNyan right normal]
I mean just think about it...
Does he really need saving?
He has a big strong man... taking care of all his needs...
[RoadTripFeather left shout]
{!}I'M THE BIG STRONG MAN THAT TAKES CARE OF HIS NEEDS!{/!}
[RoadTripNyan right normal]
I see... I see...
I see but I don't really care.
[RoadTripFeather left shout]
...
[RoadTripNyan right normal]
Okay, I see you're pretty serious about this.
Let's make a deal.
You find the exit to my ghost house, and I'll let you exit the ghost house.
[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
...
Sure, I guess.
[RoadTripNyan right happy]
But be careful!
[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
...
Why?
[RoadTripNyan right normal]
Oh, I was just saying like...
In general.
[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
...



donkFeather2026_EnterBowser=
[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Crispybowser's Castle...
[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Let's get this over with.



donkFeather2026_CrispyBowser=
[RoadTripFeather left shout]
Crispybowser!
[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Finally, at long last, I've made it to...

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
...

Is Donker watching reels?


[RoadTripCrispy right normal]
Oh, It's just you.

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
Can you tell him to put his phone away at the dinner table?

It's extremely rude.


[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Uh...

Better point-

What are you two doing?

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
...Is he on Instagram?


[RoadTripCrispy right eyesclosed]
Why, we're having a nice romantic dinner of course!


[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Ooookay.

Why exactly?


[RoadTripCrispy right eyesclosed]
Well, why do you think I kidnapped him in the first place?

[RoadTripCrispy right normal]
I'm not a monster!

[RoadTripCrispy right eyesclosed]
Dinner is a polite gesture beforehand.


[RoadTripFeather left shout]
Hands off!

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Also, you literally ARE a monster.

...

[RoadTripFeather left shout]
DONKER!

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Do you even care that I'm here?


[RoadTripCrispy right normal]
Don't even bother, he's been doomscrolling for the past 15 minutes.

[RoadTripCrispy right sweat]
I can't even get through to him.

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
I forgot to take his phone and my hands can't fit through the bars.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
...

Ugh.

That's it, I'm over this.

First you steal him...

Then those weird little orange and green critters...

Then...

The white face monkey thing...

[RoadTripFeather left shout]
I hate it here!

DONKER! We're going home!


[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
Not very nice to interrupt our dinner.

[RoadTripCrispy right eyesclosed]
The tea is almost ready!

[RoadTripCrispy right normal]
If you must, I guess you can join us for supper.


[RoadTripFeather left shout]
Bro, you literally KIDNAPPED HIM.

I do not want to interact with you!

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
...

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Also, you still look disgusting.


[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
That's it, I've had enough of you.

[RoadTripCrispy right sweat]
Don't make me use the axe that cuts the bridge, dumping us both into lava.


[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Why would you install that?


[RoadTripCrispy right normal]
Sometimes the goombabags and koopabags won't leave me alone.

It can come in handy.

[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
Also, there was a little crawfish earlier that just wouldn't shut up, he pissed me off so I used it on him too.


[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Oh, yeah, totally reasonable.

But, uh...

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
I'm gonna need him back now.


[RoadTripCrispy right angry]
Nope.

Now leave.


[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Hmm.

I have a better idea.




donkFeather2026_CrispyBowserDies=
[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
I did it!

I defeated the foul beast!

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Here Donk, let me get you out.


donkFeather2026_CrispyBowserDiesB=
[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
Oh, thank GOD you're here.

[RoadTripDonker right annoyed]
My phone was about to die.

[RoadTripDonker right shout]
What kind of freak doesn't have chargers?

[RoadTripDonker right normal]
Must be a Netherlands thing.


[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Alright, after that, we're going home.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
I don't want to have to deal with any more Super Mario nonsense.


[RoadTripDonker right normal]
Wait!

[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
We have to at least try the ice flowers!

[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
O-or the propeller suit!



[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Hmm...

[RoadTripFeather left normal]
Well...

I GUESS that wouldn't be too bad.

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
But if I see a goomba you have to kill it.


[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
Deal!

[RoadTripFeather left annoyed]
Some birthday THIS turned out to be.


[RoadTripDonker right daydream]
At the end of the day, all that matters is that orchid is finally dead.


[RoadTripFeather left daydream]
Hahaha, that'll do Donk.

That'll do.

[RoadTripPartOfUs right normal]
I tried to stop it.

[RoadTripPartOfUs right normal]
At the end of the day, it took the power of all of us to stop it. 

[RoadTripPartOfUs right normal]
Now let's get out of here before this place blows!



